hide bio
Follow . Favorite
Joined 05-19-05, id: 476828
Author has written 2 stories for Essay.

Information on the Craziest Person on My Side of the Mississippi

I'm a typical 23 yr old college femme, always feeling a little harried and definitely looking forward to summer each year. I love to write, but I never really wrote anything for other people to see. Now I've decided to step out and let others help me. The dissertation will be here before I know it, so some constructive criticism on general writing abilities is good preparation.

I'm a Southern girl with a Southern attitude, and it definitely shows. I consider myself to be an intelligent, educated being who tries to be respectful and considerate of others. (The only thing I won't be respectful of is the Chicago Manual of Style. It really pisses me off.) I am interested in reading, music, very few television shows, and my family. Did I mention reading? A good book is my own personal version of 'lighting up' and I would read professionally if I could. I'll give any story a chance; romance, sci-fi, historical fiction, fanfiction, essay, rant, anything as long as it has a decent word or two in the prose. Poetry is a little more delicate of a subject; I like poetry, but I find myself incredibly judgemental on poetry so I steer away from most of the genre.

I love anything that has to do with Jane Austen, Joyce Carol Oates, Stargate, X-Files, Sex and the City, Smallville, Inuyasha, Naruto, Samurai Champloo, and my new favorite show Burn Notice. I also enjoy writings on culture, history, religion, personal freedoms, and anything humorous or satirical.

I love my parents, my two sisters (and now two step-brothers!), and my favorite aunt. They are just about the only people who matter to me except my boyfriend. I'm also a huge supporter of the military; my daddy was a soldier and my sister and step-brother are too. (But I don't like Bush!)

I love anime, and I consider myself a closet nerd. Outside of my house I am a normal college girl, but at home I watch anime and play video games. Most people think it is one of the weirdest things ever to see me change my personality when I get around the few people I am comfortable with. I am currently heavy into Naruto (not the American version) and Kenshin. New animes are fun to see! I don't write fanfiction for notice or for attention, I write for the fun of it and to get the ideas out of my head. I have good plot bunnies that never develop into big rabbits!

A few little facts about the authoress: I speak 4 languages, love frogs, smoke like a chimney, and I can actually remember how to do the Macarena.


My little bit of artwork can be seen here:

My homepage link is above, but I also have a Facebook page. If you really want to add me, get in touch and I'll see if I think you're trustworthy enough to access that information.

I have a YouTube account under Melissarose8585. You can visit me here:

I'm over at as well:

Consider taking a walk on the wild side:

My profile, which you should only go to if you're of age:

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

How to Destroy Christianity by AuthorNinjaEarth reviews
Many are out to deny Christianity they say that they don't want to destroy it, but their actions speak louder than words! If you want to find a way to eradicate Christianity, I give you ways to think about doing that, by telling you the truth! R&R
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,907 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 9/18/2007
That Essay That Everyone Else Writes by JJSLAM2129 reviews
Mary Sues, Cliches, Stupid Villans, Reviewers, Bad Logic and anything else I can think of that bugs me about today's stories. If something's bugging you, chances are you'll find it here. Now with Worldbuilding. Topic suggestions welcome! Reviews returned.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,758 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 10/5/2006
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Media Takes It's Place
A personal view of the media and its changing role in the United States military, specifically the war effort of the early 1990's.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,965 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
A Female's View on the Right to Abortion reviews
An essay written for English class to explain my personal opinion on the ProChoice movement. Includes a Bibliography
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete