Roaine the Great
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Joined 05-08-05, id: 474737
Author has written 22 stories for Friendship, War, Life, General, Fantasy, Song, Love, Humor, Fantasy, and Family.

GAH!!! You found me. HOW THE HECK DID YOU FIND ME?!?!? I covered my trail. I wore a disguise. I'm innocent. THE HOMICIDAL CHEESECAKE FRAMED ME!!!!

Oh, you're not the police? Never mind all that nonsense.

I am, Roaine the Great! *slides and spreads out arms* Please, no flash photography. About meh. You may refer to me as Master, Roaine, Roaine the Great, The Goddess of the Eternal Flame, or Pyro. I am an insane author with insane friends and an insane way of looking at life. So there. I am also the Slayer of Homicidal Cheesecake. What? It killed my stepcousin's brother's girlfriend's babysitter's chihuahhuah's groomer. Yeah, absolutely no relation to me whatsoever, yet I devoted my life to eradicating it from the face of the earth.

Likes Crabs
Teen Titans. I am a Raven lunatic...get it?
Avatar the Last Airbender (Yeah, well same to you, bucko!)
Zatch Bell
My red and black poncho
Watership Down and the Bartimaeus Trilogy
Fanfiction(see if you can find me there)
My guitar(Even better!)
Writing rock lyrics
ROCK MUSIC! (Nirvana, Good Charlotte, Green Day, a little REM. I recently discovered that I love Linkin Park, Staind, The Killers, System of a Down, and Seether. ROCK ON DUDES!)
Being weird
Melting cheese in candles
Sculpey clay!
People who have so much personality that they deserve to have their own TV shows
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Hilarious British people
Star Wars (Passerby lets out a cough that sounds oddly like, "Obsessed!")
People who KICK BUTT! (Padme, Cloud from Kingdom Hearts, to name a few.)

Dislikes(No offense) Terra from Teen Titans
People who conform
Music which has no point
Tennis. I stink!
Yeah...that's all I can think of
Oh yeah! And socks that get holes in them
People who lack a personality
Broken computers
People who tell lies in order to make you like them
I don't dislike them, but the Bright and Shiney people from Bubble Boy scare me. Back, Loraine and Todd, back!

Quote of the Day

"They could have made it a circle, or a square, or even a nice little triangle. But no. IT COMES OUT LOOKIN LIKE SWISS CHEESE!"~me, on the map of the Aztec empire I had to do twice

"Sometimes I feel like the special surprise inside...I'M SURROUNDED BY FRUITLOOPS!"~more random wit

"For a while, I was looking for myself. Turns out I was on the couch watching TV andplaying with candles all along!"~meh

"I look out the window and I see a squirrel beating up a clown, and I say, 'May the bird of up your nose.'"~my good amie Whitey, when she wrote her famous "Bird of Paradise" song

"Sit around and watch the phone but no one's callin'. Call me pathetic, call me what you will."~ Green Day, Welcome to Paradise XD

"Security? We have a couple of basket cases here who recently attempted a kidnapping of one of our voice actors."
"That'd be us."~ my random insanity

"Don't just stand there like a monkey, help me out!"~Me to Master Mono during an epic battle

"Not if anything to say about it I have."~yup, that was Yoda in Revenge of the Sith

"So this is how the Republic ends, to the cheers of a thousand."~Padme in RotS, you just gotta love the depressing yet inspiring moments!

"Alright. I'll distract Hayden, you get the squirrels."~me to Whitey after talking to my conscience about the random plot we came up with

"So if she weighs the same as a duck, then she's made of wood, and is therefore a WITCH!"~Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled..."~also from Monty Python, a quote from Sir Robin's minstrel

"Oh, sure, you're doing a great job."
"I'll have you know that Cloud and Dumbo the Flying Elephant are kicking butt as we speak!"~me to the real-life Mai during a game of Kingdom Hearts

Now, I have something new: A CONTEST!!! What, we can't have contests on our profiles? Bah, who needs you! Anyway, it's not an actual formal contest. It's called Find Me On Fanfiction! Go to fanfiction. net and see if you can figure out my pen name. Remember, I'm insane, so think like a crazy person. If you find me review one of my fictionpress stories with the pen name and I'll write a poem on whatever you can think of and dedicate it to ya. Meh.
Oh,would you like to hear my faves list? I loved writing Free From Safety. The rhyming and the flow turned out better than I expected. I also can relateto it more than the others.

