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Hello. My name is Sally. Now here aresome things you should know about me.

- I am an atheist, so if you see any sort of atheist stuff in my story, suck it up.

- I am straight. So if you don't like straight stuff in my stories, go crying to your mum, you friggin' heterophobes.

- There aren't any X-rated scenes in my stories. Go crawling and sobbing to you mum and report it to the police.

And now, since you know so much about me, here's the rest of my profile which would have gone on forever if I could have been bothered to type it and if I thought you could be bothered reading it.

Name: Sally

DOB: 5/9/1876

Respect your elders, beyatch.

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Writing Speculative Fiction: A Nerd's Guide by Jave Harron reviews
Tired of looking for scifi and seeing nothing new? He's my attempt to help speculative fiction writers, as well as even give the pros a few new ideas. Going strong for years! Now, we cover sword and sorcery, and how to drive your enemies before you while you hear the lamentations of their women.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 103,506 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 3/10/2004
Idolizing Dame Damely by Vanimle reviews
Shane is a shy gay boy who lives above a cafe in Kent, and who is to walk into that cafe one Sunday but the outspoken rocker Shane idolizes, called Dame. Slashy- enjoy!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,087 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 7/13/2004
Speaking in Sentences by Inherent reviews
[Slash] I was probably a bit too blunt, but how else could I be with a guy who wouldn't say more than a word? [Complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,888 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Complete
anime redemption by Julia Mars
This is a little bit more academic than I usually write. I'm probably going to edit this and make it more userfriendly, but I'd like to know what's working before I tear it apart.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2006
My Computer Thinks I'm Sexy by SunshineFey reviews
Just a silly little poem...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/3/2005
My Take on Stereotypes by Voronwe reviews
Everyone is completely wrong about stereotypes. Thankfully, I'm here.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/7/2005
Why I'll Never Be a Teacher by Lohan Layten reviews
My mother was, and her mother before that, but God help me if I ever end up in this profession.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/31/2005
Shinjuku Lost and Found by Jens reviews
A twelve-year-old boy gets lost in Shinjuku, Japan and ends up finding himself.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/30/2005
The Dark Garden by clairvaux reviews
(ROCK LYRICS) Fairytales: uncensored. Splattered with the blood of Snow White, the nightmares of Sleeping Beauty, the poisoned wishing well in the garden, these are the REAL fairy tales...
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/15/2005 - Published: 8/26/2005
Dead Teddy Bears by DeadTeddyBears reviews
My first ever entry! Yayness! This is just a humorous little poem I thought up at a sleepover. Please review!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/5/2005
Lost in a lie by Hell's first Icicle reviews
This is our world, where everything is a carefully construsted lie, and when we break through the barrier, nothing makes sense, and your life no longer has meaning. Then your world comes crashing down...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/23/2005
Let Me Show You by Trajo reviews
Let me show you what's going on...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 11,710 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/10/2005
An Invincible Necessity by Socially Inept Kitchen Boy reviews
When James ran into her the first time, he decided it was nothing. The second time? Just a coincidence. But after the fifth, he realised someone desperately wanted them together, no matter how long it took them to realise it as well
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,082 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 6/11/2005
The Machine by Velveteen Rabbit I Am reviews
A girl wakes up in a white room. She is not trapped, yet the room has no doors. She is not awake, yet she is dreaming. She is not human, and yet she is afraid.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/15/2005
Sly Dog by Lainiee reviews
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
Graveyard Shift by Great White Snark reviews
While on watch, two guards discuss the ethics of cannibalism, the efficiency of the George Foreman grill, and the pros and cons of eating zombies.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/4/2005
Indestructible by Sarah Kay reviews
An unnamed protagonist recounts her life as the first and only human to be successfully genetically enginered to live for about 500.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/28/2005
HitchHiker by willowwisp reviews
A girl on a lonely stretch of highway excepts a ride
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/13/2004
My Job Book 1 by DarkHorse reviews
Stories of working at a bookstore. An 8 year old thief, condescending men is that redundant and a mass exodus. All right, everybody out, this ship is sinkin! This is it for book 1. Ran out of room on the disk. Book 2 up shortly. Hopefully.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 48,151 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/17/2004 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Complete
The Prize by TheDarkScribe reviews
[Extended hiatus] Danielle gets more than she bargained for when she wins a chance at a scholarship: a week at an enormous mansion with nine others and somebody out to get them.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,640 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/10/2003 - Published: 3/9/2003