Craig McQuinn
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Joined 04-30-05, id: 473103
Author has written 11 stories for Humor, and Biography.

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Sie sind eine Frau und ich verspotte Sie
Or: The Adventures of Herr Doktor Herbert von Viktor Franken Jacque Stein. A biography about the scientist, adventure, sex fanatic, astronaut, homosexual mummy wrestler, flying magician and last samurai. Banned in 57 American states. Read and review.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Published: 9/14/2007
Another Conversation reviews
Another conversation I had with a necrophiliac clown. Read and review.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Complete
The Quest of No Reason reviews
All 6 chapters of the Quest of No Reason reposted in all it's glory! Read and review while you still have a mouth!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 8/19/2005
EyeStaring Contests reviews
You may lose your tongue if you read this... Read and review!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Complete
Conversation reviews
A conversation that you wish you could have! Read and review!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Complete
The Six Chickens and the Sloth reviews
This is no rip off of Ice Age... Read and review!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Complete
The Disclaimer reviews
Watch out! You may have many acts of Deja Vu while reading this... Read and review!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Complete
Jimmy the Whale reviews
It's just like Moby Dick, only with corn! Read and review!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Complete
The Pink Man reviews
You'll never want to visit the supermarket again! Read and review!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Complete
The Picture of the Orange That the Rat Drew reviews
Wheeo! Read and review!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Complete
The Letter reviews
The Letter reposted in all it's former glory! Go smell something quick!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Complete