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Anyone But You by EverEnchanting.E reviews
There were hundreds of millions of men in the world that she could have chosen to fall in love with. Her best friend's boyfriend, however, was not one of them.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,904 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/18/2020 - Published: 9/28/2018 - Complete
Little Red Riding Hood by milkywayxo reviews
The last thing that she needed was to move back home after spending ten years away. The very last thing she needed was to end up stranded outside of town, with a broken car, at two in the morning. So what does she do? Knocks on the closest house for help. Cue Hunter Stone, and cue the hottest winter of her life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,375 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 6/8/2019 - Published: 10/27/2015
Blood & Barbiturate by Lady Veterinarian reviews
Amelia is a fresh vet school graduate who recently moved back home to start her career. She never thought she would attract the attention of one of the most powerful (and dangerous) men in the world. Vladimir is the alpha of the business world; he's rich, powerful, and always gets what he wants. When he sees Amelia, he wants her...and he won't take no for an answer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,650 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/22/2018 - Published: 12/17/2013
Darcy and Spencer by EatMoreBread reviews
[REVISION ONGOING] Darcy knew he should have done a background check on his new roommate, Spencer Moran. For one, Spencer is a girl. For another, Spencer is Susie Sweet, the porn star who he's jerked off to all through college. For even more, she's a possibly sociopathic math genius with poor social skills.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,711 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 7/10/2016 - Published: 12/27/2011
Brighter Than Anyone by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
SEQUEL to 'Saving Smiles.' Christian and Andie go through the ups and downs that normal couples do. However, with the arrival of Christian's ex girlfriend and the fact that Andie has a secret admirer, things are just beginning to get tense. **Now available on Amazon as an ebook in THE DARK PARADISE TRILOGY
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,618 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
Love's Back Pocket by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
Holly Dunn didn't know that when she began studying at a concert, the band's lead singer would call her out on it. Robert Stark didn't know how intrigued he'd be by her odd sort of ways, which is probably why he invited her to go on tour with him. *First chapter only posted. Ebook coming June 30! (Thank you, Guest reviewer. I apologize for not realizing your perspective.)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Complete
The Internal Struggle of Stacey-Jo Dawson by Levey reviews
Houston Texans football is Stacey-Jo Dawson's religion, which makes their rival team, the Avercion Copperheads, the equivalent of Satan. But then, Stacey-Jo has a one night stand with Copperheads quarterback, Dallas Kier. (Note: You do not need to understand American football to read this.)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,109 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 1/20/2014
More Than Anyone by templeton21 reviews
For some reason, the instant Ben and Olivia meet, they hate one another. Every time they're in the same room, all they seem to do is fight and trade insults. But according to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, hot hate is twin brother to hot love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 100,378 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 3/28/2009
Swimming in Rain by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
Marion is a die-hard USC fan. Aiden goes to UCLA Law School. If only college rivalries were the worst of their problems. They say opposites attract. Well, some crash into each other. **Now available as an ebook on Amazon!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Complete
Beautiful Mistakes by Sam Mariano reviews
Julie the straight A student may know what she's doing in college, but when it comes to her love life she can't seem to get it right. Why would she move in with her ex? When she accidentally lands a nanny job, it seems things are looking up- but are they?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 190,234 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
The Promotion by Sam Mariano reviews
Jenna has a crappy boyfriend and a crappy job, but when she gets a promotion at work, the promotion has her spending a lot more time with her boss than she deems wise...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 258,422 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Complete
So Much to Learn by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Complete After a rather hideous break up with her boyfriend due to her inability to 'put out', Talia bullies her brother's best friend into teaching her the complexities of a 'full' relationship. Turns out uni courses have nothing on life lessons! **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 9,369 - Reviews: 3002 - Favs: 3,669 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Private Lives, Public Property by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,974 - Reviews: 3193 - Favs: 3,392 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Close to the Vest by RockFan reviews
Temporarily Removed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 2/5/2010
If Only Tonight by Andene reviews
Mia has no idea what she's in for when she gets a job working with her favorite player. Matt knows one thing: Mia shouldn't be with him. He tries to push her away; something keeps drawing him to her. All they know: there's got to be a way to be together?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 88 - Words: 267,014 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
Both Sides Now by PoppySeeds reviews
Recently laid-off teacher Riley takes a job as a tutor for the child of a wealthy family. She finds herself drawn to grandson Charlie, despite her reservations and his sister's blatant contempt, for he proves himself to be more than just money. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Complete
Foolish Games by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
She was everything he didn't want in a woman and everything he couldn't resist. She thought he was arrogant on top of other things.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Complete
Second Chances by crypticxdreamer reviews
