theysayitscrazy
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 04-25-05, id: 472114, Profile Updated: 12-15-08
Author has written 5 stories for Romance.

Name: Megan

Location: Chicago, IL

Columbia College Chicago.

Writing owns me. Though I'd like to think I owned it.

Baker's Square is home. Great people and amazing pie.

Charlie The Great. "If you want to build a space ship all you need is some tin foil, a rubber band..."

Perverted Wheel Chair. "I hoping I'd get lucky and see you here." "We should get together some time after you get off work one night. I only live right behind here, my brother just got me a new digital camera."

Omeaga + cofffee + cigarettes + good friends = paradise.

"Did you know male sting rays have two penises?"


My Stories:

Stand-Alones:

Living in Your Shadow: UPDATED 12/15/08!! Rachel and Adam grew up together. Best friends forever. After he moved away, their friendship fell apart. When he returns, do old feelings resurface, or are they simply forgotten?

Impractical Misgivings: They were once friends, but now they're enemies. Isabella and Adam now have to find a way to live together with out killing each other while his mother copes with the death of his father. (On Hold).

The Parker Chronicles:

Melissa's Story: Melissa Parker, 17, lives with her five older brothers in Chicago. Her parents were gone, and she was just about to graduate high school. Not allowed to date her brother's friends, what does she do when the one she loves takes her by surprise? (Complete).

Jake's Story: After being dumped for the first time, Jake falls into a whirlwind of partying and sleeping around. His friends don't understand and his sister thinks he's losing it. What's Jake to do other than try and win the heart of naive virgin in the corner? (In Progress). (Finally updated 10/01/06)

