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Joined 06-03-05, id: 479516, Profile Updated: 10-23-09
Author has written 27 stories for Humor, Song, General, Romance, Love, and Biography.

Hi, I am Femaleodd. I like music (especially certain German bands -cough-TokioHotelandCinemaBizarre-cough-), reading, writing, and being a total nerd. Sometimes, I have moments where I'm a total hypocrite. But I really wouldn't have it any other way.


quotes: ok this goes in bold, italic, underline, normal order. got it? (keep in mind, i was once obsessed with Chester Bennington from Linkin Park)

Dorkus: Japanese people are yellow.

Me: No they're not.

Dorkus: Japanese people are yellow.

Me: If Japanese people are yellow, then what are Russians?

Dorkus: Communists.

Damion: I just went out and a turtle was pooping out eggs in my hand!

Me: A turtle was laying eggs in your hand?

Damion: Yeah.

Me: Was it the lighter colored one?

Damion: Yeah it was the lighter one.

Me: So Chester the molester was laying eggs.

Damion: Yeah! Chester is laying eggs!

(I laugh and walk away)

Tara: You look like a girl!

Me: Oh my god! It's a freaking miracle!

Me: I just sat my fat ass on my aunt's cat and almost killed her!

Me: I was the last person to manhandle Chester! ...the bird I mean.

Me: It's not “reap what you sow” it's “rape who you sue”. So one day I'm going to “sue” Chester. (in the one I'm talking about the Linkin Park Chester. Not the bird.)

Me: Let's all take a road trip to California and kissypoo Chester.

Damion: I love Nascar. Seeing Jeff Gordon plow up a wall. Jeff Gordon

whines like a little girl.

Me: Oookkkk.

Me: Chester! MYNE!

Damion: Why do you like Chester so much?

Me: Cause he's hot! (as if that is a good reason)

(Damion just looks at me)Me: Stop looking at me like that!

Me: Chester, mine!

Damion: Kid rock, mine! Kid rock is the best cd in the world. Chester isn't a good cd.

Me: Chester isn't a cd. Linkin Park is a cd. And Chester is a part of Linkin Park!

Me: Chester Mine!

Damion: Kid rock mine!

The following quote features my squeaky voice which only comes out in some sort of extreme danger to something.

(Damion throws Meteora lyric book)

Me: Nuuu!

(Damion throws Meteora)

Me: Nu! You'll break my Meteora!

(Damion throws Hybrid Theory)

Me: Nu! You'll break my Hybrid Theory!

Stink butt (in other words my uncle): Bubbles just went ballistic. (Bubbles was a fish ok?)

Me: Maybe some of those bubbles went up his butt and gave a a ting-gly feeling.

(I'm staring at myself in window and the window makes it look like I have big boobies.

Me: Ahh! Strange mirage!

Tara: Right, Bethani flashed her tatas to you?

Josh: Yeah! Those were the shit!

Me: Then, you definitely haven't seen these. (In other words, I'm saying that my boobs are not the shit.)

Me: (Pretty much right after the fish tank lid was opened) Something smells fishy.

Me: Oh my god. It smells like someone farted in here.

Me: I'm gonna get you so drunk that you kiss my Chester pic.

Skeet (my sis): If I get that drunk, shoot me.

Tara: Who are you talking to?

Me: I dunno. Nobody, the air, the invisible Chester next to me.

Me: Oh my god! (I say that a lot don't I?) My blanket smells like someone farted on it! That and a mixture of Cheetos.

Damion: You don't like getting your bobbies touched? You want Chester to touch your boobies.

Me: That's beside the point! I did not just say that. I did not not just say that. I did NOT just say that!

Aunt Lisa: Bethani, your cat shit on the floor again.

Josh: Ha ha. Your cat has the shits.

Me: No duh. It's cause she saw you.

Johnathan:(on my sis's boobies while playing chicken) No! They're too close! Keep them away! Don't get too close! (wow a guy saying for a chick to keep her bobs away. Then again, his dad raised him to be like that.)

Me: When cat's poop it stinks.

Me: (after falling off a chair): I think I'll have butt problems for the rest of my life now.

Skeeter: Speaking of J...