Ryan Larsen and Alyssa Reyes had hurt one another beyond repair. Or so they thought. When circumstances bring them together again, will they able to look past their pride and anger or has the damage already been done?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,251 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 4/6/2008
His Queen by rosieroo reviews
Book 1 - Crown Prince Aeron is convinced that farm girl Sera is his mate and, despite his pursuit, Sera doesn't exactly feel the same. But when he brings her into his world of mages and magical creatures, how long will it take Sera to finally let down her guard and not only let Aeron in, but become what she is destined to be? EDITED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 152,465 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Out At Home by RockFan reviews
Temporarily Removed
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Complete
I want to belong by RMB4 reviews
I am the sensible girl, the one who does not mind guys aren't interested. So how can I have fallen for a man who can have every girl he wants? How did that happen? How can I get myself out of this mess and - more importantly - do I want to get out?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 129,488 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Complete
JailBait by forSERIOUS reviews
A self-righteous young girl finds herself being the pet of a dangerously handsome American gangster. Fighting a never ending battle, she strives to tear down the leader of the organized crime scene...if only he would stop trying to reach up her shirt.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,831 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 7/28/2008
The New Year by bacchanalianromance reviews
My boss is looking for his Cinderella, and he hires me to do it. And here's the clincher: I AM CINDERELLA. What the hell do I do now?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,172 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/12/2008
Rough Waters by RockFan reviews
Removed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Complete
Among the Ruins of Penwig Abbey by Vivaldia reviews
Set in 1940s Britain. A British nurse and a German pilot are brought together by war.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 67,993 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Complete
When We Were Beautiful by LoveAndLife reviews
He'd always wanted her back, but it seemed as if their time together had come and gone. All that was left of them lie in the smiles and laughter of their children. But if he ever got the chance to tell her he still loved he’d do it. But would she care?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,440 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 1/27/2009
Playing House by eleine kruez reviews
She is the toast of California’s Social Scene. He is a New Jersey Detective with several commendations for bravery. They have to remain married for at least 6 months or she loses it all.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,759 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 7/12/2005
Of Dukes and Peasants by Lenah. C reviews
On the summer of 1861, six year old Serena Fallows suffered humiliation in the hands of the Duke of Norton. So what's she supposed to do when they meet years after? Why, throw a shoe at one of the most respected gentlemen in English society of course!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 90,414 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Complete
Hometown Grace by Megan Maydell reviews
Kendall and Brady's marriage is over before it's even begun--two years lost to an irreparable web of pride & self-deception. The only hope for saving grace will take them half way across the world to the places of their very roots--the would be honeymoon
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 63,704 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 7/1/2008
Heat by jetchick18 reviews
Officer Kat Shelton had a one night stand with the one guy that could flip her world upside down.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,958 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 6/12/2005
Out of Luck by nkltt reviews
Kate's luck has just run out and she's become a walking disaster area. She's also stuck in a dead-end relationship with a man that lacks any kind of compassion. But was she really that unlucky? After all she did meet that gorgeous doctor.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,993 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
The Great Pretender by Clavel reviews
Best selling novel The Scoundrel, it's author Belle, the actor cast to play the lead role in it's TV adaptation Liam, and one of Hollywood's best kept secrets between them equals gossip, drama and fun as they work together and pretend to get along.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,578 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
After Dinner Mints in the Fast Food Bag by Lilith Rei reviews
Jack bet that he could date any girl he walked up to, but he never counted on falling in love with her. When she learns about the bet, Nora runs out on him without a word. Years later, she's assigned a case in which Jack is the lead detective REVISED END
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 72,533 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Complete
The Heartbreaker by i-luv-smoothies reviews
There are fifty three reasons for Andrea Jenkins not to fall in love with Tyler Hutchence. Thing is, after accidentally marrying him in Vegas while trying to save her restaurant from his clutches, she’s having a pretty hard time remembering them.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,201 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 11/22/2007
Protected by Chezzles.ze.Great reviews
While visiting her brother in Moscow, a young woman ends up under the protection of an up and coming crime family. To maintain her safety, she must remain in Moscow with the family's second-in-command, the young and dangerous Mikhail Bazhukov. REMOVED, now on AUTHONOMY.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
Black Haired Angel by quemontgomery reviews
In an alternate, NeoNazi future, fate forces a poor slave girl and a German Nazi officer together, to live and work together. Is it possible that through the social turmoil and restrictions, their hate for each other might bloom into forbidden love?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,758 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 11/13/2007
Girl for Hire by belle.nisce reviews
