EvilFlyingJester
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Joined 05-24-05, id: 477755, Profile Updated: 07-28-10
Author has written 7 stories for Fantasy, Humor, and Horror.

I am, the Evil Flying Jester!! Erm, not much else to say. I want to be a writer. I also enjoy acting and roleplaying and...Erm..Yeah. read my stories! eh-heh-heh..I'm so bad at this...

My name is Kay Ambers and I LOVE to write! I really, really, really want people to tell me (honestly!) What they think of my work. Without criticism I'll never be able to get better and become a famous author! Which is like, my dream. I know that's likely to never happen, but that doesn't mean I won't try! My biggest problem is NOT FINISHING MY WORK! Readers make me want to write more, FrostHold, Loiya, and to everyone else who has reviewed my work, you have no idea how much it means to me!

Favorite Books: Mhrm, Coraline, Stardust, Neverwhere, other books by Niel Gaimen, Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, the Glasswrites series, Redwall series, Castaways of the flying Dutchman, the Host, books by ~!!Cameron Dokey!!~ Brothers Grim Hans Christian Anderson Fairy Tales... More, but I can't think of them at the moment. :)

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The Fine Line Between Hate and Love by R.D. Joli reviews
Gale Scharden: smart, gorgeous, rich and deaf... Devon Shawn: stubborn, tomboyish and definitely single. They used to be the closest of friends but are now mortal enemies. What happened three years ago that tore them apart?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 93,251 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 11/16/2005
Avery Susan Sanders is not an Ass by Justice Bana reviews
Avery Sanders should have been pleased that she received a full ride to Verminton University, one of the most prestigious colleges around. All goes well until she meets Jack Shanahan. He's rich, arrogant, and his father is paying for Avery's education.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 101,808 - Reviews: 2479 - Favs: 2,682 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/1/2005 - Complete
Bride of the Immortal by Morikumo reviews
It is a myth all Immortals scorn: that there is, for each, one woman...a Bride whom they will forever crave. Unfortunately, it isn't a myth. And human Sophie Paul is about to find that out firsthand. Rated M. :Discontinued:
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,488 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 10/29/2006
Diving Deeper by ILuvBubbles reviews
P and Ch 1 rewritten! Eshana has a terrible secret that she can tell no one. She's half mermaid. Torn between the sea and the earth, Eshana sifts every night and every morning. She thought she was the only one. She thought wrong.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,918 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006
In Living Color by Delusions of Reality reviews
An unusual romance for unusual people. Real life through a kaleidoscope, yet the world is still so gray... Until he shows up, half dead on her doorstep. It's amazing what you can learn while teaching another to be human. Chapter 14 Up
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,693 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2004
A Year and a Day by Traxits reviews
A failing writer spirals downward when he's betrayed by his lover. Drunk and angry, he wakes to see an Elf over him. She sends him home, giving him a companion for the next year and a day. But what will he do when this time is up? **ON HIATUS.**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 11/17/2006
Interrogame by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. He had created the game because he believed that love had to be won. . . nine pawns, two players, one winner.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Complete
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Alice In Blunderland reviews
Alice didn't like feeling this way. She felt that something was very wrong. In fact, she was sure it was. Something was wrong, wasn't it? Alice wasn't so sure. She just walked. Walked towards the sign that clearly stated, 'THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD '
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 10/17/2007
The Frog Prince reviews
Once upon a time, long ago and far away, in a kingdom of old There was a Frog, a few beans, and a pipe. All of which, were magic...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,287 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007
The Twisted Tales of Jack and Peter Horner reviews
The untold stories of Jack and Peter Horner. Based on the nursery rhymes "Little Jack Horner", "Jack and Jill", "Jack and the bean stalk" and others. Not actually an on-going story. Not yet, anyway. We'll see
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2008
The Dark Silence reviews
Dark. I feel nothing. I have no memory of past and no notion of what the future shall bring. I have no concept of time. It is the same as it always has been.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Beauty is the Beast reviews
The TRUE story of Beauty and the Beast. Not like what you have heard before. The beast is not ferocious at all. In fact, it's rather clumsy. Although the beauty may be beautiful, she is anything but charming. And the two most certainly do NOT fall in love
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008
The Horror reviews
Read and find out. True story.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/5/2006
My Life as a Printer reviews
A day spent as a printer.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2006
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