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Joined 05-14-05, id: 475741, Profile Updated: 11-10-10
Author has written 12 stories for Fantasy, Supernatural, Friendship, Politics, and General.

Wow. Been a while 'since I've been here.

...well. I'm gonna shake things up a little. I'm Jess. I'm good with grammar. Send me stuff, and I'll edit it.xD It's what I want to do.

Anyways! I am an avid reader. I enjoy books with humor. I like Terry Pratchett and Louis McMaster Bujold (specifically, Miles. The only fantasy character I wish I could date), and I like fantasy a lot. Not too into writing it right now, though. I won Nanowrimo, and I have a weird sense of humor!xD Aand...that's it. Enjoy some stories!


Summaries:

Malcom: When fantasy writer Ian Keller is invited to interview notorious killer and hijacker Malcom Black, he doesn't know what to expect. And he certainly didn't know that Malcom would turn this timid writer's world upside down.

An Ode to Bush: My reflections on the end of an era.

To you: Written for a friend.

Cohen's Conspiracy: When Cornelius Connor Cohen, a lowly computer tech, loses his younger siblings in a car accident, he becomes obsessed with the idea that they were killed on purpose. Alienating his friends and his ex-girlfriend (the head of the special investigations department), he moves through conspiracy theory to conspiracy theory until, at last, he stumbles over something real: vampires. Only one problem: these guys don't sparkle, and they're not too thrilled with some blind engineer stumbling upon their business. Will C be able to survive long enough to find out what really happened to the twins?

Child of the Sword: Meet Alyssa; The only known female mercenary. She's cold, hard...and currently a prisoner in an enemy camp. She only has one ally; a mysterious healer who knows everything about her. Now she has to escape, using only her sword, and the power of trust. (DISCONTINUED, but once Malcom is done, may be rewritten)

Lady of the Harp: Julia has been dead for years, and James has just become a legendary figure. When she appears in a tavern, he doesn't know what to think. Will he stand against the king's cruelty, or will he vanish yet again? Written a loooonnngg time ago.

Stone Lord: Henuki Seregon is many things. He is a scholar, a linguist, a warrior, a blacksmith, a drunkard, and an honorable man. He is friend to few, but is known by all. How did he end up this way? You'll have to read to find out! Written for a friend--character has role in Malcom as well.

