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Tumours Make The Heart Grow Fonder by WoodpeckerWho reviews
He was department head, she was just an intern. She was bubbly and neurotic, he preferred quiet and classy. He detested the strawberry milkshake from the hospital cafeteria, but she drank it everyday. It was never a match made in heaven. So how the hell did they wind up in the radiology lab, making out over the film viewer?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,071 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Complete
My Undetected Canoodling by Analytical Calico reviews
The seemingly unrequited crush on your best friend, the perfect romantic cliche, and you know those always work out. However, when an evil older brother, mind games, and dirty little secrets are thrown into the mix, maybe this cliche isn't that perfect...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,667 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
Standing On the Edge by Secretive reviews
Rosaline thought she knew him and what she knew, she hated. But Javier isn't the kind of guy you get to know easily nor is he the kind of guy who is what he seems. He needs her more than she or even he understands. If only she would realize...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 104,142 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 2/4/2007
Saving from Monkeys by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
I had known Elliot Sinclair since I was 10 and never felt any compulsion to get naked with him. What could possibly have happened last night to change that? I prodded my sozzled mind for an answer, but none was forthcoming. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Complete
Death By Tap Shoes & Cigarettes by A Perfect Sonnet reviews
Poet Girl is obsessed with two things: poetry and Jazz Boy. When they run away to Kansas City in search of Bohemia and a way out of the Midwest, will they find it? Or will the boy who sold his soul to the devil for a pair of drum sticks get in their way?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 12/11/2004
All Along by KNE reviews
Neely Donovan isn’t interested in the whole popularity ordeal considering that her twin brother was one of the hottest guys that attended their school. But falling for the most popular guyand her bro's best friend was the last thing on her mind.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 211,055 - Reviews: 4837 - Favs: 3,698 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2004
Anatomy by Waialae Firefly reviews
Bailey is a talented art student who's struggling in one area: human anatomy. Although never her friend before the answer might be science, in the form of pre-med student Ason. Rated for language & sexual content.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,865 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Complete
Black Lace by Mere Nova reviews
When good girls fall in love, they sing songs, write in their diaries, dream of starry skies, and ride ponies. I am fairly certain they do NOT sensuously GRIND against their crush in sensuous black lace! ONE SHOT. Come read it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,321 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Complete
His Own Little Piece of History by jma reviews
M/M Gay Romance ONE-SHOT written for Sheepie for Valentines. Miles is a middle-aged collector of history. He teaches it, he spends thousands on ancient swords, he loves it. But one piece of history is about to walk into his life that is all too unexpected
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Complete
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
Truth or Dare by Eccentric reviews
They've been playing the game for eight straight years. With the arrival of their senior year, they're expecting the game to get dirtier than ever in hopes of finally declaring a winner - but is that all that will be declared?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,957 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 12/17/2008
I don't care what they say! by Elkica reviews
Yaoi. You know when they say it's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all, well, they don't know what they are talking about, and I can bet they were never a normal, slightly clumsy and awkward male in love in his best friend.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,082 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
Echoes of the Past by Esquirella reviews
(YAOI, mXm - and all that. Back off, homophobes! You've been warned) What would you do if your best friend went to see a psychic, and she told him he was once a sorcerer? And that in his past life he'd used a binding spell on you? Eric finds out!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,000 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 9/19/2005
Thank Zeus by TRSNG reviews
SLASH. Robin doesn’t want to turn around and face the situation like a man - which is annoying and makes Chris want to harpoon him in the back. MM.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,683 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
Wingman by chrissayyy reviews
-ONE SHOT- "Nice pink panties," Jayden taunted me. "Glad you liked the sight," I responded nonchalantly. "Oh yes I did," he shot back. "But I have to say, seeing you fall down those stairs was much better entertainment." Why again am I in love with him?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
Unfinished Business by Maeven reviews
Kaetlyn Worthing died in what can be quaintly termed as a freak accident. As a wandering ghost, invisible to the world, she pours her heart out to a man with the most intense, hazel eyes. Problem? He's a 'ghostbuster'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,574 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 10/24/2003
Xnay on Angerday, s'il vous plaît by Lulai reviews
June was fine with her rather dull life. The last thing she needed was a cursed bracelet, a demon chasing her, and a surly vampire who makes her toes curl. Although she's changing her mind on that last one...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,778 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Mustard by gum is yum reviews
ONE SHOT. Remy's boyfriend Matt is perfect in every way except one: he has an infuriating best friend named Jack who just loves to bother her. "Do you think I find joy in the fact that all I can ever think about is you, no matter how hard I try not to?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
You Stole the Kiss Right Out of Me by LilyFinn reviews
One-shot "Ava, what is your problem?" "You, Jared Ashby. You are my problem. You stole all the kiss right out of me, you jerk!"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,159 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Sinning with Kade Cross by aerogirl401 reviews
Tia Marcell is sick of the social pit that consumes her life. When she meets Kade Cross, she forgets all the rules that apply and commits sin in the most sensual way. It felt good being bad.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
Impulse by White Rose Blossom reviews
“Did you honestly,” he panted, pausing to grin, “Just compare me to a Greek sex god?” Oh, he so wasn’t going to let that go, was he? -- Aphrodite never saw this coming...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
Keep It a Secret by xoxluurve reviews
[ONE SHOT] She kept avoiding him. He always found his way back to her. But it only went so far…
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
The Ungodly Attractions by sadisticprune reviews
