Idiot Pilot
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Joined 05-04-05, id: 473842
Author has written 15 stories for Romance, Love, General, and General.

About me... I'm a junior in high school, never old enough..

R.I.P. - GO ASK ALICE

Changed my username. I still like the song sometimes though..

If you review anything, review Ambulance for Rent 'cause the other ones I have kind of shoved aside for the meantime, and that one I'm currently working on.

I return reviewwwwwwwwssssss. So go forth and review. You know you want to.


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His Eyes by pen-ink reviews
When Amy answers an ad to babysit a boy, little does she suspect that he's her age! Meet Tristan, a rich 18 year old who's recently gone blind…and he's not at all interested in being helped. Or so he thinks. [PUBLISHED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 2532 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Complete
Resistance by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. She began watching him from her window, all because he licked her one night. After desperately trying to think of ways to talk to him again and hopefully get another lick , she learns that he isn't exactly what you'd call... 'normal'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 2421 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Complete
The Contract by Bleeding Air reviews
REMOVED Katlyn, teased and made fun of all her life, meets a strange boy in a cafe. He offers her five wishes in return for herself, but as her wishes progress, they aren't what she expected. Now the boy owns her and worse yet; how will she get out of it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 9,225 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Complete
Life Is Beautiful by arachibutyrophobia reviews
Story taken down due to piracy concerns. My apologies.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 2133 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Complete
Affirmations by Testament to Youth in Verse reviews
And yes, I say “I love you” a lot.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Complete
Der Letzte Tag :: The Final Day by theGOTHYwooddisasterx reviews
Two worlds collide when Kaelystia Gracel travels to Germany to meet the German band Tokio Hotel. Spurned by their unrecognition of her being who she is, she forms a plan of revenge.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,398 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/9/2006 - Published: 5/8/2006
Quid Pro Quo by TwystedFate reviews
Nora Muldoon never believed in love, until she babysat for the unruly Mrs. Prescott, who kept bodice-ripper romance books all over her house, and met her son, Gideon ..
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,861 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/27/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005
My Personal Problem by LadyWriter reviews
COMPLETE Callia was just an average teenager, until she was kidnapped and found her family was anything but ordinary. An arranged marriage to her kidnapper, an organization, and other circumstances make her life a problem. A Personal Problem!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 100,073 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Complete
Interrogame by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. He had created the game because he believed that love had to be won. . . nine pawns, two players, one winner.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Complete
Torn by jules2206 reviews
love is timeless, it is pure and beautiful, will love last eternally? and does distance relationships really work? RR chapter 10
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,063 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 5/24/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005
It's a Thin Line Between Vans and Stiletto Heels by Topaz Sagittarius reviews
Ryan and Dan have completely different tastes in women. Ryan's type is classy and intelligent while Dan loves party girls. That is, until two women enter their lives and show them that their tastes aren't as different as they think.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/12/2005 - Published: 5/11/2005
The Experiment by Kerrin reviews
She thought she had it all, She was a jock with a need for another subject.. too bad she picked Health.. Any other subject, and she would have made it out of Highschool perfectly unscarred.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 110,862 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/8/2003 - Published: 10/8/2002
You have to give in to what the heart desires by dark hallo reviews
~COMPLETED~3 NEW CHAPTERS UP TO END~Ok Charlie is a girl who is struggling with alot! trust me! if u go to my screen name it'll tell u alot bout this story mainly she is in a wicked kind of luv triangle with bout 6 guys or so 4 of whom r brothers!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,748 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/24/2003 - Published: 11/30/2002
The Vampire's Kiss by Asuka Langley reviews
An age-old vampire is finally able to reunite with his long-lost love...or is he? Set in New Orleans. ***I finally updated!!! =D*** Please R&R.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,506 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2003 - Published: 1/26/2001
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A proposal reviews
To my readers...
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete
Ambulance for Rent reviews
Written as a memoir to a friend, an dying misanthropist reflects back upon her life.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,678 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/5/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007
little boxes reviews
At 18, the girls from Jesusland become Princesses to a cosmetics corporation.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Complete
Courage Dot Com reviews
The thing that's sad is porn flicks have more romance.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/4/2006
tree STOJ reviews
It's not a fashion faux pas when it's for the press.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Complete
Stars Often Lie reviews
I like to think about Nicole Richie at times like these. One shot.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Complete
Soap reviews
A girl filming a documentary about her school and the people in it learns that our lives are ready for the makings of a soap opera. R/R and I'll return the favor.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,195 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005
RedHot Hymn reviews
Terzanelle, perhaps lyrics...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/23/2006
Edible Skin reviews
Another vignette about a woman reflecting on her transgender best friend.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/12/2006
Bubblesweet II reviews
Vignette about plastic surgery and innocence, sort of the sequel to the poem. R/R and I'll do the same for you.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/12/2006
Bubblesweet reviews
Turn on the lights, since it's all heroin chic.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/18/2006
In Each Pixel reviews
A poem comparing two women from two different times... for English. Read and review, and I'll return the favor.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2006
Photo Paramour reviews
Jesse is the infamous "super hero" amongst men in the hip club to which he is a V.I.P. Now, he has been sent on a quest to bring down an uptight surgeon - who also happens to lead a cult against everything he stands for.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/22/2006
The Recluse reviews
A highschool aged girl is forced to move in with her mother and her party-going half-sister. Now she has to cope with overpowering Evelyn and her crushee Malcom.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,316 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 5/12/2005
Serotonin reviews
Not quite a love poem, more or less rambles.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/3/2006