McQuinn
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Joined 05-09-05, id: 474896, Profile Updated: 06-14-11
Author has written 6 stories for General, Romance, and Haiku.

All the works I've posted here are written and © (copyrighted) by me, McQuinn. These works are never to be printed, copied, distributed and/or sold for any purpose whatever. If you steal any of my crap, my virtual foot will ram so far up your virtual ass, you'll be reduced to a sobbing, blubbering fool when I get done with you. I have the legal will and legal way to sue your pathetic virtual ass. When I catch you, I will have my way with you. You do not want to screw with me. I'll be watching (FPWatchers).

Oh. Yeah. I can't stand dumbasses. Don't read my shit if you're one of those.

Stories that have mentally unstable characters who love to verbally spar with each other are of the awesome.

There's not enough transgressive fiction on this site. That royally sucks butt.

In recent news...

01/07/11--A Note To Readers and Reviewers:

As some of you may know, for a while now I've been writing things I haven't been willing to post on FP. Some of these stories are just too explicit, some deal with gruesome concepts and details, and others are just non-romance--an area of writing I feel has been neglected on FP due to the site's age demographic.

For the sake of my younger readers and my sanity, I can't and will not post those stories on FP. If I did, the stories would probably be reported. And even if they weren't, they'd probably receive no feedback. And if there's no feedback, what's the point of posting here?

About a week ago, an offer arose from Plagiarism Haven that I could not pass up. It's kind of bittersweet to let you all know that I have accepted this offer and have removed my stories from FP, with little chance of posting here again.

It's "bitter" for me because FP has been my online playground for eight years--from middle school, through high school and college, all the way to my second year of law school. I'll miss all of you who have taken the time to read my work. I am eternally grateful for every comment you've given me--praise, constructive criticism, pleadings for updates. I'm thankful for anything and everything you've contributed to encourage me to become a better writer. I absolutely love (LOVE) you guys to death for that.

It's "sweet" because, with the chance to post in a private community, I know that my work will be more protected from plagiarism (a growing concern of mine). I also know that I'll have a greater opportunity than I ever had on FP to grow as a writer--to improve my writing, obtain feedback from fellow authors, and forge a closer relationship to potential readers.

I'll update this profile periodically to let you know if anything exciting happens in the coming years. But until then, I want to thank you all, again, for your support and encouragement.

McQuinn

P.S. If you would like to continue to read my work at Plagiarism Haven, create a Livejournal account, read and follow the community's rules and membership requirements to a T, and apply to join. Please be advised, however, that the process takes time and not everyone gets accepted, especially if you've been a silent reader.

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Heart Lotion SPF 20 by Vena Cava reviews
The moment Honey Smith sets foot in South Merritt Academy, she unknowingly becomes the target of an unspoken challenge, setting into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy that will forever change the lives of South Merritt’s Elite Five.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 2185 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 1,869 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008
The Romancing of Tuesday Dennings by J.Wood and K.Ezer reviews
Tuesday: "My poetry is much more of who I am than any word sewage sure to come out of my figurative 'mouth' when I write this to you." Simon: "It doesn't matter. You make me break all my own rules."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009
Chasing Mr Darcy by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) Once upon a time, we met. And for me, that was happily ever after.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,699 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Complete
Sunday Driver by Nota reviews
Sometimes, a nice Sunday drive is just what you need. Sometimes, an innocent drive can take you on adventure you didn’t want. /Flash Fic in response to Flash Me Suddenly, April challenge./
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Complete
Dare: Stay Sane While I Strip by MaeMaes reviews
The idea was to catch Pierce's attention. I was nearly naked beneath my coat and ready to flash him. Oh, God, was I crazy? /Two-Part Fic! Complete/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Complete
Nameless Woman's World by svonnah-la-fay reviews
The classic Female-Domination story: Finished In a world controlled by women, one young woman must overcome societal barriers as she grows closer to her new, abused slave, a romance that will eventually lead to world revolution
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Complete
Ever Dreaming by nomadsland reviews
A little muse about lucid dreaming written entirely in dialogue.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Exercises in Style by Lee Harvey Kennedy reviews
I start off with a simple short story. I then proceed to tell it in as many different ways as possible. Newly added: 20 Years Old and First Person perspective.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 85 - Words: 37,506 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 1/19/2006
The Eleventh Annual Hide Or Die Summer Challenge by Le Meg reviews
The EAHoDSC is a long-standing tradition for Adelaide and her friends. But what happens when one of her other traditions - the delicious Charlie Harris - joins the fray? You know, besides the traditional inordinate amounts of sexual tension?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,394 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Strawberry Cake by candid reviews
I'm going to give YOU some strawberry cake,' he growled into my ear. I snorted. Aaron looked offended. 'What's so funny' 'I'm allergic to strawberries...' One shot!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
The FictionPress Affair by Zure reviews
COMPLETE. A story about a girl, a story about her past, and a story about her addiction to fp. [REVISED: June.25.07]
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,456 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Complete
The Eighth Adept by Etenebris reviews
A woman who cares very little for her own soul finds that a life without death is perhaps even worse than death itself, when she is kidnapped by and recruited into a small group of interworldly immortal exhumans.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,593 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 12/5/2005
Sly Dog by Lainiee reviews
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
Farewell by Nobody-n-Particular reviews
Good luck to writing!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 27 - Updated: 8/2/2005 - Published: 4/20/2005
The Purpose of Calculus by B Eskew reviews
You will understand this if you have ever taken a Calculus course.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2004 - Complete
End of the Rainbow by swift sky silver reviews
A weird poem, just read and please review=0)
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/1/2003
atlantis by Ellerfru reviews
I don't know how to describe this one. Difficult to understand and maybe a bit sad. If you believe it or not, it took me five months to write it, but now I'm quite proud of it.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2002
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1 800 SEX ME UP reviews
REMOVED Audrey's unconventional relationship with her bully, Eli Vitelli, began the first time she dialed 1 800 SEX ME UP. What happens when Audrey hides her identity and asks the sexually practiced Vitelli to teach her all there is to know about sex?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009
Eternal Boy Syndrome reviews
Pete goes on weekly visits to Dr. Hook, his shrink, to discuss his issues with growing up. A short, dark retelling of J.M. Barrie's classic, dedicated to kids who have a difficult time letting their childhood go. *One-Shot*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Complete
The Raccoon Wars reviews
REMOVED She's your "ordinary" teenager and he's the school's new psychotic jackass. They both live to kill and kill to live...kind of. But you know it's love when it's midnight and they're together, mixing a cyanide solution by candlelight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 8/28/2006
Devoid and Devotion reviews
REMOVED All Tag wanted was to NOT be normal. But then she died and woke up 400 years later to a world completely devoid of love, and normal became something she needed, especially if it meant getting away from London, a man she'd never fall for.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 7/31/2005
A Word of Advice reviews
Some things need to be put into perspective...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Complete
Mere Memories reviews
A girl and boy grow up placidly on a bridge, until their feelings are put into words and pictures. Their world is then no longer placid, but a disaster of memories, bound to dissipate and be forgotten. *One-Shot*
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Complete
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