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Joined 04-28-05, id: 472726, Profile Updated: 05-27-10
Author has written 36 stories for Life, Humor, Essay, General, Fable, General, Fantasy, Nature, Haiku, and Humor.

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Aster in the Fields of Tryssen by lan yue liang reviews
Details the life of one Mary Sue, betrothed to a man in another country that she doesn't know. Er, wait, her name is Rianna...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,786 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 3/3/2007
spanish clementines by printed-peppermint reviews
The contented wife.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
Andwyrden by Alfsigesey reviews
Lea is the newest member of the Andwyrden family; a reluctant bride. Maybe, because her new husband Graeson and his twin brother Sidyan are the most notoriously wicked Necromages in the country.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,096 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 10/20/2006
OMG! Becoming Totally Popular on Fictionpress by fading innocence reviews
You're sick of writing for five minutes and not getting any good, aren't you? And not getting good reviews either, right? Well, that can all be solved using my guide to Fictionpress GOD status! Now revised.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
Zeus and the Terrible, Horrible, NoGood Day by BurningSky reviews
A humourous look into what a god does when he has a plumbing problem.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
Cockles and Mussels by BurningSky reviews
A dystopia set 50 years in the future. A young artist tries to survive in a world where art is viewed as a threat to the government and the proper order of society.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
L'histoire de Fromage by LaLaManfro reviews
[The Story of Cheese]. This is a short melodrama about a man and his dairy products.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Complete
Tsubasa by Kusje reviews
Pretend you can't die.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
Chaucer's Google by Haku reviews
My attempt at a Middle English homage to a very popular web browser.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Complete
Their Firedances by Shibby-One reviews
A childhood dance that becomes extraordinary.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
Where I'm From by hug a heartless reviews
A poem I wrote for creative writing...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Complete
You Won't Live by UnfilteredWater reviews
You won't live to see the day...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Complete
Wuley by lan yue liang reviews
The great biography of Wuley in a simple, sort of clean poem. Includes details.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2006
I am by Send me to the mooN reviews
A style of poetry my brother had to do for a class, its supposed to make you do a higher level of thinking. of course i broke of few rules, but i guess it turned out okay.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/21/2006
A Trick of the Mind by Angel Elizabeth reviews
Also about my cat.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2006
Welcome to my World by Aero Faerie Extraordinaire reviews
a summary of why the world sucks. major probs. racism, prejudice, cultural intolerance and of course, bombings.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2005
Dreaming in the Dark by printed-peppermint reviews
(Sigh) A poem about night, yes, I know, highly unoriginal, sadly. I'm trying to get over this writing slump, so hey, I'm posting everything! Anyway, please read and review, I'd be grateful!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/14/2005
On The Run by printed-peppermint reviews
A criminal's mother's feelings... bad, I know, but still, read and review please!
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2005
The Toni Song by Lady-Vera reviews
I had to do this song for a project in LA... This event acutally happend I was there and seen it done.. Im sorry if there are people who read this and think im making fun of Nuns but really im not... My friend (Toni) she came up with the chours (with m
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/24/2005
Parody of Legends by Simon Silvertongue reviews
A hero is, above all, great. Glorified. Whether he’s the lost son of the king or a poor shepherd, he’s always special. This gives the illusion that some are simply born to be a hero. Oh, to be a cynic and break down illusions...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/26/2004
No Word In This Poem Is True by Simon Silvertongue reviews
A poem built upon a paradox, namely a sentence proclaiming that the sentence itself isn’t true. Something of a brain-bender really. Read at your own risk!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/19/2004
One Prayer by Manuel Fajar reviews
There's a simple prayer that all men and women can share, . . .
