wodneythewat
hide bio
Follow . Favorite
Joined 05-29-05, id: 478602
Author has written 20 stories for Humor, Horror, General, Romance, Humor, General, Nature, and Haiku.

I have: Black hair, almost-black eyes.

I am: aiming to be as tall as either of my (older) brothers, a sometime writer, a fanfiction reader, a music hugger, in love with history and maybe a lot with language, on my school's newspaper

I like: "Monty Python and the Holy Grail," "Ferris Bueller's Day Off," Sparta, Brand New, Garbage, Rufio, Meg Cabot, historical fiction, to laugh and eat pasta.

"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please." - Mark Twain


If you have come here looking for any of the stories/poems my buddy Ema and I wrote together, click here.
yA LoLz AIM sux0rz:P by leadlesspencil reviews
Although I respect everyone's right to type as they please, some things are just too vomit-inducing for me to remain silent about.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/1/2004
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The ImPerfect Person reviews
Do you believe in perfect people?
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
Untitled reviews
Playing with alliteration.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Complete
A Shopping Excursion reviews
Here's a toast to all of us fashion impaired people.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
A Coat Hanger reviews
Never thought about what it might be like to be your coat hanger, have you?
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Complete
Eden of Weeds reviews
Avoid lying to yourself. It's not fun.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Complete
Brand New reviews
She's ready for the world.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Complete
The Toilet reviews
A trip into the forsaken bowels of the uninhabital wasteland more commonly known as The Land Beyond the U Bend.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Complete
thunderstorm reviews
It's like music.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Complete
Dreaming in Color reviews
She never forgot.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/8/2006 - Published: 1/31/2006
Oranges reviews
Take a bite and see.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Complete
Little Child reviews
Little child, who thinks it is a beautiful thing to be alive
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Complete
The Pangs of True Love reviews
It's true love It really is, and that's why my heart is on fire and burning and it's also why my chest is tightening up and it's hard to breathe and
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Complete
Going South reviews
and it flies, fading gold
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete
Nothing Like reviews
The skies shift. Sort of ties in with Night He Couldn't Remember, but can stand alone.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Complete
Ode to Algebra Teacher reviews
Oh boring teacher, making us suffer.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Complete
Adore reviews
She was meant to be adored, to be loved. She applies to any age, baby to adolescent to grandmother. You decide.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Complete
Silence reviews
.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Complete
Special Day for the Masses reviews
It's just a special day for the masses, a day we all mark on our mental calendars as bleah.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Complete
Bubble Gum reviews
Who knew bubble gum could be so DEVIOUS!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9/19/2005 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
The Night He Couldn't Remember reviews
It was terrifying enough when he’d been bitten, thought that there was no other thing in the entire world that would ever cause as much agony as that could… But he was wrong in that, and wrong in so many other things too... Werewolf story.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Complete