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Joined 05-12-05, id: 475394, Profile Updated: 01-09-14
Author has written 7 stories for Romance, and General.

ATTENTION! I'm on a minor hiatus at the moment. I've recently made a quick decision for a relocation and moved from Canada to New Zealand for an undetermined amount of time. I do plan to continue on with my stories but, as of this moment, I don't have regular access to a computer. Thanks for all the continued support and pleeeeasssssseee bear with me! LOOOOVVVEEE YYYYOOOOUUUUu!

Also, I've started a tumblr. http://www.kayehrey.tumblr.com

Hey there, Homeskillets!

I suppose I should say a little something about myself.

So, here goes nothing (literally; I'm pretty darn boring)


I is ten and twelve years of old. I like Star Wars, Indiana Jones, and James Franco. Feed me pasta. English is my first language. My second is cursing. My third is Italian. I play some rugby and competitive jigsaw puzzling. I am a she. I brush my teeth at least four times a day. I'm a comma whore. I put them in, even, whe,n I d,on,'t ne,ed to,. My turn on's include soap, clashing cymbals, and good teeth. My turn of's include salmonella, the plague, and popped collars. Tigers love pepper, they hate cinnamon.

Party on, Wayne.
Party on, Garth.


"I never want to die, but I'd love to see the end."


I also just got an account on Wattpad with some different stories. My username there is KayEhRey (http://www.wattpad.com/user/KayEhRey). Drop me a line over thurr and let me know your usernames n' such.

Also, I've started a tumblr. http://www.kayehrey.tumblr.com

NOTE: Links to the website have been taken down as I am doing a major cleaning job. Character Pictures and upcoming stories will be back. Feel free to send me banners and shiz, there will be a spot for and I do love them!!

