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Joined 04-25-05, id: 472111, Profile Updated: 02-06-10
Author has written 17 stories for Young Adult, General, Essay, Biography, Friendship, Life, and Romance.

The name is Joanne. I’m 20, studying Business and English at McMaster University. I hate peas. What else could you possibly want to know?

But, if you were wondering...

Some Facts You'll want to know:

- If I could live off of one beverage and one food for the rest of my life, it would be Tea and Pie
- My two passions in life are writing and sailing. I want to go to the Olympics, and I want to publish a novel and sell a copy to someone -other than my mother.
- Shakespeare may be some dead guy, but I love him all the same
- My favorite weather system is when it's hot, humid and raining
- My life revolves around Big Bang Theory, Criminal Minds and Make it or Break it.
- I love having nightmares

Tune In: PJ Harvey, Bjork, Bif Naked, Fiona Apple, Poe, Garbage, The Bangles, Indigo Girls, Tatu, Letters to Cleo, Tori Amos, No Doubt, Gwen Steffani, Britt Black, Ani Difranco, Lillix, Emilie Autumn, The Cardigans, Frou Frou, Rasputina and Sarah McLachlan.

I LOVE MY READERS!
YOU KEEP ME HAPPY AND SANE!

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The Mating by charliej reviews
Elise had no idea when she came home that day that she'd end up mated to a complete stranger. A new Alpha and the need for an alliance between packs have made her pawn FPSSA WINNER - BEST SUPERNATURAL ROMANCE round 4 WARNING: sexually explicit scenes
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,741 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Complete
Getting Malcolm by pinkmist reviews
He stared down at me, eyes dark and unrelenting. "Do you want Malcolm?" Stupid question. But I nodded anyway. "Then kiss me." Talk about getting caught between a rock and a hard place. *SKoW Winner*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 140,913 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 6/29/2006
Reason and Romance Redux by Myrika reviews
A drunken one night stand with Alex Montgomery is a complication Adrian Blake doesn't need, especially not when he's her new stepbrother. /PUBLISHED/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 5,177 - Reviews: 4312 - Favs: 1,788 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
So Much to Learn by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Complete After a rather hideous break up with her boyfriend due to her inability to 'put out', Talia bullies her brother's best friend into teaching her the complexities of a 'full' relationship. Turns out uni courses have nothing on life lessons! **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 9,369 - Reviews: 3002 - Favs: 3,670 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Private Lives, Public Property by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,974 - Reviews: 3193 - Favs: 3,394 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2357 - Favs: 3,533 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Of Money and Mouths by mrdryrdrlngs reviews
Take a girl who cheats, a guy she can't stand, and her gay, sometimes crossdressing ex. Throw in a pissed off football player, one doozy of a bet, and more money than should be handled by people like this. Mix well. Chaos, anyone?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 3/29/2007
Better Than Burroughs by Stillill reviews
*COMPLETE* Burroughs said it best, “Perhaps all pleasure is only relief.” This is how Callum led his life until he met Marina. Maybe pleasure can be something more than relief.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 226,118 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Decision Time, Peanut by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Oneshot "Of course I'm crying," I said frankly, "I've been crying for months. In fact I've pretty much been crying ever since my boyfriend said 'oh and this is my brother Mac' and I thought I was having a heart attack."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,647 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
Love Me Not by misswonderlnd reviews
Brooke is over him. She is. But somehow Cole keeps finding his way into her dreams. When he comes back in town will Brooke be able to keep her cool? R&R PLEASE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,355 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Complete
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 3,456 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
Hilton Academy by Harmonized reviews
Bright, stubborn & independent Jesse hates her peers at Hilton. Titled, chilled & handsome William fits in just fine. Can he convince her that not everyone hailing from wealth is shallow? Can he convince everyone else that class doesn’t matter?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 196,933 - Reviews: 1899 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 9/2/2004
Black Coffee by FireBringer reviews
He was an uncomplicated boy who just happened to infuriate her. She was bitter, twisted and only wanted sex from him. So what does he do? Falls in love with her...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,305 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 8/24/2004
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40 Days with my Vegan Mother reviews
It's easy to be vegan over the phone, and it saved my relationship with my mother. But now she wants to visit, meet my fiancé, and that means rewriting our entire romantic history AND giving up my beloved meat. 40 days? I’m going to die.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/3/2010
Breaking Lisa
I just made a huge mistake, and without Jane's help there is no way I can get out of it. She draws a picture for me, showing me the things we must say and do. A lot seems like it's going too far, but I can already hear her words in my head – trust me.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 26,470 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
The Good and Bad of New reviews
As a new school begins to change Allison from the person she thought she was into someone she doesn't recognize she doesn't know if she can hold on. This isn't high school, and these choices actually matter. But hey, at least the boys are cute, right?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007
Freeing The Soul
I waited patiently. Almost. My small heart beating in quick motions. This can’t be happening. It’s all too good to be true. And yet it is. Happening, that it. It’s happening. Is this what freedom feels like?
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
Cold Streets reviews
Writing for some is a means of escape, others a means of survival. Very few writers ever make money and a number of them live under the poverty line. This is a poem of survival.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Complete
Incomplete reviews
Every writer know what it feels like to have their up and coming masterpiece die. It’s like the story has decided it’s not good enough, and no matter how much you will it on, it just stays stuck.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Complete
Remember the Red Haired Boy reviews
Christopher Topher Yundt was 15 when he died of heart failure. His death impacted the whole school. Everyone deals with death differently, even those who seemingly don't deal at all. Even the girl who writes everything down.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
Want It More
You only get three chances in life to make these speeches. Once at weddings, once a funerals, and one for your school chapel speech. Make it good.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
Regret? reviews
He knew the words that followed, he’d read the letter so many times that he could feel them burned in the back of his skull. He could feel them, and he hated it.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Complete
Perspective reviews
Things change. It all depends on how the reader reads the poem. The meaning changes. The poem is different.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Complete
The Fragmented Life of Joanne Leigh
For most, days blend together, week and months pass, and suddenly you are years into the future with no recount of how you got there. These are the things worth remembering.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 903 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 8/25/2006
Ban Teentok
My recent trip to Thailand inspired a short piece of writing This is how it should be.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Complete
Plane Letters reviews
She couldn’t pick it up. It just – she couldn’t. There were too many memories attached to it, too many emotions. She couldn’t handle remembering.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Complete
America’s Cup, Catering to its Demographic reviews
Queen Victoria and her attendants said it best when she asked the question: “Who is second?” and received the reply: “Your Majesty, there is no second”
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Complete
Erikson and how I Unwillingly became a Socialite
What Erikson didn't know though, was that sometimes epiphanies come at unlikely times, like when someone is writing about a theorist, and realizes that everything they wanted to do with their lives, isn't possible [ONE SHOT]
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Complete
Born with a name reviews
I’ve been here my whole life. This school, the one they say is so rich with history, is really just rich. There is no out. You’re born with a name, and the influence that comes with it.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10/30/2005 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Complete
A Fateful Rebellion reviews
She lifted her chin to the sky. Letting her gray eyes flutter shut. She tried to memorize the moment. This was for the forest – her home, the place she would give her life to protect.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Complete