Author has written 27 stories for Humor, Song, General, Romance, Love, and Biography.
Hi, I am Femaleodd. I like music (especially certain German bands -cough-TokioHotelandCinemaBizarre-cough-), reading, writing, and being a total nerd. Sometimes, I have moments where I'm a total hypocrite. But I really wouldn't have it any other way.
quotes: ok this goes in bold, italic, underline, normal order. got it? (keep in mind, i was once obsessed with Chester Bennington from Linkin Park)
Dorkus: Japanese people are yellow.
Me: No they're not.
Dorkus: Japanese people are yellow.
Me: If Japanese people are yellow, then what are Russians?
Damion: I just went out and a turtle was pooping out eggs in my hand!
Me: A turtle was laying eggs in your hand?
Me: Was it the lighter colored one?
Damion: Yeah it was the lighter one.
Me: So Chester the molester was laying eggs.
Damion: Yeah! Chester is laying eggs!
(I laugh and walk away)
Tara: You look like a girl!
Me: Oh my god! It's a freaking miracle!
Me: I just sat my fat ass on my aunt's cat and almost killed her!
Me: I was the last person to manhandle Chester! ...the bird I mean.
Me: It's not “reap what you sow” it's “rape who you sue”. So one day I'm going to “sue” Chester. (in the one I'm talking about the Linkin Park Chester. Not the bird.)
Me: Let's all take a road trip to California and kissypoo Chester.
Damion: I love Nascar. Seeing Jeff Gordon plow up a wall. Jeff Gordon
whines like a little girl.
Me: Chester! MYNE!
Damion: Why do you like Chester so much?
Me: Cause he's hot! (as if that is a good reason)
(Damion just looks at me)Me: Stop looking at me like that!
Me: Chester, mine!
Damion: Kid rock, mine! Kid rock is the best cd in the world. Chester isn't a good cd.
Me: Chester isn't a cd. Linkin Park is a cd. And Chester is a part of Linkin Park!
Me: Chester Mine!
Damion: Kid rock mine!
The following quote features my squeaky voice which only comes out in some sort of extreme danger to something.
(Damion throws Meteora lyric book)
(Damion throws Meteora)
Me: Nu! You'll break my Meteora!
(Damion throws Hybrid Theory)
Me: Nu! You'll break my Hybrid Theory!
Stink butt (in other words my uncle): Bubbles just went ballistic. (Bubbles was a fish ok?)
Me: Maybe some of those bubbles went up his butt and gave a a ting-gly feeling.
(I'm staring at myself in window and the window makes it look like I have big boobies.
Me: Ahh! Strange mirage!
Tara: Right, Bethani flashed her tatas to you?
Josh: Yeah! Those were the shit!
Me: Then, you definitely haven't seen these. (In other words, I'm saying that my boobs are not the shit.)
Me: (Pretty much right after the fish tank lid was opened) Something smells fishy.
Me: Oh my god. It smells like someone farted in here.
Me: I'm gonna get you so drunk that you kiss my Chester pic.
Skeet (my sis): If I get that drunk, shoot me.
Tara: Who are you talking to?
Me: I dunno. Nobody, the air, the invisible Chester next to me.
Me: Oh my god! (I say that a lot don't I?) My blanket smells like someone farted on it! That and a mixture of Cheetos.
Damion: You don't like getting your bobbies touched? You want Chester to touch your boobies.
Me: That's beside the point! I did not just say that. I did not not just say that. I did NOT just say that!
Aunt Lisa: Bethani, your cat shit on the floor again.
Josh: Ha ha. Your cat has the shits.
Me: No duh. It's cause she saw you.
Johnathan:(on my sis's boobies while playing chicken) No! They're too close! Keep them away! Don't get too close! (wow a guy saying for a chick to keep her bobs away. Then again, his dad raised him to be like that.)
Me: When cat's poop it stinks.
Me: (after falling off a chair): I think I'll have butt problems for the rest of my life now.
Skeeter: Speaking of J...
Me: Josh is a jerkhole.
Damion: Josh is a...a
Aunt Lisa: Josh is a jackass.
Damion: You ate all the cookies!
Me: No I didn't.
Damion: Bethani, I know you. You're lying. (big words for a then 8 year old to say to a then 14 year old)
Me: It's Chester's fault I ate them all. (Oh sure trying to pass the blame onto a famous person. I see how you are. Wait, how I am. OH SNAP!)
ok. Frenchy makes an appearance! heeeere's Frenchy!
LARRY THE GLITTER POOTING EMU FROM THE YEAR 3007 IS COMING FOR U NEXT >:) (on yahoo that's a devil smiley)
um...ok. so that was Frenchy...not me...
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