Me: Josh is a jerkhole.

Damion: Josh is a...a

Aunt Lisa: Josh is a jackass.

Damion: Yeah!

Me: Yeah!

Damion: You ate all the cookies!

Me: No I didn't.

Damion: Bethani, I know you. You're lying. (big words for a then 8 year old to say to a then 14 year old)

Me: It's Chester's fault I ate them all. (Oh sure trying to pass the blame onto a famous person. I see how you are. Wait, how I am. OH SNAP!)


ok. Frenchy makes an appearance! heeeere's Frenchy!

LARRY THE GLITTER POOTING EMU FROM THE YEAR 3007 IS COMING FOR U NEXT >:) (on yahoo that's a devil smiley)

um...ok. so that was Frenchy...not me...


blog_dawg2: rubber bands u can use anywhere
Bethani Christie: ...no comment...


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Romeo by LeKat reviews
Jules prefers the cyber world to the real one, until she meets someone who could flip her perspective upside down.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 142,511 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Changes by SandersonSisters reviews
Kaitlin knows that the girl code has a lot of rules. Question. What do the rules say about dating your step-brother? Meanwhile, Natalia is learning how to trust again-though its hard trusting the one that hurt her in the first place.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
Covet by BKGal-24 reviews
He should not have been there, but he was. He should have looked away, but he did not. He should not have had her...but he did. A re-telling of King David and Bathsheba. Retired now and available as an ebook.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,405 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Complete
Detention by Kai-chan689 reviews
A new school year and a new and unexpected romance. How will Mira deal with the new teacher when he seems so devoted to annoying her on a daily basis? Student/Teacher
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 90 - Words: 240,002 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 8/6/2009
The Story You Shouldn't Know by Bingo reviews
/Perfection does not make allowances. Perfection doesn't weaken. And Anna would./ Anna's life is pleasant enough, until she meets Josh. He's charming, smart, and knows everything about everyone. Unfortunately, he's also very, very evil.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 187,518 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
The Way Things Were by SandersonSisters reviews
Evan Thompson. Woman hater, egotistical, complete jerk. And my best friends older brother. Oh, and my old best friend. And i have to live with him. Oh, how fun. Not. Sequel to CHANGES
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 11/1/2008
Samantha by Mystified reviews
Samantha is a normal college student, until her apartment falls victim to a bomb, and she's kidnapped by a very mysterious, very handsome stranger, whose intentions aren't all that clear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 97,227 - Reviews: 3201 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Complete
Foxified by Carbon Slash reviews
She has a normal pet just like everyone else. Yeah right, normal. Firstly, it is a fox. Secondly, it can turn into a human at will. What the hell? And aren’t foxes supposed to be cunning?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 4/21/2005
The Contract by Bleeding Air reviews
REMOVED Katlyn, teased and made fun of all her life, meets a strange boy in a cafe. He offers her five wishes in return for herself, but as her wishes progress, they aren't what she expected. Now the boy owns her and worse yet; how will she get out of it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 9,225 - Reviews: 1789 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Complete
It's not all Mary Poppins by Toasted Crumpet reviews
SLASH. Being a male nanny had its occupational hazards. Such as show and tell, teddy bear tea parties and getting shoved up against the wall by the boss and kissed within an inch of your life. Leland is pretty sure that wasn't in the job description.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,509 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009
I’ll Always Be Waiting For You by Ginnyloveslife reviews
Many times, love is like that butterfly that is always out of your reach. She was like that, a happy butterfly. Unattainable. But he, well, he knew that he would always wait for her. Come what may. Forever. Even if an eternity passed by. Always.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Complete
The Recycling Bin by Aurora Corona reviews
This is where I keep tabs on past works - all romance - which I have abandoned. Includes- From Clueless Girls to Arrogant Assholes, What Happens When You Make a Contract With a Demon, Starcrossed Lovers, and a few other nasty poems.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,313 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008
Bathroom Breaks Aren't Supposed To Be This Sexual! by Alexis.L.Covington reviews
His green orbs bore into mine as he grabbed me, slamming me back against the wall with more force than last time. His breath was ragged as he ran a hand down the length of my face, ending just below the band of my shorts.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Complete
I Am Not Gay! by tiger-lily9240 reviews
I am not gay!" I spat through gritted teeth. "Prove it" I swear I did not think my night would end up with me proving to Scott Curtis that I was not gay! REDONE. So Hopefully Ít's A Little Better This Time.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Gorgeous Rockstar Boyfriend by TwoClovedHooves reviews
In the sequel to "Oh, Damn," Jane Elton's finally getting some quality time with her gorgeous rockstar boyfriend, tagging along as Ganguro goes on creative retreat for the summer. But is a normal relationship really in the cards for them? Let's find out!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008
