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Joined 04-20-05, id: 471222
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Hello! If you have stumbled upon this page it means that you have at least mildly enjoyed my stories, or you have absolutely no idea how to use a computer! Good for you! Here are some words for you to read:


Sex: Female

Age: Somewhere around 14 (and currently working on an 'M' fic. HAH! Screw you, age restrictions!)

Height: I tower over the masses at an impressive 5'2. SHAZAM!

Hair Colour: Dark brownish/Black

Eyes: Green/Blue, and I have kickass glasses! WOOH!

Skin Colour: A palish, haven't-seen-light-in-six-years-colour

Location: The seventh layer of Hell.

Wishes: She could fly, but not with wings. Wings suck.

Favorite Cartoon Characters (in no particular order): Damien (MINE!), Pip, Nergal, Nergal Jr., Dib, Mr. Slave, Lard Nar, Kenny

Favorite Movies: South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut; BASEketball; Silence of the Lambs; The Omen (All of 'em. Long live Damien Thorn!); Team America: World Police; Nightmare Before Christmas; The Rocky Horror picture show.

Favorite shows: South Park, Invader Zim, Family Guy, Lost, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, The Simpsons, That 70's Show, MAD TV, Friends

I am currently obbsessed with South Park slash. Here are my favorite pairings:

Damien/Pip (Best pairing. EVER.)





Stan/Kyle(Even though it's used a lot)

Terrance/Phillip(there should be more!)

I also love Invader Zim and Johnny the Homicidal Maniac fics, slash or otherwise. I like every pairing EXCEPT Zim/Gaz. Bleh.

I read, write, draw, perform elaborate dance numbers, and can scream really, really loud. Cool, huh?

That's about it. Mmyep. So, um, read my fics and...stuff. Yeah.

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Der Wolf und seine Nichte by LycanMaximoff reviews
(Title means 'The Wolf and his Niece) The tragic story of Adolf Hitler and Geli Raubal (rating will go up)
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/2/2004 - Published: 11/28/2004
How To Bash Saddam Hussein by Human Stinkbeast reviews
If you're mad at President Bush, Saddam Hussein, and/or Osama bin Laden, have a sadistic streak, or just haven't gotten scared today, you may wanna read this.... *M/M SLASH!*
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/12/2003
The Real World Sucks reviews
What would happen if you trapped Adolf Hitler, Jesus Christ, Johnny Depp, Paris Hilton, a Harry Potter fangirl, and myself in a house for six months? I dunno. Let's find out.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2005