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

So Much to Learn by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Complete After a rather hideous break up with her boyfriend due to her inability to 'put out', Talia bullies her brother's best friend into teaching her the complexities of a 'full' relationship. Turns out uni courses have nothing on life lessons! **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 10,024 - Reviews: 2996 - Favs: 3,694 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Save Me, Oh Brave Protector by Small Marshmallow reviews
Nicholas Ryan Fredrik III: the mighty prince. Elliott 'Lee' Jacobs: the Armed Guard sent in to protect him. Mutual hatred means they're not going to kill each other...but that doesn't mean they'll both survive this one unmarked or unchanged. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 178,840 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 4/14/2005 - Complete
Cupid's Arrow by CheDe reviews
In a time where the Gods rule, they were separated. The life they had once lived now nothing more than mere dreams in the distant realm of fantasy. Where the secrets of their past and the truth both would rather forget, waits to be reawakened.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 111,589 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 12/8/2002
Life Is Beautiful by arachibutyrophobia reviews
-fin- The mostly lighthearted story of Rafael Montgomery, who has been accidentally enrolled into a girl's boarding school.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 2131 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Complete
In the Eye of the Tiger by Ameliebabie reviews
Leah Townsend is on the run.And in serious danger.Desperate,she finds herself in the hands of a spy who is as dangerous as they come.Has she jumped from the frying pan into the fire?R&R!Thanx PLS READ MY UPDATE ON CHAP 30 IF YOU ARE NEW TO THIS STORY.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,895 - Reviews: 2057 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 3/5/2003
Petition Against Plagiarism by annoyance reviews
Have you ever been plagiarized? Do you know someone who has? Do you want to do something about it? Do you think I sound like a salesperson? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this essay is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
Thirty Days by Em Wolf reviews
Layla Cherezli, beautiful heiress to billions has thirty days before she is thrown into a marriage with a callous, redheaded Adonis. But will her crude hostility and temper be enough to drive away a man determined to break and make her his own? REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,940 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Complete
House of Cards by Em Wolf reviews
Sequel to 30 Days. Things have gotten complicated. As Layla prepares to accept the reins of her father's vast empire, maintaining a relationship with a wanted fugitive may prove to be just as difficult.REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008
Want, Take, Have by SouledChampion reviews
ON HIATUS WILL BE COMPLETED. David Weston: the arrogant playboy. Samantha Spade: the quiet, sarcastic one. They get along like fire and ice. But the person Sam detests most is the best man to show her what it feels like to love and be loved
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,375 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 8/8/2005
The Flower Girl by templeton21 reviews
My name is Molly. One night, someone shot me in the head. It should have been the end of my life. Instead, it was just the beginning and it all started when a mysterious man came to me, claiming that he was my guardian and he took an oath to protect me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Beating the Game by Lord Iron-Balls reviews
Patrick Morrison had it good. He was socially invisible, ignored by the Neanderthals around him, and on the fast track to MIT. Then he made the mistake of getting involved in Marielle Pason's social games. But to Patrick, the only way out is to win.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,282 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/3/2006
Chemistry by stroke in a can reviews
REMOVED // He’s Adam, she’s Eve. How could this not work?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Complete
Blazing Blue Eyes by TruLiesOfTheHeart reviews
This story SUCKS. Stay FAR, FAR away. If you decided to attempt to read this drivel and hate it STOP READING AND GO TO A DIFFERENT STORY. Other than that enjoy your poorly made decision to waste your time and possibly lower your IQ :P
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,130 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Complete
Trial And Error by Lightless And Sightless reviews
ON HIATUS He is the Assassin. He is cold, he is senseless. He always completes his missions and leaves no witnesses. Until she comes, and gets in his way...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,530 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/13/2006 - Published: 9/22/2004
Downward Spiral Rising by Pundit reviews
She’s known them both her entire life. One’s arrogant, rich, and pretends she doesn’t exist. The other’s her best friend. But when her mom remarries Chloe learns the difference between knowing a name and knowing the person behind it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,838 - Reviews: 1684 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 11/2/2004
Twisted Endearment by LilithBree reviews
PG-13 for now, will go up to R later. Marie is a woman with a tattered past who ignores men in her life. Justin is a rougish cowboy who is not expecting to meet anyone exactly like her. Can he save her from herself and prove that not all men are evil?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 73,582 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 5/9/2004
Stealing Madison by Vaeleska reviews
NEW CHAPTER 32! Madison Carter and Jason Curtis. Sworn enemies. The pair were separated for 6 years, until now. With her best friend, Nathan King, confessing feelings for her, and Jason back in her life, Madison has to choose. Childhood enemy? or Bestie?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 114,799 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/26/2006 - Published: 2/5/2005
Killing the Cliche' by jadedmuse reviews
Amy gets kidnapped by an easily annoyed stranger. Her teasing nature is driving him over the brink, but he might just learn something from her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,067 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 10/6/2004
The Strength of Eternity by My Works 87 reviews
They were best friends as kids. But time brought realities that tore them apart. Now he's a school player and she's the girl no one notices. Perhaps fate means to reunite them. Chapter 17 up
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,067 - Reviews: 1724 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 1/17/2006 - Published: 11/15/2003
Seeing Through Tears by Behind-these-eyes reviews
Anna develops a fear for romantic relationships due to her father’s constant abuse. So what happens when she unintentionally attracts the attention of a mysterious bad boy? *On Hold for editing.*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,103 - Reviews: 2296 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 12/23/2004
Cherries by lil.ditzy reviews
He killed my effing father. Well without the effing. But stil...he did. And now he takes my little sister? What the hell is wrong with him? I say thats a bit extreme for someone who loves me...and what the hell is wrong with me? Falling for him.. {HIATUS
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,320 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 9/21/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005
Welcome to My World by fire-fairy13 reviews
Joelle Evelyn Parker.The youngest CIA agent and one of the best.Her latest mission:Attend highschool to befriend a boy whose father is supporting the Federation into building a top secret weapon.Note:The Federation's leader is Joelle's stepfather
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,763 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005
Holier than Thou by WickedOne reviews
Jason is a narcissistic evil genius. Morgan’s the ultimate prim and proper perfectionist. Bad-boy Jason moves into the apartment across. Trouble? Most definitely. Sparks? Hell yeah…
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,778 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 3/19/2003
Crystal Moments by Matriaya reviews
Plain old Molly Michaels had never been the object of much attention. When she befriends Nick Landon, the president’s son who has spent a fair amount of his life in the spotlight, she learns what it means to be in love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,071 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/1/2005 - Published: 10/26/2003
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Living In Your Shadow reviews
Chapter 7! Adam. The boy I’m supposed to see in a few hours, the boy who sounded different on the phone yesterday, the boy I can’t stop thinking about, the boy I’m in love with and worst of all: my best friend, my best friend for as long as I can remember
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,536 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 5/3/2005
The Parker Chronicles: Jake's Story reviews
Sequel to Melissa's Story. (Chapter 4 up FINALLY) After being dumped for the first time, Jake falls into a whirlwind of partying and sleeping around. His friends don't understand and his sister thinks he's losing it. What's Jake to do?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,847 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 2/24/2006
Impractical Misgivings reviews
(Chapter 3) They were once friends, but now they're enemies. Isabella and Adam now have to find a way to live together with out killing each other while his mother copes with the death of his father.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,883 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/26/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006
The Parker Chronicles: Melissa's Story reviews
Complete My parents were gone. I was 17 and living with my 5 older brothers in Chicago and not allowed to date their friends. What was a girl to do when the one she loved took her by surprise?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 56,709 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/20/2006 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Complete
Manager of:
Community: Looking for a Story
Focus: Fiction Romance