Some Stay the Same by SandersonSisters reviews
This story has now been combined with Changes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Complete
Make Sure He's Housebroken by MightyDucks07 reviews
You know those stories about girls who end up living in a house full of boys? Well, Liam Gregory's just gonna find out how bad it is the other way around, especially when he's rooming with the resident crazy-beautiful Hayden Sanders. -R&R!-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,168 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008
Why Do I Love You? by Yaoi-Lover-18 reviews
Part 1: Cody likes Eric. Eric likes Cody. But Cody is afraid of what'll happen if the other people at school find out. R&R, Plz.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,273 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Complete
Effulgence by Heavily Horizontal reviews
Take me instead. were the words that started it all. Giving up her life to the Soul Reaper inexchange for Aaron to live, she was wiling to die and to be Forgotten. However, the spikey whitehaired Soul Reaper did not claim her life, but instead...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,396 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 1/6/2006
I Realized by i em sew gawf reviews
I realized. After I walked in on my brother. That he was gay… with my best friend. MM. UPDATED & FINISHED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,446 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
Bless Me Father by ILGMA reviews
Yeah, perfectly normal', Drake thought, attempting to ignore the aching bulge in his pants. 'If said peer was a girl...' Two Catholic school boys, one distraught and the other confused. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,648 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 4/14/2002
Catch Me When I Fall by cynically amused reviews
I swear I'm not a peeping tom, I just happened to lock myself out of my apartment! I was only trying to get my neighbor's attention, how was I suppose to know he would only be wearing a towel? CHAPTER 7
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,804 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 5/26/2006
Of Odd Names & Obvious Puns by Talking In Typos reviews
Rejected by her father, her school in England and her peers, Author is a self confessed misfit. However, following a transfer to a new school in Scotland, she realises that salvation might just be in the form of three exceptionally stange guys..
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,706 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 11/16/2006
Our Room by Speak For the Noise reviews
Belle and Dean hate each other with a passion, but a new project forces the two to work together, side by side, in one room, with no supervision. Spending more and more time together, Belle and Dean find it harder to resist the temptation of one another.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 84,567 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Complete
Sick Cycle Carousel by Lientje46 reviews
This is a story about 16year old Maria who isn’t like your average teenager. What does a car crash, scars, her dad, her exboyfriend, her crazy brother, and his goodlooking best friend have to do with this? Read to find out… [Rated M because of chap. 21]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,860 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Complete
Someone Better Catch Me by Sesheta reviews
Aidan was cold and eccentric, not what I'd imagined for my husband, but when your parents choose your husband for you, you don't get much choice. The only thing getting in the way of our cold and formal arranged marriage is the last thing i expected: love
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,033 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007
Music to my Ears by Sy Itha reviews
Violet meets the new girl at the music school she attends. Will they get along in harmony? Or is there dischord? Femslash, yuri, shojo ai ect.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,803 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Complete
Twist, Snap, i LoVe YoU by silver thorns reviews
Well? Am I strong enough yet? ...........read at yer own risk, and don't forget to review! rated M to be safe, but i'm 15 and i wrote the darn thing.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Complete
Vera by entanglednthorns reviews
A series of vignettes. Girl meets girl, how many worlds will it take until they're together? Femalefemale
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 3/8/2007
The Smallest Elephant by NewAgeRembrandt reviews
Keegan's a real kook, at least he thinks so, and his world gets turned upside down when he meets a certain greenhaired someone and gets assigned what should've been an everyday English assignment... slashityslash COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,214 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Complete
Never by strickenheart reviews
oneshot story about how love can never simple and how two people can be together.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Dear Marcus by Sparrow's Girl reviews
a letter to my step cousin, which i will never find the courage to send.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Brotherly love by untitled furniture reviews
Dear Dr. Phil, how do you get over a guy who would never want you? Wait, scratch that. How do you get over a guy who's your step brother? No answers? You're useless. Where’s Oprah when you need her? Completed
