S.J.Joneshide bio
 Author has written 20 stories for Fantasy, Love, Horror, General, Life, Humor, Thriller, Young Adult, General, and Humor. I will be transferring all my writing and leaving this site by the end of the week. It's a ghost town...and I last edited this profile in 2010. Wow. Time to move on from here I think. Goodbye everyone! | |||||||
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Keep Holding On by SeekerFlame5169 reviews
Ann Hadley was a shy girl. She wasn't used to talking to strangers or developing romantic relationships. This particular stranger that she develops a romantic relationship with happens to be thousands of miles away in a warzone. Will she be able to deal with this soldier who seems to enjoy making her blush? Or will she crack under the pressure of being an Army man's girlfriend?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2013
When Time Sleeps by temblance reviews
The true story of Sleeping Beauty, told by her Fairy guardian: The one who knew Sleeping Beauty would have been better off dead...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 6/8/2005
The Bird by LadyRoger reviews
A sonnet about love and freedom and life. About want and need and conlicting emotions. About wanting love to be enough when it can't be.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
Passion in the Depths by Clodhopper reviews
An ensuing war, a kindhearted peasant, an unlikely marriage, a sorcerer king, a hostile takeover, a rebellion leader, and a secret army are all tied to the Fate of a young slave who is now on the run.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,959 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/11/2006 - Published: 6/28/2005
Love Child by AboveTheSalt reviews
Glue baby, this is not the love you were born for.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/17/2005
A discreet gesture by Glamour Witch reviews
a short poem of combined hiakus about WWII
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/31/2003
For my ! English Professor by The Mad Poet reviews
More Insomniac Poetry Theatre. My teacher told me to stop wasting time on poetry and gave me a pile of essays to do. I turned this in with them.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Published: 10/9/2003
Burning the Bible by The Mad Poet reviews
No, this is not about hating religion and hating God and all that junk. This is much more about how sometimes contemporary religion misses not only the boat, but the whole ocean.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/1/2001
Eden's Serpent by The Mad Poet reviews
Actually, it's not really romance or anything, but in a sick little way. . .well, you read it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/3/2001
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Vignettes based on real life reviews
These are a collection of vignettes (Super short stories and scenes) based on either my life or the life of someone I know. They give very poignant insights into the mundane and sometimes not-so-mundane lives of 20 somethings and 30 somethings.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/3/2019 - Published: 1/5/2013
Forest Dwellers reviews
Evan and Sadie have escaped into the forests of Minnesoda. From what? Sadie's father, a powerful senator aspiring to be the president. He will stop at nothing to find his daughter and stop her from ruining his name...if he can find them.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,284 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10/24/2018 - Published: 5/18/2010
The Factory Sagas
Real life stories from the life of a 24 year old factory worker and her fellow workers.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,327 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 4/4/2014
The Adventures of Sheeba reviews
Ever wonder what the world looks like from the eyes and perspective of your cat? A series of adventures had by Sheeba the house cat, told entirely from her point of view.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2013
The Factory
The future is bleak. A New World Ordinance has been passed which has made it so that every human being on earth is required to live their entire lives in factories. Whatever factory you are born into is the one which you will serve for your whole life. No one is paid but all necessities are given freely to all workers. This is the story of Elidia, worker number 4837.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Published: 1/5/2013
Wetter Than the Rain reviews
A girl stumbles upon an old friends house after getting soaked in the rain...hot girl on girl sex ensues. Femslash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Complete
Miracle Plant
A group of today's twenty somethings are simply trying to survive and exist in America in the year 2010 - it's not easy. The only consolation they all have is a single plant species, a miracle plant named Marijuana. This is my generation's story.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011
Gangland
It is the year 2065 and anarchy has taken over the United States. People have broken off into gangs in order to survive, some stronger than others. A gang led by a sociopath named Marty Reynard attempts to reconstruct the world, in their own way.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,338 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011
Sonnet reviews
A sonnet.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Complete
The World Seems Split In Two
A poem about the differences between the people who are content in the rat race, working in cubicles and such, and the people are the observers and recorders of society in a way, the artists writers, painters etc. and how we all have a purpose.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
Tell Me Why Evil Wins? reviews
An extremely short poem, inspired by someone I considered evil to the bone...my theory in a poem on why Evil sometimes prevails.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
Poets reviews
Poets would make the best lovers...' she said." - A poem about POETS! A woman muses on the fact that poets are probably the best lovers, due to their innate passion and their ability to woo with their words...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
Land of Sunshine and Smiles reviews
A poem about three weary travelers, seeking a better life, happiness and fortune, in the sunny state of California.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
Honesty reviews
Do you really value honesty? A short poem.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
Envy reviews
I envy the ground you walk on...I envy your everything...A poem about a girl who has nothing, and wants everything. The destructive power of that green sin, Envy.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
The Devil Herself reviews
A poem about a woman who unwittingly becomes infatuated and falls in love with someone as cold and cruel as the Devil.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Complete
The Railroad Bridge reviews
A young woman's haunting letter of goodbye, found on a railroad bridge after she commits suicide. Edgar Allen Poe was somewhat the inspiration. I might make it a little longer upon request to portray other events leading up to her suicide.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2009
The Longest Love Poem Ever Written reviews
I wrote this at 3 AM. A poem about the most beautiful and amazing girl in the entire world.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
Broken Glass Shoes reviews
Nothing is ever as it seems...someone should warn Cinderella.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
The NonBeauty and the Kind Beast reviews
Annabelle was not much of a beauty, and Fred was not the beast you would think at first glance. A present day rendition of Beauty and the Beast.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,376 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Complete