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Joined 06-02-05, id: 479185, Profile Updated: 06-07-09
Author has written 14 stories for Life, Love, General, Friendship, Humor, Song, and Haiku.

...the risk. I calculate the risk. (a Jetplane Landing song)

"Wild flowers blossomed in a riot of colour" - Lian Hearn

Dec 2008 - Maria! Aliki! I was actually insane. "A freshly made identity glowing with clear independence." Man I wrote some shit.

Jan 2007 - Unless I feel especially ambitious and sit down to write a proper poem, the things I've recently posted on here and will probably do in the future are the results of when I've wanted to write down whatever I'm thinking. Hence, they will end up representing whatever mood I was in, kind of like a journal in verse. I say this because it's been misunderstood in the past - the stanzas probably won't relate to each other, other than the first line of one was what I was thinking of when I wrote the previous one. Coherent? Not so much, but I hope you get the point. As a side note, I also like numbers.

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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,203 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
So I was Hit by a Car the Other Day by Lainiee reviews
Lucky had resigned himself to the life of an observer. The little brother. The best friend. The sidekick. But then life decided to kick him in the balls, and dumped his twitching body into his own crappy soap opera. And a sucky one at that.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 61 - Words: 318,866 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Complete
In the Eye of the Tiger by Ameliebabie reviews
Leah Townsend is on the run.And in serious danger.Desperate,she finds herself in the hands of a spy who is as dangerous as they come.Has she jumped from the frying pan into the fire?R&R!Thanx PLS READ MY UPDATE ON CHAP 30 IF YOU ARE NEW TO THIS STORY.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,895 - Reviews: 2057 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 3/5/2003
Beating the Game by Lord Iron-Balls reviews
Patrick Morrison had it good. He was socially invisible, ignored by the Neanderthals around him, and on the fast track to MIT. Then he made the mistake of getting involved in Marielle Pason's social games. But to Patrick, the only way out is to win.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,282 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/3/2006
marmalade picture by changed.by.an.afterthought reviews
a goldfish bowl...
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Complete
Reverie: A Compilation by Meredith J. R reviews
Works selected and revised from a personal journal. Wide range of topics and perspectives.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Complete
My Life In One Sentence by invisible.writer reviews
My life was mindnumbingly dull, but I was fine with being the invisible Ginger Ale Girl. Whoever said friends were good for the soul did not know the boy with blue hair.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,764 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Complete
Sly Dog by Lainiee reviews
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
The Gravedigger's Daughter by Deena reviews
What if you want to spend your entire life living in grief? What if you never want to move on and know happiness again? What if the one person claiming to love you is the one with ties to your brother's killer?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,519 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 10/22/2002
Gunshot Lullaby by sunscraped reviews
I wrote this when I was 14, so of course it sucks. I'm keeping it here more for the milestone.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/9/2005
painful,beautiful,perfect by Ebony Stars reviews
You will see this as a cutting poem if you are a cutter, and if you (like me) aren't a cutter, you can fully understand.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2005
Star Light by toastyluv reviews
this is angry
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/18/2005
Insomnia by olleh reviews
The title suggests depression, but it's really just called that because I wrote it one night and I'm not good at titles... just ramblings. Please read, it's not very long.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/26/2005
Break by glitterjewele reviews
COMPLETE On graduation night, Carson Morgan gets drunk . . . and wakes up the next morning strapped to Sahara O'Brian's back on a motorcycle in the middle of the desert. Not that she's terribly pleased about that...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,641 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 12/19/2003 - Complete
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Mood: Confident, yeah reviews
I am overflowing. I am brimming with great ideas.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Complete
Another word for a hangover is 'crapulence' reviews
Lookie again, I wrote another couple haikus. A bit dramatic.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2006
Another word for a hangover is 'project' reviews
Lookie, I wrote a haiku.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/2/2006
ManHopeLaundry reviews
Short one about pride really. Title was a typo; written while listening to Begging by The Libertines; too tired for grammar; not really a song.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/10/2006
Empty Glasses reviews
I feel like crap so I opened a word document. Verses are not related to each other.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/2/2005
A Pistol's Peace reviews
That man saved my life. And me? Well, I wasn't so great on saving his... Please review.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/25/2005
Catch a Falling Tune reviews
Summer holidays give me insomnia...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8/9/2005
Try Your Luck reviews
This is me, being a drama queen. Enjoy.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2005
This Insomniac's a Winner reviews
Just wrote this, and I desperately need some sleep. I'm not really sure why I'm posting this. I'm still in that I-don't-know-what-I'm-doing-but-I'll-do-it-anyway mood. This is weird. Rated T for language.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/6/2005
Tear reviews
260707: I can't figure out how to edit stuff in the actual document, but this is shit on a stick.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/6/2005
Two times Thirteen reviews
[5th poem added] A few of my older poems (about a year ago). Read if you want to - I don't think they're very good, but it shows that I've progressed, at least. Heh.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8/6/2005 - Published: 7/17/2005
Something Bad Today reviews
A short, short poem about reliability. Tell me what you think.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8/6/2005
You Left Before The Death Of My Ability To Care reviews
I was going for humour, but then it went kind of...wrong. Thought I'd try something different to what I usually do, and this is what I got. Please review. And yes, I know it's a crap title.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7/17/2005
Help me, please reviews
Who ever said that cowards were the ones who suffered?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/12/2005