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,016 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 9/3/2005
Coincidental by XInSaNeXBlOoDyXPrInCeSs reviews
During a violent thunderstorm, Brooke finds that her husband from the future has been transported to her world accidentally. She is shocked, but she is even more shocked when she finds out that he is also her...brother!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,368 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
This Fic Will Change Your Life by Jagurandi reviews
This fic is not for the weak of heart! Watch as one authoress makes an amusing ass out of herself while following the insructions of a fine piece of literature. BACK FROM THE DEAD!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,416 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 1/21/2004
Ares by diebyownhands reviews
FIrst try at Fantasy and slash. Ares is a great worrior and King of Spierta,he struggles to bring peace to the land while falling in love with his tutor and army General
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,170 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006
What I Want in a Guy by SLigHtLy FrEaKisH reviews
I had it all figured out! Tall, Dark and Dangerous. That was my type of guy. But then the exact opposite came into my life. Now I'm confused. It's Tall, Dark and Dangerous VS Gorgeous, Blonde and Sweet. What's worse is...they're brothers.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,761 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 10/11/2006 - Published: 4/18/2004
The Parker Chronicles: Jake's Story by theysayitscrazy reviews
Sequel to Melissa's Story. (Chapter 4 up FINALLY) After being dumped for the first time, Jake falls into a whirlwind of partying and sleeping around. His friends don't understand and his sister thinks he's losing it. What's Jake to do?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,847 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 2/24/2006
For a Friend by Pretty Peaceful reviews
My best friend... Maybe i want something more.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/24/2006
Untouchable by Shimmy22 reviews
Penny's promotion seemed to be a dream come true- until she found out she was workin for a sadistic who seemed to thinks she was his slave rather than equal. As war rages between the two Penny realises her boss is dangerously good looking. Damn.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,027 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 7/8/2006
Unintended by gbheart reviews
After a Drunken mistake Alexandria ends up pregnant but at first the father is uninterested. They keep arguing but will it develop into something more? final chapter is up!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,368 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006
The Sexiroth Chronicles by i em sew gawf reviews
[A 2ND CHAPTER! I can't believe it's not butter] My friend wanted me to write her on-the-spot slash. So here it is. My retaliation to her demands. WARNING: Rated M for sexual content, partial nudity, and complete plotlessness. MxM, Male x Male, Slash.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 11/20/2005
Katy's birthday present Too lazy to make a title by Rachizzle reviews
Blah blah blah. Just read the fucking story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/28/2006
Learning How to Please by BlueFairy61 reviews
Princess marries prince but has to take lessons from a member of his kingdom on how to be a dutiful wife to her husband
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 4/6/2006
Living for more than reasons by diebyownhands reviews
First time they met it was just too soon, second time fate brought her around she was with his best friend, will they get a third try? (originally posted as Gina)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,780 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 5/3/2006
Made For You by cynically amused reviews
My friend begged me to take the quiz about crushes, it was “perfect for me,” what I think she meant was it was made for me. Seriously, how many quizzes know a person’s true feelings? [ONESHOT]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Complete
Why Always Me?: Rye's View by Master-Horus reviews
From TheFemaleOdd's story Why Always Me?, with her permission, i bring you Rye's side of the story, and how he feels about it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 3/26/2006
The Contract II by Bleeding Air reviews
STORY REMOVED. Katlyn's finally free. . . but freedom comes with a price, and along with that, how long will it last? sequel to The Contract
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 2328 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Complete
Freaks to you: Adam's Story by diebyownhands reviews
Dieing to hear Adams side of the story? Do you want to know if he really knew nothing about the video? And why he left her alone at the park? well read on!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/29/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006
Hazel Green by twirling flags reviews
[one-shot] He loved her eyes, and she would never know. And if he had tried to apologize, he might have been the one to hold her forever.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/3/2006
Maybe by Nethien reviews
Maybe you'll say you still want me
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/3/2006
Only You by snowflaikesarefalling25 reviews
Andrew + Anthony= Love forever...when a rainstorm brings Andrew to Anthony's door, Andrew figures himself out. He and Anthony endure many hardships together as best friends and soulmates...hopefully.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006
Awkward Silence by Momiji-Sohma reviews