Le fromage est tres bon.
(The cheese is very good.)

Roaine the Great

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Compass by Faithless Juliet reviews
I built a compass out of elimination to g.e.t o.u.t of discrimination.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/24/2006
Selfishness by CynSparot reviews
yeah let's see how this one turns out
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/20/2005
School Spirit by Chandra-Moon reviews
Take me darling to the football game/Hotdogs with mustard (Act like I eat them,
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2005
New Orleans Under Water by Faithless Juliet reviews
New Orleans under water.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/31/2005
The Will To Die by bytchinbeauty reviews
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22/2005
Billy and Me by Faithless Juliet reviews
My unshakable sentence, silenced, before the bright lights.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/15/2005
Empty by Bloody Doll reviews
[Abusive Relationships] And only empty words will speak...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/4/2005
Somewhere Else by Syns reviews
[Short Story] We were going way too fast. [Runaway] [Revising]
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/28/2005
Hollow by Bloody Doll reviews
[F] [Suicide] Did herself harm...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/18/2005
I Wish by The Masked Marauder reviews
Winner of the Young Authors of Ontario Contest.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/4/2005
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Unconditional reviews
A poem about what, in my opinion, is the way love should be. "I was not perfect, yet you loved me..."
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/2/2005
The Chronicles of Ignorant Bliss reviews
The chronicles part is that it's a story. The bliss part is that they're insanely happy. And the ignorant part is that they have no lidea what they're doing. A bunch of crazy kids find a portal into another dimension and wreak havok, but they're not alone
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/25/2005 - Published: 5/20/2005
That Boy reviews
That boy, nothing different about him...charming. About unrecognized love.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/25/2005
The House reviews
A poem about the house I used to live in...and how it feels when you see it again.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/25/2005
Something Greater reviews
Several haikus reflecting my firm belief that we are all destined for something greater, that life is nothing more than a journey home. R&R
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/18/2005
The Magic Has Begun reviews
No one ever said that anyone ever lived happily ever after. A poem about having high expectations and little return.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/16/2005
Manufactured Lies reviews
A song about knowing that you had a shot at love and not taking the risk. When you've got no one to blame...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/29/2005
Thank The Heartbreakers reviews
A poem about who's really to blame for a person who's too afraid to come out of their shell to have a relationship...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/28/2005
Nothing reviews
Not knowing the right thing to say, but wanting to say something to make it right...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/27/2005
Premonitions reviews
I've always been fascinated by that power, so I wrote a poem about a kid who has visions..and is pretty darn sick of em!
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/5/2005
There reviews
Poem inspired by the friends who have always been there...the ones who turn a miserable day into a great one.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/5/2005
Coming reviews
An ode to the numerous times someone's cracked a a place or time where laughing isn't very appreciated! Hee hee...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/5/2005
Free From Safety reviews
Peom about being kept apart from the rest of the world "for your own good".
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/4/2005
Figment Fading reviews
A song I wrote to go with a character I made up. It's from his point of view, and he doesn't want to need people.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/4/2005
Hope reviews
"Still I hope..." Semi-inspiring poem about love.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2005
Weep Not For Me
Poem about someone who in death only thinks of the one they love...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Published: 6/3/2005
The Unloved reviews
Song about feeling like you have to be liked by others in order to be normal. Great, now I've got the tune I made up for it in my head...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/21/2005
Decisions reviews
From the perspective of someone making a decision to leave behind an old life depite the disapproval of a good friend of theirs...wutevah.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/20/2005
Understood reviews
Short story about the differences between the ways that a four year old and a businessman look at life.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/18/2005
I swear, it's got nuttin' to do with the song. A poem about self-esteem and being who you are.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Published: 5/16/2005
Return from Enemy Camp reviews
Such is the fate of the dutiful spy...
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/16/2005
One Last Heartbeat reviews
A random poem I wrote about life, death, and regrets.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/11/2005