Kip-Kipper
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Joined 06-06-05, id: 479990
Author has written 28 stories for Play, and Life.

Well, well, well. Since I've uploaded so much stuff on this site, I guess I should take time out of my pathetic little life to actually make a profile. *sighs* So here we go:

Eh, I lost interest.

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Reue by IchigoTheStray reviews
Sprang ich? Sagen Sie mir.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - German - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2005
Ein Kleines Schauspiel by IchigoTheStray reviews
Zwei Leute sprechen.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - German - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2005
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Checking In reviews
Comedy sketch. Checking in to a hotel. Never as simple as it should be.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Complete
Cooking with Attitude reviews
Comedy sketch. It's Cooking with Attitude! Find great new recipes and learn all sorts of cooking secrets! Think Rachel Ray, but completely silly.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Complete
Bites of Beef reviews
Just a trip to the local fast-food joint. Don't laugh too hard! I'm pretty sure this is going to happen eventually. Oh, wait! It already has!
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Complete
Ode to Toes reviews
An quick dip into the world of your toes.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
PFB Finals reviews
Written more as a script than a play, but could go either way. The Professional Feline Bathers Association is having their annual Championship Finals. Who will win?
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/16/2006
The Wonders of Spoon reviews
Yet another short comedy sketch. The Spoon really is intriguing...
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/5/2006
Monologue on Nothing reviews
Pretty much what the title says. It's a monologue about Nothing. Meant be read/said quickly, and to be confusing but understandable in some strange way. I'd appreciate an R&R since I haven't written a monologue before.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/1/2006
Pet Philosophy reviews
Short comedy sketch. A dog and a cat ponder one of the more important things in life.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/1/2006
Star Sashay: The Next Batch reviews
Comedy sketch spoof of Star Trek: The Next Generation. Third "episode" has been posted. Needs to be read from the beginning.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 2/1/2006
Buying a Cake reviews
Short comedy sketch. A woman walks into a pastry shop and...
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Complete
Movie Night reviews
A guy wants to see a movie. Two-person comedy sketch that could easily be adapted to the stage.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/24/2006
Cumulus reviews
Simple comedy sketch. Two friends are watching the clouds float by...
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
Your Dumb Ideas reviews
Quick and pointless sketch (as are most of my writings). Another game show spoof.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/1/2006
Customer Service reviews
One of my easiest-to-perform sketches. Ever been given the run-around at the customer service desk? Yeah, me too.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/1/2006
Bail Me Out reviews
Yet another comedy sketch. Gameshow spoof.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Complete
Send in the Killer Clowns reviews
The full title is "Send in the Killer Clowns" and Other Children's Stories. Here's to scaring children into submission!
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/2/2005
The Doctor's In reviews
A doctor, a patient, a diagnosis, and a decision.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/15/2005
Fired reviews
Sometimes your day just goes from bad to worse.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7/30/2005
Moving Mr Wright reviews
Ever seen/heard Abbott and Costello's "Who's On First" routine? Well, here's my stab at the absurd. The brain functions wildly at 1AM.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2005
Trial and Error reviews
This addresses something I've always wondered about: just who figured out that this tastes good but that one will kill you? I'm sure there's a moral to this sketch somewhere. Enjoy!
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2005
Drink's On Me reviews
A man walks into a bar and-you'll see. Rated T for alcoholic references, and minor sexual references.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7/15/2005
What Would Fish Do? reviews
A brief glimpse into the minds of fish. Keywords: brief, minds, and fish.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Complete
Mark reviews
A sketch written in the form of a screenplay. A salute to those oh so bizarre daytime talkshows.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Complete
Gator Baiter reviews
No disrespect intented, but this is an obvious parody of Crocodile Hunter. I love the guy, but he's so easy to parody! Mild language and one scene of mild violence.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6/18/2005
Of Violent Mice and Men reviews
Comedy Sketch. Rated PG13 for some rodent-related violence (nothing graphic, just a description of it's death).
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6/9/2005
Insult Class reviews
Yet another comedy sketch. This one has an M rating for some language towards the end. No f-bombs, but I wanted to play it safe with the ratings. Also, I personally feel the ending is a bit weak, but I was getting tired. Perhaps I'll fix it at some point.
Fiction: Play - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6/9/2005
Critter Cafe reviews
Comedy Sketch. Probably not anything like what you are expecting...
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Complete
Teacup reviews
Comedy Sketch-my 1st one, written more along the lines of a screenplay
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/9/2005