The new kid in China town (Aidan) if fast friends with the boy on the baseball team (Rising Sun), but what if Aidan wants more than a friendship? (WARNING: SLASH)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,397 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006
YoYo Poem by Rachizzle reviews
I am such an idiot. This is the stupidest poem EVER.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/4/2006
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Stereo Love 21911 reviews
a sequel to 21811, but you don't need the first to understand. Written last night, posted today. More random drabble.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Complete
21811 reviews
a bit of a letter/drabble. To someone who will never see it, especially if I have anything to say about it.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Complete
Duality
Two years ago, Warren broke Dabria's heart. Now she's back in his life and not exactly by his choice.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Published: 1/23/2011
Dear Mother reviews
A letter to my mom spelling some things out that she should hear, but probably never will...
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
Angel in Disguise reviews
So an angel appears behind me early one morning, looking like a member of my favorite band and says that he'll grant me 3 wishes. Okay, so if he's an angel, why can't he help me find love? And is it possible for an angel to be a sadist?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,839 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009
4quel of crazyness: Invasion of Germany!
Number 4 of the neverending crazyness series. The gang from the street corner go to Germany and spread the insanity.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Complete
Answers reviews
Ah...unrequited love with a hint of love triangle.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2009
I Believe reviews
A poem inspired by an argument with my ex boyfriend. The poem is about how I won't give up just because he wants me to.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Complete
This Girl reviews
About an unrequited love...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
Insecurity reviews
a poem on love and my insecurity
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Complete
On the Other Side reviews
Sasha is evil, but he loves a girl on the side of good. Will he get what his heart wants, or will he have to give up on it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Complete
I wish I was older reviews
I never thought that I would get into a situation like this. I mean, i'm a good girl. So can someone please tell me why i'm in love with a guy who's impossibly older than me?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 10/24/2008
All Alone reviews
my reaction to rejection. read review i don't care
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Complete
What happens next? reviews
my newest poem about my latest crush
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
Prove me wrong reviews
a poem i wrote about my crush and how he always proves me wrong
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete
The Threequel of Crazyness: Crack School Musical
More fun starting on a street corner! What insanity happens after a cute guy walks by and they all go to the mall and run into the jonas brothers?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Complete
Seventeen Forever reviews
inspired my the metro station song of the same title. story about a boy and girl who like each other but cannot be. rating just for the heck of it. possible sequel tell me if you want a sequel
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
Time reviews
The variations in time are just too great...with you it's one way, with out you another...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete
Cliche or no? reviews
[oneshot] A rant in the form of a story on hom my life is so cliche. slight shojo ai at the end. rated for some reason that i don't know
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Seem out of sight reviews
another song inspired by my crush who i am now going out with. don't care if you read
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/18/2007
The Sequel of Crazyness
sequel to the craziest story you'll ever read. Femaleodd is back wit a brand new attack, who can do it like, that? Femaleodd says that Lexi and H need to get married and insanity ensues. slight shojoai
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Complete
All Gone Wrong reviews
another song i wrote about my crush. i still don't care if you read it...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Complete
On and On reviews
a song i wrote while thinking about my crush. i don't care if you read it or not
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Complete
The Christmas Dance reviews
Segment of my story Calling. Drie and Xiphias go to a Christmas dance together as friends. Or do they? Asks the question, Can Christmas dances change anything?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Complete
For Uke reviews
i poem i wrote while thinking about a probelm i have right now. mainly directed at a guy i call Uke
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
underneath it all reviews
a song i wrote while looking for a story i wrote. it's not one of my better songs.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
The craziest thing that you'll ever read reviews
this is the craziest thing you have ever read. and if you're a skater or a gaybi person and you easily take offence don't read this story. but if you don't heed my warning don't flame me. [oneshot]
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Complete
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