turtledonkey27
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Joined 04-26-05, id: 472373
Author has written 3 stories for Romance.

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I've got a problem. I'm one of those people that says everything I know to all the people I care for, so when I find a good story here (slash always!) and I want to tell somebody how good it is, I can't. How do you explain to your friends and family what's had you obsessed for such a long time when you know they just won't get it?

"Why don't you spend some time AWAY from the computer, dear?"

"I CANNNNN'T!!! WMSmoker just updated and I need my Clyde fix! And I'm STILL waiting to see what's going to happen between Emory and Sy in Klutz Toxic Butterfly!!"

"What are those, honey?"

"You never talk to us anymore."

"You need help."

"Very possibly, yes."

"We still love you. We just don't understand you."

"Yep, I'm a mushroom person. Let's just leave it at that, okay?"

"Alright, dear. Have fun in the dark, hunched over your keyboard. It's not creepy at ALL!"

"Thanks, love you guys. Bye! I just got an update alert! Gotta go!"

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Superboy and the Evil Genius by MomsDarkSecret reviews
Being an evil genius takes dedication and hard work. Can't superheroes find anything better to do with their time except interfere? It's enough to make one change careers! No longer a one-shot!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,327 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 3/6/2010
Above the Influence by iBrandi reviews
SLASH. Somehow, his best friend bringing drugs to the Spring Formal isn't the worst part of the night for Nate. The worst part of the night is when Nate manages to accidentally out himself while they're both high on said drugs. His life is a farce.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,435 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Complete
Where the Water Roars by Waterhouse Mermaid reviews
m/m DubCon. Kyle finds himself falling for older/secretive Jack on the Bering Sea. Unfortunately, love doesn't come easily with shaky pasts, rules, violence, and Jack's estranged brother deciding that he has his own plans for Kyle. Not your typical story
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,843 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 12/16/2007
Better Than Breakfast by Tygati reviews
Irian is a Fairy Godfather, and very good at what he does. Which is why it is so baffling and vexing when nothing he does seems to bring a Happy Ever After for his latest charge. Worse, every day makes it harder to avoid trying to keep the boy for himself
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,122 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
God, I hate the Colonies by Marinus reviews
When you're a great lord of the Empire, with whole legions of toadies at your beck and call, life is good. But when your best friend wants to jump your bones, causing you to get kicked out of your own country, things get rather nasty, rather fast. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,651 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008
Spontaneity by Lilias reviews
[Slash] Once Upon a Time, a handsome Crown Prince set his sights on a visiting princess with the unique condition of being…well, male. And, if the supposed princess is kept away from sugar and pointy things, chances are they’ll live Happily Ever After.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 149,117 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 6/16/2003
Saturday Morning Cartoons by Dr. Pepper 14 reviews
[Slash] We're just two horny teenaged boys. We don't know what the hell we're doing. But that's okay, it's more fun this way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,590 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 10/14/2005
My Wonderwall by spacebunny reviews
(Slash) I truly did not know that I might like boys...that is, until I was kissed by one.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,448 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 4/27/2005
WMSmoker seeks Seclusion by PirateGrrl reviews
Slash Clyde doesn't discriminate; he hates everyone equally.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,582 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
The Stolen Child by sb1 reviews
Yaoi/Fantasy-an unexpected ,unwanted trip to the elflands and a new life begins. M/M romance.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,950 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 1/17/2005
The Cherry Blossom Tree by Electric Romance reviews
Sometimes it’s better to just hide things. (m/m, Dark themes and slash)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,132 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/12/2005 - Published: 1/10/2004
Klutz Toxic Butterfly by Silvae reviews
A group of gay college students are making their way through life - in their own eccentric ways. Smashing music, tattoos, hate and love; need I say more? [SLASH M/M]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,395 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/20/2005 - Published: 1/27/2004
The Artist's Tale by Alexander'sMistress reviews
Slash romance (but not graphic). Previously titled 'The Love that Dare Not Speak its Name'. Set in a fantasy world around the 18th century. Please review if you read it! Love, AM, x x
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,945 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/10/2002 - Published: 2/14/2002
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Puddin' reviews
Noah and Jesse have a talk and find out a few secrets. MM slash! OneShot [An entirely dialogue based experiment]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Complete
Know Me By Tuesday reviews
After knowing him for ten years, I just saw him for the first time. m/m slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2005 - Published: 6/20/2005
Second Start reviews
A newly-divorced man returns home to live and re-discovers some surprising truths. re-edited ch 1 & 2. m/m slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,585 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 5/1/2005