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Joined 04-16-05, id: 470705, Profile Updated: 06-10-10
Author has written 40 stories for Romance, Mystery, Play, Historical, Humor, Life, War, Love, General, Fantasy, Friendship, Song, and Horror.

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I'm Emily

18 years old.

Alive.

"So many people live within unhappy circumstances and yet will not take the initiative to change their situation because they are conditioned to a life of security, conformity, and conservatism, all of which may appear to give one peace of mind, but in reality nothing is more dangerous to the adventurous spirit within a man than a secure future. The very basic core of a man's living spirit is his passion for adventure. The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun."
— Chris McCandless

UPDATE JUNE 10th, 2010: After a year of working my ass of I still am not graduating on time. I've got to get a job in order to pay rent and such by September. This, my dears, is the reason I haven't written anything new since Christmas. A whole entire season has gone by. >

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she's biting her lip by softersin reviews
just a progress report in collection form. c: read and review!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 108 - Words: 4,775 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008
Again by Arachne Rose reviews
We never burned that bridge
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
a letter by we must reinvent love reviews
this really isn't fiction or poetry. just words in phrases.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
The Twisted Tales of Jack and Peter Horner by EvilFlyingJester reviews
The untold stories of Jack and Peter Horner. Based on the nursery rhymes "Little Jack Horner", "Jack and Jill", "Jack and the bean stalk" and others. Not actually an on-going story. Not yet, anyway. We'll see
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2008
the least fun i could have by no.peace.los.angeles reviews
i am monkey bars, rusted
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
wires by aletheistic reviews
we've crossed all our wires, but I would cross oceans
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
Red Crayon by lordelfy reviews
I am a soldier Mother, how could you not be proud?
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
Ten Minutes Ago by xxmoonstarxx reviews
I'm not sure how good it is but I needed my thoughts out. Reviews appreciated and I don't mind critique since I'm not sure how I feel about this...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Better Than Happily Never After by Princess-anna57 reviews
This poem means so much to me, and I was hesitant to post it, but well, here it is. It is a family and life poem.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2007
Family Portrait by antigonelives reviews
She smiles so bright at the thought of the morning. Drabble.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
Let's Go by NekoKaji reviews
A flirtatious poem for once... What a tease!
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Complete
Systematic Eyes by Master Shu reviews
Ever had that feeling that your there to amuse?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Complete
Blue Crayon by lordelfy reviews
The ocean was his home
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Complete
Black Crayon by lordelfy reviews
How could a simple color represent my entire soul?
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
Memoirs of Being With the Band by FalseXxThrills reviews
Sex. Drugs. Rock N' Roll. That's how it goes right? I got dragged into it all. One night stands, TVs thrown out windows, angry fist fights, and love?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 3/15/2006
In The Near Future by XxXrescueXXmeXxX reviews
a weird story-in-progress about what a really weird future could be like... Written by me and my friend Manda.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/7/2006
The Rosellas by XxParalaixX reviews
...a poem about animals...
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2006
Tanya and Emily, A Slightly Enhanced Biography by RomanceBabe reviews
this is the untold story of Tanya and Emily, the geniuses behind the Mysterious Mustache Men! read this and weep at our amazing glorious lives!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 1/18/2006
Up and Down by Cedar Hawk reviews
ok, this was made in a bout of randomness...and i am not a Christian (no offence to all u's all there)
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2006
Never Alone by RomanceBabe reviews
Alisson'never worked with kids. She doesen't trust anyone much because of the pain trust might cause. Logan's the only one who can make her truly laugh, and make her believe.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,157 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 4/27/2005
Ditrzy People by Cedar Hawk reviews
RANDOMNESS! i was overcome by it...read this, at your own risk...it hardly even rhymes! far better then past times...there i go again! and i cant do it over again
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2005
The City by Cedar Hawk reviews
Smell the roses
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2005
Joan of Arc by Faithless Juliet reviews
You were my age when you saw God.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2005
That's Not A Cliché, That's My Wife! by Zilg reviews
Just a short story I wrote on a whim... based on a true story... sort of...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/3/2005
Wittle Fwuffy Bunny by UndueReality reviews
A little dark humor regarding a wittle fwuffy bunny. Its not what you think it is...Please R&R.:P
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/3/2005
No Money Song by Eunomia reviews
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Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/1/2005
Bad Parents Should Be Punished by Timarelay reviews
A twisted short story, as I've been told. Written a little over a year ago, in the middle of the night, about a mother with a new take on what happens to bad parents.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2002
Sexy Spy and the Tuna Surprise by Kari Laura and Stuff reviews
The Tuna Club's secret recipie is stolen! Will Sexy Spy be able to get it back?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/13/2001
RED With Envy by Matta reviews
A guy gets a new girlfriend, but what happens when two other girls get jealous? *UPDATED*
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/16/2000
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You Can Fall Down
For James. It's okay to break sometimes.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Complete
Naughty reviews
For Marilyn Ray, Christmastime is just the time of year when her house gets filled with obnoxious relatives.. But when things begin to go very wrong, it will take an interesting stranger to keep her rockin' around that Christmas tree.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,748 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 11/24/2007
Creeped reviews
