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 Author has written 29 stories for Fantasy, General, Young Adult, Family, General, Supernatural, Romance, Life, Play, Fable, and Mythology. ~HatesFPformatting ~Australia was sweet! ~Posting art at ~wrote a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure story at It has unicorns. And zombies. And robots! Among other things. ~Listening to: Duke Spirit Neko Case Hawksley Workman The Fratellis Fatboy Slim The Decemberists Wolf Parade Hayden Devotchka Modest Mouse Sarah Harmer The Strokes |
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An Unfortunate Odyssey reviews
When Noel Whitaker is cursed he reluctantly accepts the help of street urchin Antoinette, but he soon comes to regret his choice when things go astray. Now they're stuck, forced to work together to find the woman who cursed them.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,137 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/29/2018 - Published: 9/26/2017 - Complete
Lipstick and Sweater Vests reviews
After being separated for years, twins Paul and Artie are finally reunited, in time for their last year of high school, also known as hell on earth.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 47,325 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/13/2015 - Published: 8/21/2007
Josie and Company reviews
Various short stories from the world of 'The Devil and Me' and it's sequel. Stories about Josie and Curtis, and other cast members as well.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,631 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/8/2015 - Published: 9/8/2009
Fugitives of Nemian
The sequel to Knights of Nemian. Now that she's become aware of the truth of the Magistrate's actions, Elaine isn't ready to let them continue ruling Cirelle, and she's finding new allies and old friends to help her fight.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,494 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Complete
Edward Dunnaway, Paranormal Investigator reviews
In 1883, Edward Dunnaway discovered vampires in a small town in the English countryside, but that is only the beginning. Joined by an orphaned girl, Edward travels around England, compiling material for his encyclopedia of magical beasts.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,539 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 8/5/2010
Season of the Beast reviews
Somehow he found the strength to climb the mountain and face the Beast, but things never go as planned for Hunter. Now, surrounded by enemies and strange company, he's just trying to keep hold of his life.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,368 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Complete
A Tiny Girl's True Love Story reviews
A retelling of the story of Thumbelina. She was happy with her mother, but when she is stolen away from her home, her friend Sparrow goes in search of the lost girl.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,730 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Complete
The Dancing Floor reviews
Ariadne, the daughter of a King, the sister of a monster, the wife of a god. Her story has been told by many men, but never in her own words.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,739 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Complete
Knock Down, Knock Out reviews
A little love story of sorts. It's about falling in and out of love, and being happy with yourself. And martial arts.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,391 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Complete
Tales From A Misty Town
A short story about a dying town, waiting to be eaten up by the surrounding forest. Stories about Albert, the immortal man living in a dying town, and a financially savvy little girl.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,676 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Complete
My life as is reviews
This is my life in poetry, even if it's not very poetic
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 29 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 4/4/2006
No More Red Apple reviews
Gregory has always loved the princess; the whole country is in love with Princess Snow. So when he is asked to be the one to kill her, he is carried into a fight much bigger than he is.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,008 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Complete
How To Live As A Frog reviews
A fairy tale retold. Lily is the brattiest little princess in the world, and no one can say no to her, at least, not until Alex enters her life.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,168 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Complete
Beauty and the Beast and the Other Girl reviews
That classic fairy tale, but not so classic anymore. The story of Rose, who happens upon an enchanted castle, and doesn't really fit in.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 46,139 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Complete
Sleeping Beauty reviews
Aurora is the princess, cursed to prick her finger when she turns sixteen, and to sleep for one hundred years, until true love's kiss breaks the spell... Alice is the girl born to look after Aurora, the girl who keeps watch over her for one hundred years
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Complete
Princess Susan and the Pea reviews
A case of mistaken identities in a different tale of the Princess and the Pea.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Complete
Knights of Nemian reviews
Elaine was just a normal girl, until an android forced it's way into her life and brought her to a strange planet. Now she's learning things about herself she had never thought possible and the fate of a country lies in her hands.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 93 - Words: 75,702 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Complete
Curtis and Me reviews
The sequel to 'The Devil and Me'. A year after the events of 'The Devil and Me' Josie thinks life will be rosy, but her new life with Curtis is interrupted by events back in his world.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 41,697 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Rose and Tyler reviews
She had to leave her love by the ocean, forbidden to love anyone but her father. He had to watch her and make sure she never fell in love again.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 17,983 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Complete
Crocus Hunters reviews
This is the story of my grandpa, who died while we were in the mountains. This is the story of my family, and how we dealt with his death in the week after. This is a story of my memories.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,985 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
My Sister's Story reviews
The story of Cinderella's sister, which is also Cinderella's story.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,414 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
The devil and me reviews
I sold my soul to the devil, and when the day came for me to pay up, he made me a new offer. Now I'm stuck with him.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 37,586 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Complete
How it began reviews
A little skit, for those who wondered how Curtis and Josie met. It doesn't really fit in the storyline, so here it is. From 'The devil and me'
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Complete
Kidding reviews
It's about falling in love with a ghost. Sort of. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Complete
Journal of a flower reviews
Mother is dead, but she isn't gone. Not yet. Story complete.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 4,975 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Complete
The Wall reviews
A sonnet inspired by the story 'Le Mur'.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Complete
Demeter reviews
A poem about Demeter, waiting for spring.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Complete
The Pirate on the roof reviews
There's a pirate on the roof. His name is Russell.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Complete
A Short Tragedy reviews
An ordinary life.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Complete