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House of Wolves by Evindell reviews
War was in the air. I could smell it. **Edited Prologue and Chapter I ONLY** **STORY REMOVED****LOOK INSIDE FOR A CHANCE TO READ THE EDITED CHAPTERS I-VI**
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,281 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
The Unwanted by forever.unbroken reviews
Behind her, the cries were becoming louder, shrill. "This is murder!" As his eyes locked onto hers, she was caught off guard to see hatred burning in them, burning into her. It was no loss, though. He was, of course, missing the most important point. You cannot murder something that is not human.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,624 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012
Shooting From the Hip by cu-kid reviews
She fell in love with him the minute she saw him. No. That wasn't true. She hated him the instant he opened his mouth. That, at least, might have been a little more accurate. For the most part, anyway...*Judge's Pick Best Drama, SKoW Round 12
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,014 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 9/25/2009
Phantom Heart Syndrome by aprilsunshine reviews
Owen makes up for a missing arm with a healthy serving of spite and sarcasm. And as irreverent and uncompromising as he may be, he might be Quinn's best alternative to her rash of dead end jobs, psychiatric medications, and unhealthy relationships.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,308 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 4/11/2010
The Cave by turnip-head reviews
And she knew in that moment that she was going to die. As the knife pierced her throat she only had one thought and that was of freedom, of release. And as she opened her eyes to meet his she realised in awe that the same desire was being reflected back.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,041 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 7/14/2010
My Ex and My Enemy's Bodyguard by Oedipa reviews
When someone hauls off and punches her STD-laden creep of an ex, Christine, hesitant to do it herself, is thrilled. Unfortunately, her knight in shitty armor happens to be the terrifyingly awkward best friend of her worst enemy. That's less thrilling.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,644 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 12/19/2010
You Belong With Me by castiel89 reviews
Royce Masters: Hollywood's new "IT" actor. Julianne Sanders: Royce's childhood best friend from Fargo, ND. When new flings and pent up feelings come come between them, Julianne's done with their friendship & everything else she's wished could happen.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,274 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 6/22/2009
Maelstrom by Kazic reviews
When a powerful vampire lord finds his soulmate during a gathering of his kind, can he win her heart, while still keeping her safe from the plots that threaten him? Rated M mostly to be safe.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,274 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 1/7/2010
All Along by KNE reviews
Neely Donovan isn’t interested in the whole popularity ordeal considering that her twin brother was one of the hottest guys that attended their school. But falling for the most popular guyand her bro's best friend was the last thing on her mind.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 211,055 - Reviews: 4779 - Favs: 3,565 - Follows: 1,727 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2004
The Natural Born by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. There's a theory that, when you love someone, you minimize their faults until they aren't even distinguishable. Reese meets Lynx. Both are so screwed up it's hard to believe they haven't been shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 4,954 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Complete
All Souls by A. Raconteur reviews
Since she was 14, Morgan has heard voices and seen things, and no one else does. Is she mentally skewered, or is she really hearing the dead? Someone close to her knows the truth, and when it's revealed, her life is forever changed. And in danger.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,314 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 12/7/2010
Samantha by Mystified reviews
Samantha is a normal college student, until her apartment falls victim to a bomb, and she's kidnapped by a very mysterious, very handsome stranger, whose intentions aren't all that clear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 97,227 - Reviews: 3201 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Complete
Good Dogs by quietGOLD reviews
Challenge one: survive pack life. Challenge two: survive brooding, violent, loyal, and gorgeous Beta. Challenge three: try not to kiss said Beta. The curious story of a lone werewolf thrust into the visceral world of the pack.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,451 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010
Anywhere But Here by RockFan reviews
Temporarily Removed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
Homeward Bound by PoppySeeds reviews
SKow WINNER: They say you can't go home again. But after she is jilted before her wedding, Sydney Wheeler is coaxed home by her family with every intention to leave in a few weeks...but her best laid plans, as they often do, go awry. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
Petition Against Plagiarism by annoyance reviews
Have you ever been plagiarized? Do you know someone who has? Do you want to do something about it? Do you think I sound like a salesperson? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this essay is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
House of Cards by Em Wolf reviews
Sequel to 30 Days. Things have gotten complicated. As Layla prepares to accept the reins of her father's vast empire, maintaining a relationship with a wanted fugitive may prove to be just as difficult.REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008
The Prettiest Thing by templeton21 reviews
For as long as anyone can remember, Trevor and Ella Scott and Brett Dawson have always been inseparable. But in one school year, everything is going to change for them. Feelings and love will be discovered, dreams will end and others will begin.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
The Flower Girl by templeton21 reviews
My name is Molly. One night, someone shot me in the head. It should have been the end of my life. Instead, it was just the beginning and it all started when a mysterious man came to me, claiming that he was my guardian and he took an oath to protect me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7164 - Favs: 5,809 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Somewhere More Familiar by andee lee reviews
COMPLETE! Noah and Penny have been best friends since practically birth. When Noah insists that she come with him on a road trip across the country to find the girl of his dreams, their relationship takes a detour along the way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,280 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
Better Than Burroughs by Stillill reviews
*COMPLETE* Burroughs said it best, “Perhaps all pleasure is only relief.” This is how Callum led his life until he met Marina. Maybe pleasure can be something more than relief.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 226,118 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
My Undetected Canoodling by Analytical Calico reviews
The seemingly unrequited crush on your best friend, the perfect romantic cliche, and you know those always work out. However, when an evil older brother, mind games, and dirty little secrets are thrown into the mix, maybe this cliche isn't that perfect...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,943 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 12/1/2005
Avery Susan Sanders is not an Ass by Justice Bana reviews
Avery Sanders should have been pleased that she received a full ride to Verminton University, one of the most prestigious colleges around. All goes well until she meets Jack Shanahan. He's rich, arrogant, and his father is paying for Avery's education.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 101,808 - Reviews: 2445 - Favs: 2,515 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/1/2005 - Complete