She's a skimpy blonde.Or so the whole student body thought. What they don't know is that she really has red hair and that her personality's made up of 10 sarcasm and 90 cynicism.But it all changed when the campus' rebel saw the lies behind her eyes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,989 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007
Can I Panic Now? by Punk'd reviews
Picture this. You're seventeen, female and seriously feminist. Then, suddenly, the cheerleaders want you to join them. And the most perverted (and hottest) Goth in school is chasing you. Did I mention I was dragged half way across the world for this?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,522 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 7/6/2004
Stardom Isn't All It's Cracked Up To Be by bahlovkarizma reviews
M/M, what esle, Mark Sterns and John Echols are two actors in Hollywood, also ex-best friends, when an opportunity comes along to work together, Mark will have to forget what John did to make it work
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,621 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006
Acid Rain by Lonely Forest reviews
Kielan Jefferies is a broken boy. When he finally gets adopted at 17, he begins the painful process of forgiving and forgetting. There's heartbreak to come. And some good stuff too. But Kielan tends to dwell on the depressing. CHAPTER 20 UP.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,706 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 1/30/2006
Spontaneity by Lilias reviews
[Slash] Once Upon a Time, a handsome Crown Prince set his sights on a visiting princess with the unique condition of being…well, male. And, if the supposed princess is kept away from sugar and pointy things, chances are they’ll live Happily Ever After.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 149,117 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 6/16/2003
Three Little Words by Myrika reviews
Rani is trying to figure out how to tell her boyfriend she loves him. Problem is, it's such an overused phrase that it's spawned millions of cheesy Hallmark cards, romance novels, and movies. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Saturday Morning Cartoons by Dr. Pepper 14 reviews
[Slash] We're just two horny teenaged boys. We don't know what the hell we're doing. But that's okay, it's more fun this way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,590 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 10/14/2005
Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World! by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
The Gay Man's Matchmaker by Esquirella reviews
MxM (This means that there is slash, yaoi, shounen ai in here. Get OUT if you don't like it, biotches) Life sucks! My straight best friend's setting me up on a blind date! This should blow horse chunks! Meet Kee. He's a breath of fresh air, isn't he?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,215 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 8/16/2005
Right Round by Green Permanent Marker reviews
Moira is stuck in study hall and just can't get a song out of her head. Someone decides to help her before she goes completely insane. oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
The Life of Lena the Lonely by Forlorn Life reviews
Lena was going to roast in hell...or was it a school for talented artists? She couldn't remember, but if she was going to suffer so was Rowan. No animosity there, no. NOOONE AT ALL
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006
Third Time’s a Charm by cynically amused reviews
The first step towards change is admitting there is problem. Well then I guess I should get that out of the way, I have a problem. I’m a random dialer, but I won’t get into that yet. The second step is to avoid temptation—not so easy… [oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,722 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Complete
Quandaries of a Quirky Romantic by Secretive reviews
She's a hopeless romantic that is terrified of falling in love. Quirky? You have no idea... He's misunderstood purposely so and has a past. A dark one. So...what happens when their small town matchmaker decides they're destined for each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,930 - Reviews: 1884 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
The Silent Way Into My Heart by Sprees reviews
He's a Mime and She's a normal teenage girl. When their fate leads them to meet at a six year olds birthday party, both of them are surprised.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006
Back to You by Beautiful Midnight reviews
What would 'You've Got Mail' be like if Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan were both sexy young men and not lame? Well, kinda like this.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,513 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 10/5/2005
Some Hearts by Melika Elena reviews
On Valentine’s Day at Roosevelt High, each girl wears a heart with her name on it. It’s the task of the boys to collect as many hearts as they can, any way they can. Read how a reluctant participant literally—and figuratively—gives her heart away.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2006
Drab is an Acronym by The Pixie on Zoloft reviews
Gemmy wasn't content with her life as a girl, so she lost her curves and dressed as a boy. But when she enrolls in a Private School for boys, what happens to her and a feminine boy named Darien?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,198 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 9/10/2005
Quid Pro Quo by TwystedFate reviews
Nora Muldoon never believed in love, until she babysat for the unruly Mrs. Prescott, who kept bodice-ripper romance books all over her house, and met her son, Gideon ..
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,861 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/27/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005
Selfless, Cold & Composed by Beautiful Midnight reviews
Between my boyfriend dying, a (very sexy) priest, and copious amounts of Ben & Jerry's, this won't be your typical fairy tale.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,266 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/19/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005
Hilton Academy by Harmonized reviews
Bright, stubborn & independent Jesse hates her peers at Hilton. Titled, chilled & handsome William fits in just fine. Can he convince her that not everyone hailing from wealth is shallow? Can he convince everyone else that class doesn’t matter?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 196,933 - Reviews: 1900 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 9/2/2004
Sly Dog by Lainiee reviews
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
Stange Muses by CerridwenStorms reviews
Meg Miyahiro is a young painter who is in a creative slump. Can her cockney punk best friend, Jack Wylde help her? Or is he just going to continue to tick her off?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,011 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2005
Don't Say You Love Me by Clavel reviews
With a mother who has been married 8 times, and a love sick best friend, Sam thinks she knows it all about love, not that she has ever dared to feel it. For her love is all about pain, or isn't it?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,533 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/29/2004 - Published: 8/7/2004 - Complete
Reckless by Flawless Storm reviews
How do you cope when realizing your meddling parents and cousin have arranged your marriage without your consent? Why run off and have sex with a man you hate, of course . Well, that's what I did. A funny, sweet, onetime, sort of short story. Rated R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/31/2004 - Complete