Lars Lemonly
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Joined 05-19-05, id: 476973
Author has written 27 stories for General, Fantasy, Fantasy, School, Life, Love, and War.

Noone in particular. Just your average teenage geek writing rubbish in a dirty bedroom instead of revising...

I don't write directly about my life but you may find influences and references to people cropping up in my work.

After the Altar by Melanie Eden reviews
What happened when the gods went into 'retirement? You'll find out, on a guided tour led by the gods themselves!
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2005
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In the Bleak Midwinter NaNoWriMo 2007
50,000 words written in 30 days... and more to come!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,962 - Published: 12/13/2007
Void reviews
Here's that void again.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/21/2006
Cucmber Sandwiches reviews
I'm not so sure. Work it out.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/21/2006
Vacation into the Void
I'm tired. I'm really tired.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Published: 4/30/2006
OneThree
This is either one poem, or three poems. I guess it's up to you. I'm tired.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Published: 4/30/2006
Epitaph reviews
Another one I found in the little blue book...Not altogether that cheery.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/28/2006
Stumbling reviews
Just something I found in an old notebook today.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/28/2006
Fire Extinguisher reviews
Not about a fire extinguisher. This is the antidote to my love poetry. Fairly poor effort.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/3/2005
Ode to the Amber Nectar reviews
Whether this is ethical, I'm not entirely sure.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/2/2005
Astynax reviews
A poem about the Trojan war, based around the life of an infant prince. Slightly dodgy rhyming pattern. Note: Argive = Greek
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/1/2005
Rocks reviews
Stressed cynicism.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/19/2005
Happy Buddha II reviews
Another little rhyme involving happy Buddha statues. Possibly meaningful, but who knows.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/13/2005
Nothing Better reviews
This is either cynical about the world, or applauding about tea.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/11/2005
The Arrow that Flies reviews
Goodness knows how I could summarize this.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/11/2005
Query reviews
For some obscure reason I wrote another love poem. My apologies.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/10/2005
Happy Buddha reviews
A little rhyme about a Happy Buddha statue.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2005
Hand Story reviews
The tale of a mighty civilisation and its downfall.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,597 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6/29/2005 - Published: 6/10/2005
Beautiful Year reviews
A most probably rubbish/already done/both love poem. First poem of this kind I've tried.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/28/2005
Box reviews
A bit of random, early-morning tired nonsense.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2005
Subatomic Monologue reviews
The monologue of an Up Quark. Probably scientifically inaccurate.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2005
Sunk reviews
A bit of...I dunno. Probably rubbish.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6/13/2005
Student reviews
Just some thoughts for all those currently in exam hell.
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/12/2005
Unnamed story as yet reviews
The mysterious first chapter of something. Mild humour. I wrote most of it ages ago, and finished it off today so I could upload it.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/12/2005
LateNight Thoughts on Shawn the Sheep reviews
Just some thoughts I had when looking around my bedroom.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/11/2005
The Hippopotty and the Pepus reviews
A surreal fantasy poem - Reworked from the first verse, which I wrote 7 years ago.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/11/2005
Night On The Town reviews
Just a little bit of something I thought of quite late last night
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6/11/2005
A Quartet of Dreadful Poetry reviews
Four rather poorly written and constructed poems
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/10/2005