Blazing Blue Eyes by TruLiesOfTheHeart reviews
This story SUCKS. Stay FAR, FAR away. If you decided to attempt to read this drivel and hate it STOP READING AND GO TO A DIFFERENT STORY. Other than that enjoy your poorly made decision to waste your time and possibly lower your IQ :P
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,130 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Complete
Not Just Another Statistic by lindserly reviews
I didn't want to become just another statisitic. But in death that's just what I will be. We all will be... That is not what my final thoughts are about though. My thoughts are consumed with him. Now he will never know my truth.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,758 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 3/14/2006
In Living Color by Delusions of Reality reviews
An unusual romance for unusual people. Real life through a kaleidoscope, yet the world is still so gray... Until he shows up, half dead on her doorstep. It's amazing what you can learn while teaching another to be human. Chapter 14 Up
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,693 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 12/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2004
The Heart of the Matter by pink-levicorpus reviews
Samantha and Dash are a young couple who bumble through life in an attempt to get through Samantha's illness. Rated high, but I tend to be overcautious
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 45,773 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006
Fear Not the Wolves by Arianna Wings reviews
COMPLETE The first daughter ever born into the tribe of the Wolves, Bryony struggled all her life to keep up with her clan brothers. The gods have other plans, however; plans that draw her away from her secluded warrior tribe.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 54 - Words: 109,724 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 10/18/2003
The V word by Lulai reviews
IT IS FINISHED! Normal? That word barely fits into Kate's vocabulary. She thought her life was the epitome of weird, that is, until a handsome stranger comes into her shop and tells her that she hasn't fed enough... Chapter nineteen and epilogue.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,964 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Complete
Danny by Mystified reviews
REMOVED-- She's a teenager who's been raised by three criminals since infancy, with the toughened attitude to match. He's the guy she knows she never wanted. Still, it may have worked... had her three roomies not wanted him dead.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 12/30/2002
Interrogame by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. He had created the game because he believed that love had to be won. . . nine pawns, two players, one winner.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Complete
Hilton Academy by Harmonized reviews
Bright, stubborn & independent Jesse hates her peers at Hilton. Titled, chilled & handsome William fits in just fine. Can he convince her that not everyone hailing from wealth is shallow? Can he convince everyone else that class doesn’t matter?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 196,933 - Reviews: 1898 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 9/2/2004
Seeing Through Tears by Behind-these-eyes reviews
Anna develops a fear for romantic relationships due to her father’s constant abuse. So what happens when she unintentionally attracts the attention of a mysterious bad boy? *On Hold for editing.*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,103 - Reviews: 2296 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 12/23/2004
Against All Odds by Myrika reviews
Raleigh Chase thinks guys are dogs. Her older brother's best friend Ryan Henderson claims that he can make any girl, including Raleigh, fall for him. Their bet's on for four months. Can they prove each other wrong? //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 6862 - Favs: 3,527 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Complete
Jack by Seraen reviews
Nicole was sure that her best friend Jack was real. No one could see him, but she knew it in her heart. On the day of her graduation, he disappears. Years later, he returns, only his name isn't Jack and people can see him...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,012 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/29/2005 - Published: 8/17/2003
Liv and Damien by ski1118 reviews
What happens when the only person you suddenly want is the one you've been arguing with since you were six? One school play turns both their worlds upside down and changes everything they thought they knew/felt about each other. Written from both POV's.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 167,903 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 3/15/2003
Discontented by Endless Dark reviews
Kat's life is a total mess. She has family problems, can't decide which college to go to, and to top it all off, she has to deal with Jake, who is not exactly her favorite person. But when everything comes crashing down, he's the one she turns to.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,472 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/28/2004 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Complete
Just Another Girl by CheDe reviews
*Finish* If loving somebody means the possibility of getting hurt would you risk it? What if the person who was going to get hurt most in the end wasn't you, but the one you love...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,235 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/16/2003 - Published: 9/6/2002 - Complete
At The Harbor With No Water by Lady Jenna reviews
Jackie Robinson, a bright, moody senior at Little Harbor High School is ready to begin her life in the real world. But the real world sneaks up on her in the form of Jason Walker, her new English teacher. Walker and his family will open up Jackie’s eyes
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,129 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/17/2002 - Published: 9/3/2001
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Fast Cars & Caviar reviews
The rich and the infamous would do anything to keep their secrets. It's too bad Kadence Morrison is back with a vengence and a Hermès Birkin bag full of dirty little secrets. Now, if she could only get that womanizing jerk off her back. Cue the drama.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,040 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 2/9/2010
Who We Were reviews
Due to her scarred past, Abigail Lawrence is more than a little nervous about going to away to university. Fortunately, she's got her brother and his gorgeous best friend to help her through it. If only she could just stop blushing every time Liam is near. -ON HOLD
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,500 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010
Pretty Eyed Boys reviews
All it took was her little sister's wedding for Cassidy to realize that she was nearing thirty and had yet to find "the one". Unfortunately 'Operation: Find Mr Right' is not going as planned. That is, until she meets the cute doctor next door. -TEMPORARILY REMOVED-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009
Oblivion reviews
Charlotte knows that her sister didn't kill herself, so why is Noah, the mysterious new boy, the only one who believes her? She'll do anything to find the truth, even when her life is thrown into the mix. -ON HOLD
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,739 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009
Sitting, Waiting, Wishing reviews
He's a millionaire playboy. She's a girl who's just trying to get by. They were best friends growing up but five years can really change a person.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,452 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
Da Capo reviews
If there was one thing I learned from my grandmother, it was never underestimate an Italian woman, no matter how old. One-shot.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Complete
Getting Over Sting reviews
I had my first crush when I was six years old. His name was Gordon Sumner and he was fifty-one years older than me. Eleven years later and I wish things were still that simple. One-Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete