Hello! If you have stumbled upon this page it means that you have at least mildly enjoyed my stories, or you have absolutely no idea how to use a computer! Good for you! Here are some words for you to read:

ABOUT MEH:

Sex: Female

Age: Somewhere around 14 (and currently working on an 'M' fic. HAH! Screw you, age restrictions!)

Height: I tower over the masses at an impressive 5'2. SHAZAM!

Hair Colour: Dark brownish/Black

Eyes: Green/Blue, and I have kickass glasses! WOOH!

Skin Colour: A palish, haven't-seen-light-in-six-years-colour

Location: The seventh layer of Hell.

Wishes: She could fly, but not with wings. Wings suck.

Favorite Cartoon Characters (in no particular order): Damien (MINE!), Pip, Nergal, Nergal Jr., Dib, Mr. Slave, Lard Nar, Kenny

Favorite Movies: South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut; BASEketball; Silence of the Lambs; The Omen (All of 'em. Long live Damien Thorn!); Team America: World Police; Nightmare Before Christmas; The Rocky Horror picture show.

Favorite shows: South Park, Invader Zim, Family Guy, Lost, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, The Simpsons, That 70's Show, MAD TV, Friends

I am currently obbsessed with South Park slash. Here are my favorite pairings:

Damien/Pip (Best pairing. EVER.)

Pip/Butters

Cartman/Butters

Cartman/Kenny

Kenny/Butters

Stan/Kyle(Even though it's used a lot)

Terrance/Phillip(there should be more!)

I also love Invader Zim and Johnny the Homicidal Maniac fics, slash or otherwise. I like every pairing EXCEPT Zim/Gaz. Bleh.

I read, write, draw, perform elaborate dance numbers, and can scream really, really loud. Cool, huh?

That's about it. Mmyep. So, um, read my fics and...stuff. Yeah.

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