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/15/2004
Travel Bag by Manuel Fajar reviews
Inspired by Beth Morgan's "Take Up Your Soul." How few the things we really need when we set upon our way.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2004
The Woodcarver's Knives by Sirai reviews
Relatively new story. (1 yr) A fairy-tale style story that's not Disney-ized.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/29/1999
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Nimbus reviews
In but a moment, sounds of steady drops / Will fill the night; they'll reach for earth and sea, / Descending through the atmosphere to stop / And rest 'til morn amongst the sand and trees.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Complete
More Words reviews
and sometimes words simply fail me
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Complete
floated upwards reviews
once upon a time there was a balloon
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Complete
Moral of the Story reviews
Once upon a time, there was a grumpy old man who didn't like puppies. He couldn't stand them. In fact, he went out of his way to kick them and throw them and spit on them.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Complete
And Sing At Night The Pirate Songs reviews
Yo ho, fiddle dee dee!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2010
Fire Flies reviews
On the birth of an insect.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Complete
Untitled Haunted
I stumble down long halls with bright neon lights, trying doors at random.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Complete
Love Her, or Love Her Not reviews
Good Lord deliver us from all such devils / She a shrew of impatient humor
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Complete
Words reviews
Using them is one matter, knowing them is another
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
My Beautiful Twin reviews
She's with me under the burning sun, / And surrounds me when the day is done.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
Open Your Window reviews
Tack tack tack.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
I Want Something Beautiful reviews
Because sometimes you just want to leave behind this world we've created for ourselves...
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
Do You Hear
Children of the earth, cry louder / I do not think they hear you . . .
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Published: 10/15/2008
Lightly veined reviews
A series of riddles in haiku form...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008
She reviews
She is never ending . . .
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
The Rocking Horse That Broke My Heart reviews
When I was young enough for my dreams to touch the sky . . .
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Complete
Man or Beast reviews
For every body, for every soul...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
Listen to the Music reviews
It seems to wander before strolling into my ears, and with it colorful, fleeting images.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
Voices of the Forest reviews
The first one comes. -in hiatus-
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007
The Mad Knitters reviews
By day, they are just a group of ordinary girls. They share a common interest: knitting! But by night, they fight the bad guys. Sound familiar? Maybe you know them. A parody of stereotypes and superheros.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,696 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006
Antidaeophobia reviews
She was surrounded.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
The Green of the Grass reviews
Drabble for the reader to finish
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Complete
A Careless Angel reviews
And the angel is probably unaware...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Collide reviews
When the mountains shake...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
The King and the Meal without Salt reviews
Once upon a time, there was a prosperous king...
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
A History of Mary Sues reviews
Mary Sue: mâr'e sü: a term for a fictional character who is portrayed as ideal and lacks flaws, or has her flaws unreasonably romanticized. -in hiatus-
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 10/21/2006
Cloudy reviews
There's nothing wrong with a little rain. In fact, doesn't rain often symbolize a new, clean beginning?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Complete
For whatever, for whoever reviews
That it may last, that it may grow . . .
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
Where the heart is reviews
Home is...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Complete
Modern Art? reviews
I went to a modern art museum a while ago, and saw this display that just plain horrified me: a big pink shoe in the middle of a red room. Is this art?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
A Rosin High reviews
Practicing violin may seem boring, but one thing can lead to another . . . Sometimes, things can just get weird.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Complete
A Claim reviews
Sometimes, Life is tough. But remember to look at the situation from all angles, and not to let your Pride push help away. Because maybe, you can't do it all on your own . . .
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Complete
I am from reviews
This is who I am . . . what makes me ME . . .
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Complete
Mostly Teen Angst reviews
I don't wanna listen to your sob stories; I've got enough of my own to deal with.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 5/12/2005
Untitled Randomness reviews
A collection of humor short stories and poems. Mostly random. So far we've got an overly calmn man stranded with Ripley's gang, the fattest cat you've ever seen livin' the afterlife, and a list of ways to annoy people. Enjoy!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11/1/2005 - Published: 7/1/2005
Holding a Stray reviews
Not everything in this world is as you see it. You have to look past your glamorous life and into the shadows . . .
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Complete
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