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My Undetected Canoodling by Analytical Calico reviews
The seemingly unrequited crush on your best friend, the perfect romantic cliche, and you know those always work out. However, when an evil older brother, mind games, and dirty little secrets are thrown into the mix, maybe this cliche isn't that perfect...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,667 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
Sons of a Soldier: The Tracks to Nowhere by Twisted Friction reviews
Imagination and reality come together when Tristan and Jasper Granger, the sons of a heroic soldier killed in action, are whisked away by a bewitched train and its outgoing Conductor to a magic-governed world known as Aruin.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,870 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009
I Am by Michelle Deulane reviews
Pre-rec for personal essay in English. Everyone has to write in this style.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
Marina Guerrero and the Terrible, Horrible Date by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. I give every guy a chance but I knew in the first five minutes that I would never date Owen. I was set to make a clean get-away, he didn't even have my number. Of course, things change when you rear-end his car.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,826 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Complete
The Problem with Extraordinary Service by A.J.Calidor reviews
Inspired by my own dislike of Thursdays- starring an exhausted mage and the cleaning lady he reluctantly hired.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete
The Adulteress by Michelle Deulane reviews
The story from the Bible, but told with a little more detail. The guys had 2,000 years of history to do, can you blame them for condensing a little?
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Complete
Trouble At the Castle by Waffles the Platypus reviews
A kind cobbler, a beautiful princess, and a ferocious dragon, whatever shall it be about? Oh, he dies? Well then...that changes everything...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
The Ugliest Duchess by Michelle Deulane reviews
Victoria of Northill was born into money, power, prestige, and a face that would have made a toad blush. And when she turns 25 she'll inherit a kingdom of mythical beasts, which wouldn't pose quite as much of a problem if a dragon wasn't included...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,788 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009
Wren, in Love by Greenery reviews
Wren is head over heels in love with a mortal. But the woman in question is not only engaged — she can't stand him. Will Wren, clumsiest and shortest fairy in the land, capture his ladylove's heart? Or just end up looking like a fool?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009
Woman, Lover, Statue by ice flyer reviews
She knew it wasn't her husband, from the way he looked at her and wanted her. She knew this, but she had never been treated like a woman before... Based on the story of Ahalya, from the Indian epic, the Ramayana. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
Unfamiliar by The Trench Coat Guild reviews
Familiars are in trouble. The more advanced City dwellers have created a natural disaster reaching far into the forest, affecting the Tribe who lives there. Three young children gifted with the power of Armaron set out to put things right. T for cuss word
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 213 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
The Girl Who Loved Everything by Skylark1 reviews
Acton's sister is inexplicably unable to feel negative emotions such as guilt, sorrow and fear. In an attempt to save her and the world from each other, he sets off a peculiar cast of supernatural forces they never dreamed existed!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2008
Hamelin Forest by Random Little People reviews
Bali’k the dwarf and his assorted annoying companions are somehow trapped in a forest and forced to take on the roles of characters in stories. They’re hoping to find a mastermind behind it all who can show them the way out.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,370 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
Super Hero Registration by evazer reviews
What happens when the super heroes need to register. And what happens to the person stuck as their secretary. (Little short story)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/12/2006
Double Edged Swords by ice flyer reviews
She's a spy for two countries; she's in the middle of an international crisis; she's trying to prevent civil war...basically, she's up to her eyeballs in trouble and...romance? COMPLETE!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 91,137 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 6/30/2005
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3638 - Favs: 3,442 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
The Governess and the Gentleman by ice flyer reviews
Clarissa falls in love, but he's a rich widower with four kids of his own, and she's only a governess. Dreams don't come true, do they? COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,745 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 2/21/2005
Werewolf Chronicles by Ellaanabeth reviews
First Person story. Kate, a werewolf, tells her story about how she found her home. Set in modern day times, has mythical/ fantasy creatures in it. (Summary will be subject to change when more story is posted)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,780 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 9/22/2005
A Pair of Wings by E. C. Horner reviews
A wingless boy in a village where all have wings and an exiled sorceror forge a bond of friendship as they try to protect the village from foreign wizards.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,405 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/19/2005 - Published: 10/2/2005
Thief of Lore by Islandbreeze reviews
In every legend lies a kernel of truth. We live in a world where we only read about magic. But what if magic really had existed in our world? Why has it vanished? And who stole it away?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/3/2005 - Published: 8/12/2005
Shoesmith: The Life and Times of Tobias Bootson by Captains Killdeath and Jill reviews
A collaborative piece in which a poor cobbler unwittingly becomes the avatar for a desperate revolution.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/22/2005
Insane Fairy Tale by E1pnvn reviews
What does an evil warlock do when he falls in love with a princess? He hires a dimwitted goblin sidekick and tries to win her heart of course!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,303 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 7/25/2005
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My Guard reviews
When Temperance is kidnapped by two men for her powers, she must figure out how to get away, how to deal with a blonde boy named Chastity who won't leave her alone, and find out the truth of the state of her country. Trashy teen fic novel for the win!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,111 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 4/24/2012
Lost Men
Jason Fernandez is a reporter who has to look up "morals" in the dictionary and stops at nothing to get the story. But his neat and cynical world gets turned upside down when the man who saved the city of New York recruits him on his mission for peace.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,698 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011
Cohen's Conspiracy reviews
Computer tech C never expected to stumble onto a vampire conspiracy when looking into his siblings' death. Now he, an ex-girlfriend and his accountant have to deal with the vampire community, and these guys don't sparkle. NaNoWriMo story!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,221 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Complete
Malcom reviews
When Ian Keller is called to interview Malcom, a convicted killer, before he is put to death, he is not sure what to make of it. But Malcom and his story prove to be more fascinating than anything Ian could have ever imagined. 900 hits, complete!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,361 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
Child of the Sword reviews
Meet Alyssa; The only female mercenary. She's cold, hard...and currently a prisoner in an enemy camp. She only has one ally; a healer who knows everything about her. -To be rewritten-
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,034 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 7/5/2005
Sono Morte reviews
Title meaning I Am Death. A story based on one of my most despised characters. Kind of disjointed, but hey...r r, I return the favor, and I'm curious to see what happens.xD
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
An Ode to Bush reviews
A quick review of the past years. Read before flaming, thank you.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
To You reviews
Random poem. Wrote it when I was working on a project. Very short, very jerky.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
The Mystic reviews
Eh, oneshot. Something I've been experimenting with.xD
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
Delusions reviews
A short story I wrote as a description of a girl in the middle of a robbery, and the group she lives with.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Complete
Stone Lord reviews
A short story I wrote...consider it a biography about one of my favorite role play characters. It goes from his tenth year to his death. Enjoy the life of Henuki Seregon, Lord of the Dwarves, and banished elf. Review for this and I'll review for you!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
Lady of the Harp reviews
Julia has been dead for years, and James has just become a legendary figure. When she appears in a tavern, he doesn't know what to think. Will he stand against the king's cruelty, or will he vanish yet again?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Complete