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Joined 04-14-05, id: 470206, Profile Updated: 03-09-09
Author has written 21 stories for Supernatural, General, Fantasy, Love, Romance, Horror, General, and Sci-Fi.

These things are used so you can tell the public about youself, no? But i have learned that nobody really cares what you hafta say unless its something they have discovered for themselves. Which is perhaps the most important thing…After all is it not incredable important to discover things for yourself when the words of others may be misleading?

However, if you do care about what i have to say, i swear to the gods (or god, if thats what you believe) that i am not usually this serious. Just an odd mood ive been in…I am usually a happy, smiley, and laughing person. I prefer to be optimistic and find then better sides of things rather than be all doom and gloom. But im not like disgustingly happy. I am human after all. I hate mornings, cant stand traffic, and have my bad days just like everybody else. I try to be very friendly and i absolutely love making new friends.

I work at The Great Escape in Queensbury, New York which is, to be 100 honest, the nasty shat of Six Flags. Like, seriously, if a real theme park were to take a crap, this would be it. I do, however, love my job. I am a costume character. I play 13 different characters and I also host the Get Ready To Wiggle show, and the Looney Tunes Talent Show. Also, with Fright Fest and all, I am the Stunt Actor who performs the Hanging illusion 3 times daily. So yeah…I am just a tad busy. lol

I dont have many hobbies anymore. Believe me. I used to have a life, but my job ate it. When i do have free time, i use it to hang out with my friends, or read, and write (of course). I paint, and sing, and meditate…and that just about covers it i think…

Oh and besides writing… MUSIC = LIFE!!

Also i have an account under the same pen-name. Please check them out!!

Home is behind the world ahead. And there are many paths to tread. Through shadow, cloud, and shade. All shall fade, all shall fade.

~Pippins song from LotR RotK

Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History ~Marilyn Monroe

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My Life Goals by ADD Prodigy reviews
Gary Blue is a high school freshman with goals. He plans to stop the Greek pantheon from destroying the world, pass all of his classes, unravel a mystery, get a date with best friend Zoe, and survive high school with his friends. Welcome to my life, enjoy
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009
Donuts by wandering dreamer reviews
i think i was hungry when i wrote this
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/23/2000
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Don't Be Fooled reviews
What lies behind the mask?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Complete
Life Without Love reviews
Maybe a life without love is exactly what we need
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Anabelle St Clear reviews
Vanity here.I have decided to let you in on the most unusual circumstances of this tale. From the very beginning to present.So let it be known that what you read are her words that I have recorded.It is an autobiography of Anabelle StClear,vampire.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,344 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008
Forgivness
Betryed again
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Complete
Serendipity
Seredipity: The accidental discovery of something fortunate. Love quite often falls under this category. When star-crossed lovers meet, they know it. But it's what they don't know that could prevent that love. Please R&R
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,255 - Published: 2/9/2009
Astir
A haunted house...so degrading for a vampire. But...its not the job thats enjoyable. Its the people.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
A Collection of Ficlets
A boy close to dead, a girl already there, vampires, ghosts, and reality. Whats scarier?
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,095 - Published: 12/7/2008
Hope for you reviews
Even though she is gone i still hope...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Complete
Now and Forever reviews
This is an angsty story about the love and longing everyone feels at some point. Please review!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
I die reviews
Another angsty poem I wrote after a particularly bad fight with my girlfriend. I wasn't sure how to rate it. It talks about suicide, but metaphorically.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Complete
A Close Call to Death reviews
If you fight with your lover...what if something were to happen? What would you do with a second chance?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Complete
No one knows
Another kind of angsty poem
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Complete
3 shorts poems reviews
Poems about personal hurt within the hurt of others
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Complete
the end of time
a random poem i wrote
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Complete
upon the hearts
a poem thats actually kind of badly written but i decided to put it on here for fun.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Complete
The Belle and her Beau reviews
a short poem. not the best. its about an elf princess and the human she falls in love with. pretty typical.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Complete
Demons of the Golden Wing reviews
Sometimes even demons regret their chosen paths
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Complete
Of the world
Is she his lover? Or a prisoner?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Complete
hearts of old reviews
another short poem
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Complete
Dark and Day reviews
A short poem...kinda dark, but there you go...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Complete
THe Whisperers reviews
A short story
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Complete