Furfaidz
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Joined 04-16-05, id: 470629, Profile Updated: 02-04-14
Author has written 9 stories for Horror, Kids, Romance, General, Fantasy, Haiku, Life, and Action.

About Me

- I'm allergic to peach skin

- Realist

- Feminist

- Secular Humanist

- Moonie and Trekkie

- I like building, baking, and sewing things

- I love Athena and Poseidon

What I like: cats, zombies, underwear, mocha, culture, science!

Books I like: Prophecy of the Stones by Flavia Bujor, Frog Princess vol.1 by E.D. Baker, the Luxe series

Wild Quotes:

"A little girl goes to a mysterious place, kills the first person se meets then teams up with three strangers to kill again." unkown comment on 'The Wizard of Oz'

Funny quotes from school:

English 3rd year-

"Question 5, Ms. Primm was greeted by the ship's captain. What did he say?"

"Well, what DID he say, Mr. Sweep?"

"I'm not telling you! It's a TEST. Yes, he said, 'Hey, baby, wanna get on my ship?'"

Am. Gov't H.-

"Freedom gives us the ability to choose our profession. Our government will support you all the way. For example, John Parker, what do you want to be after high school?"

"A killer."

Same class, still trying to get my presentation across-

"Sean, if we lived in a Communist economy and I said that you had to be my pool boy, what would you do?"

"...Do I get to wear a speedo?"

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Confessions of a Former Chew Toy by woodstock1969 reviews
When I found out that Tully, my estranged childhood best friend, was rooming with my ex, the overly opinionated, rich tool, I knew that things were bound to get weird. I can't stand awkward situations, and my freshman year of college just became one. Joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,087 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Cigarettes and Gasoline by somuchformyhappyending reviews
His life revolves around drugs and sex. Her life revolves around living in the shadow of her older sister. He’s intimidating and angry. She wishes she were intimidating and she can’t stay angry for long. CONTAINS EXPLICIT MATERIAL: language and sex.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,877 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 1/26/2008
Words by Surreptitiously Scarlet reviews
A short poem about the power of words and the effect they can have. Not one of my best poems but I felt the need to write it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2005
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Nicholas Grean reviews
This is a silly story I wrote with Emily when I was really young. 14-year-old Judy Paris moves into a haunted house with her family and ends up in the late 1800's with her new friend Emily. Romance/Drama/Supernatural.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,490 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
EPIDEMIC reviews
My version of the apocalypse. Includes the superhuman, super fast undead.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010
Olive Juice reviews
A silly story I wrote when I was in HS. It's about a very average high school girl who must face past demons involving the "new" kid -her childhood friend she, for some reason, doesn't like. Romance. Completed in 2-10-2008. Edited 18-9-2010
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,767 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 2/3/2008
Mistake reviews
This is to someone's comment about different people. It's poorly written and it's never been revised.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Complete
Haiku reviews
What is a haiku?
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
A Poem A Day
A collection of some very old poems.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 8 - Words: 776 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Complete
Dreamer's Dance
I wrote this when I was in the middle of HS. Inspired by a song called "Dreamer". Only 2 chapters and very cliche. Princess Mineral is based off of my friend, Emily, who has blond hair and blue eyes. She falls in love with a supposed commoner.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,245 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
Fun Facts reviews
It's not a story. It's a list of fun facts I thought I'd share when I was 14.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Complete
Devil's Night reviews
My first fictionpress post. I wrote this when I just started high school so it's really silly and it's full of grammatical and spelling errors.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Complete