They're together - only for the press. But she doesn't fit in to his world - and he makes sure it stays that way. Everybody is against them - including themselves, so really, what's the best that can come out of what they have - which is nothing? CH12 UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,513 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 4/27/2007
Meet Me Halfway by jammay reviews
He's the President of a leading RealEstate company. He's cold, reserved & determined. His success is significant & respected. I just clean up his office, serve him coffee & sort his papers. I'm usually okay with that, but i'm starting to fall in love...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,582 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
What Shreds Remain by starbeamz2 reviews
It was no secret in Lowesville that Ryan Jones hated Emma Marks and was fully capable of murdering her in cold blood if she ever crossed him again. What was secret were Ryan's feelings, especially the ones that flared to life when Emma returned to town.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,611 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete
The Quiet Sound of Pride by Tabitha Grey reviews
Finished! A retelling of Pride and Prejudice. From the moment Elizabeth Camden met Kent Darcy she hated how proud he was and tried as hard as she could to beat him at anything and everything.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,394 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
A Temporary Arrangement by BleedingTwilight reviews
Lacey's bad day got worse when she came home to find a strange man in her apartment claiming that it was his. Insanely, she suggests that they live together. However, Lacey can't even get along with her family; how will she tolerate a complete stranger?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,671 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008
Never the Bride by jellybeancurd reviews
If you had three bestfriends with their own "happily ever after", you would want one too! People say that love blossom at weddings. If only i had known eight years ago that it was where he needed to confess. one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Underdog by Cori.Anne reviews
She didn't hate him, exactly. He just made her uncomfortable and that made her grumpy. He didn't like her, exactly. She just ignored him and that bruised his ego. They share a twisted path of friendship that leads to love. Finally Complete!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,160 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Complete
An Unusual Proposal by Fina Arvanthol reviews
What's more romantic than used napkins, salted pork, and slippery eggs? A non-traditional romance.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
Pretending by Blondie2 reviews
Forced to share the family home with someone she had never met, Jessica then faces a proposal she wasn't expcting....will playing along backfire on her?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
Banane Pauvre et Les Deux Chats by Nilegulm reviews
Bailey moves to Satenay, France to open a restaurant. Now, she must face the facts that her neighbor, Pepin, owns the most popular restaurant in town and that the little old lady that sells sausages's son is in love with her. English and French
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,278 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
Girl With A Broken Mirror by wacky-tarz reviews
Cora never sees herself as anybody worth attention, let alone love. But when she meets Noah, can he be enough to bring her out of herself and show her that romance isnt just in novels? That she is worth everything? Inspired by song of same title by Paul C
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 157,577 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 11/4/2004
Blessed Events by S.E.C.C reviews
Heather thought after college life would be a piece of cake only to find out that the proverbial frosting was a bit hard to swallow, especially when she meets Casey, a mechanic who refuses to back down from an intelligent argument.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,347 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Complete
Punished by Chezzles.ze.Great reviews
When author Robert Belmont's wife dies, he does everything he can to keep her from monopolizing his mind, including firing all the women on his staff. Desperate, his butler hires a temporary, but she grows on Mr. Belmont...Now Complete
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 238,888 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Complete
So Close to Love by SloanePeterson reviews
Katherine lives in a world where she is under appreciated. Jack is the only person to see her worth. And she's worth a lot to him. (Story is based around the time of the civil war)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 30,197 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 20 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 1/27/2005
Twice A Broken Heart by Aryana Orion reviews
5 Years ago Alex broke Sarah’s heart when he moved back to LA. Now they meet again at an old friend’s wedding. They discover that their old feelings haven’t died yet …Will they find a way to make it work this time? (Work in Progress)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,352 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 6/11/2005
The Unfortunate by S.E.C.C reviews
A career woman in her early 20's saves a bum from being killed on the streets and her kindness goes as far as allowing him to live with her. Needs to be edited.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,776 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Complete
If You Leave by puuuurfect angel reviews
She caught him cheating on her after a three year long relationship. She wasn't able to stand it so she took off, hoping to be able to just leave the past behind. But what if the past doesn't want to be left? complete
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,211 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 11/7/2004
NewThing by Heather F. C reviews
The last thing Chloe wanted on that Friday was spending the night at her office, let alone in the elevator with Jonathan Mason. Already engaged four times with a romance life for suckers, Chloe had no idea about what the future held for her...old version
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 136,723 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/15/2005 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Complete
S E X and Other Words of Love by recreated reviews
I said the word 'sex' and he thought I was cool. But we were just seven and I doubt saying anything now could make him notice me at all. {Complete}
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,548 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 2/20/2005