Roxanne Royce is being stalked. And as if having someone creepily watching her every move, stealing her underwear and taking pictures of her in the shower isn't bad enough, her stalker isn't your regular creeper. Roxanne's stalker has been dead for years.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009
Thought Process
It's a human condition. No. It's THE human condition.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
Giselle reviews
Having always lived in the village of Provins plagued by the dark spirits of those denied love, Giselle knows to beware of the Wilis. But when a stranger comes to town, Giselle soon finds she has no idea how horrifying the Wilis really are.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2009
Apology of a Sorted Variety reviews
Please read ingredients before ingesting.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
But I Can't Take It Back reviews
Mistakes can't be taken back.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
Invasion of the Cell Phone People reviews
Fake world. Real emotion.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Missing reviews
Danielle Weaver had been missing for three years. The catch is, she never left. She was still in Woodsborough, just a few centuries earlier, but she's not alone...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,711 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 5/7/2006
Mercy Me reviews
Forgiveness is all some people have left to look forward to.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Next Time Round reviews
Short skit about two ex-lovers meeting at the bus stop by chance.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
Hanging by the Strings of Balloons
What depression can feel like.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
Island Flower reviews
Katarina Rent's life is about to change. When the ship she's been given passage on, is violently sunk in the Bermuda triangle, the only survivors are herself and Darien Teller, a frustrating individual. But love blossoms in the most unlikely places.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,733 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 2/17/2007
Lunar Eclipse reviews
He told me he was joining the army to fight for what the country believed in. He told me he was leaving me under the shifting lights of the lunar eclipse.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Rainy Day reviews
When you left, you became the rain.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
The Open Door reviews
Trust in someone can lead you away from the past you're chained to. For my friend Alex Youngblut.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Complete
Music Box reviews
When young Sylvie runs out on her own wedding, she's suddenly plunged into a world beyond her imagination. The world of vampires. Terrence, a vampire on the edge, meets Sylvie and is forced to ask himself: Can love actually exist for the undead?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2007
You Will Not Break Me reviews
I will stand my ground, I will stand up, I will not be broken by you. My battle with depression.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
For Jeff Charlton
Your life is yours, don't lay down and let someone try to take it away from you.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Complete
Wind From the Sea reviews
A poem inspired by one of my favorite paintings, Andrew Wyeth's Wind From the Sea. It's a poem about... curtains...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Complete
The Sky Is Red reviews
... I don't know anymore...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Complete
The Mysterious Mustache Men II reviews
Evil still chases the Mysteriou Mustache Men, but what is more evil than the dreaded Walrus Mustache? Peanut Prime seeks his revenge on his hated rivals.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,685 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 8/31/2005
Thorns of the Rose reviews
A true fairytale. Love is unpredictable.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 8/16/2006
Welcome Home reviews
For the "friend" who stabbed me in the back. Welcome Home to me, eh?
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/3/2006
What Have You Done? reviews
What have you done to help life along?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/10/2006
Through the Woods reviews
Michael Jackson, trees, disco fever, Hippies and axe murderers, yep, just another day at Summer School.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/1/2006
Isla Bonita reviews
On the beautiful island called Isla Bonita, marriage means whoever's next in line. For Scarlette, it was no different.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 3/29/2006
Faith For A Rebel reviews
Faith is a 17 year old guidance councellor for troubled kids. When she meets the art teacher Griffin, she thinks shes in love, than Jared the rebel came along with a dare.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,484 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 8/17/2005
The Princess of Roses reviews
She was a gift for Jake's birthday, but when the doll comesalive and becomes the love of Jake's life, he has to fight for her to live. She just wanted to be loved.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 12/29/2005
Me reviews
My life moved in a pattern, a boring one at that. Then I met him. I don't know how this'll end.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 10/23/2005
God's Calling reviews
A poem about a young soldier in the war
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2005
May the Sky and the Grass Keep My Secret reviews
When you love someone secretly, who do you tell?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/6/2005
God's Grace reviews
God's beauty portrayed
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/6/2005
War reviews
The Horrors of war in a family
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/6/2005
Death Is Alone reviews
A Loveless life can lead to a Loveless death
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/6/2005
The Mysterious Mustache Men reviews
Tanya's a bit of a loner because of her six-left-feet, until she meets the Mysterious Mustache Men. Now she's thrown into a very dangerous and peanut buttery journey!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,210 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 5/7/2005
Sweet Summer Sweat reviews
Omalee was alone in the world. Her only love was summer, that was, until summer brought him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4/20/2005 - Published: 4/19/2005
Wicca reviews
When a clan of witches make themselves present among the people of Salem, it creates quite an uproar. But when one is wrongfully accused for an act of kindness, it is all a young judge can do before he acts out irrationally
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/20/2005
Bloody Mary reviews
A fun sleepover is turned into a nightmare when a frightening dare goes too far.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19/2005
The Devil's Opponant reviews
Maddie can't believe her parents are shipping her off to some bording school in "prissy" England! But aftea freak accident on the way, strange things begin to happen to Maddie during her visit that lead her into a suspensful adventure envolving a deep fam
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/19/2005