Niki Lemonade
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Joined 06-06-05, id: 480066, Profile Updated: 06-22-09
Author has written 22 stories for Young Adult, Fantasy, Life, School, Love, Romance, Kids, and Family.

Special RANT of DOOM 6/22/09

I'm still working on things, slowly. I have a horrible work ethic. I'll get some things done tonight, update tomorrow hopefully.

My Fake Heart! the webcomic! http://myfakeheart.thewebcomic.com Updated Tuesdays and Fridays! Now there's a livejournal! http://myfakeheart.livejournal.com

In-Progress Story Profiles!

She has Fallen

Status: Near Dead, not quite, being Revamped

Fantasy. Story of a girl who is told she holds a source of devastating demonic power within her soul. If the Demon the power comes from gets ahold of her, the Demon will regain all its lost power and destroy everything. The Demon, in an attempt to lure the girl to its vicinity, kidnapped the first person the girl ever met who treated her like an equal. Now the girl is traveling with four friends to try and rescue the boy and destroy the Demon.

My Fake Heart; Cataclysmic!

Status: Complete (finally)

Young Adult. Natalie was devastated when her first love Janis broke up with her, and accidently tells someone that she's dating her straight friend Amanda, which isn't true. So to help Natalie out, Amanda agrees to pretend to date her and make Janis jealous so she'll want to go back out with Natalie. On a dare, Amanda's ex Zach-golden boy of the school-kisses her brother Leonard. Discovering he actually liked the kiss, Zach sets out on a conquest to make Leonard fall for him. What happens when Zach thinks that this is far from his usual conquests and he just might actually like another guy?

My Fake Heart; Disastrous!

Status: Planning stage, sequal to MFH;C!

Young Adult. A couple of chapters up, I'm still working on it!

From One Closet and Out the Other

Status: Currently updating (infrequent and unpredictable at best.)

Romance/fantasy. What began as a practice in smut has turned into a return to one of my favorite worlds. Slash and Femmeslash (kinda, it's about as close to straight as I've come in a while.)

Standard Profile...BEGIN!

Name: Niki Lemonade.

Age: Old enough to vote, not old enough to drink (dammit)

Life's Ambition: Create and share fantastic stories, whether through fiction or my manga. That's all I want! Now, needs however...

Views on Sexuality: (so long as it's consentual) Whatever floats your boat!

Grammar Nazi: For the win

Most Prized Possession: My shiny disco-ball-like hat.

Favorite Word: DOOM!

Pet: the best lil doggeh in teh world; Sam. Oh, and a gay demon guard-dog cat. Two lesbian ferrets named Jupiter and Joplin.

ELLA TERMINE YA!

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Those Who Walk in Moonlight by Juniper Nights reviews
My life changed when I woke up beside a gorgeous guy that I've never seen before. At first I thought he had tricked me into bed, but then he started accusing me of drugging HIM. Pftt, he could only be so lucky.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,159 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 10/16/2005
From Where We Stand by PyroWriter reviews
Czar Catherine I once said “You write on paper, but I have to write on human skin, which is far more ticklish.” In short, she meant: It’s so much easier to decide to be straight than it is to keep your eyes from wandering in the locker room.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 91,199 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 2/18/2006
This Is Life by WyrdWolf reviews
Real-life quotes taken from people in my school. Could get racy, so you've been forewarned. Enjoy! R&R if you want, I like comments :)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,543 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 12/19/2005
Saturday Morning Cartoons by Dr. Pepper 14 reviews
[Slash] We're just two horny teenaged boys. We don't know what the hell we're doing. But that's okay, it's more fun this way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,590 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 10/14/2005
Gotcha! by Lost Again reviews
[MM] My sister drunkenly applies for a practical joke show named “Gotcha!” I agree solely to cause my father pain. I meet “Luci” who is very attractive, and either thinks the same about me or is just doing his job. And of course nothing goes as planned.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/22/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007
Graffiti by multiples of six reviews
It's hard being gay in high school. [one shot, femmeslash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Complete
Akela by Archipelago reviews
Trapped in a world of frightening dreams, nightmarish machinations, and unholy, otherworldly alliances Jon, Noel, and Akela must struggle to return their lives to normal. RR please and I'll return the favor.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,824 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006
skye by kristalyn reviews
When his exgirlfriend refuses to accept defeat, Jason finds an unlikely ally in the form of Skye, a strange, confusing new student who never fails to leave Jason feeling...strange. SLASH!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,902 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
Ziana's Story in progress by demonicfatality reviews
Years of abuse from her father have finally sent Ziana to seal her fate by taking up her grandfathers sword... a sword who owns its wielder as much as the wielder owns it
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,232 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 11/15/2005
Far From Beautiful by Natasha5 reviews
[ Slash ] [ He isn't beautiful, not even like this. ] [ OneShot ] Richard Evans is a 'perfect' boy, in every way but one. His imperfection? Donnie Avis.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Complete
Just One of Those Queers in the Next Row by Vitani Le reviews
Every time, he'll always pull some stupid stunt, something where flesh gets exposed, and I end up having to cover my crotch with a fry pan or something equally as stupid to conceal my sexuality from him. [TEN IS BETTER THAN NINE]
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,922 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 6/17/2005
The Desert of Time by Phoenix-ofthe-Goldenrose reviews
A girl without a name, without an age, without a place stumbles—near death—into a desert one day and is saved by a hermit. Treachery is afoot-the Royals have just executed all of the Riders. Everything she has ever known is about to change...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,024 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 6/29/2005
Revenge by The Rebel Rose reviews
Another exboyfriend derived thing. I was hurt really bad and this was the only way I could get it out. Don't worry, I'm over it now.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Complete
Autumn by The Rebel Rose reviews
Ok, so I was happy for one all too short day. So what?
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Complete
Brooke: the real truth about me by roxylovlywriter reviews
Brooke is a girl with secret problems that no one knows ...can you handle her truth? this is not one off those "my life sucks" stories! there are very HUGE twists in the plot!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 6/21/2006 - Published: 5/24/2006
we never knew by Aguadiosa reviews
(ripped) at the seams
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2006
From One Train Wreck of a Boy to Another by Aldo reviews
He wishes he wouldn't trust -him- so much. -He's just one more person who could make his life harder, after all. T for language.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/6/2006
Poetry Girl by Louellena reviews
I had a dream once about this girl and she told me she was the girl I wrote about in my poems... I have no idea what happened to the 4th chapter.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 10/19/2004
the title cannot fit here by Aldo reviews
The title is Portia’s Best Attempt at Condolences Sounds Like a Pre-Recorded Message-r&r please.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2006
No Loner Is Ever Alone by Sadistic-Cathi reviews
I wish he knew I was there ALL the time.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2006
Bowlan Street by Lainiee reviews
They were family, this ragtag group of kids. But as time went on, they grew up. And in the midst, they carved out their roles and played the highschool game; the bad boys, the ice queen, the slut, The golden girl, the forgotten.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,110 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006
Agony, Confusion, Despair by The Rebel Rose reviews
An emo filled poem about an AHOLE that screwed me over while my family was doing the same. My first poem please be gentle.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Complete
Gray Hair, Purple Eyes by Archipelago reviews
[SLASH] Two boys fall in love one windy day and learn that there are very few people who know the true meaning of love. Read and Review Please.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,256 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005
A Soul Can Cry by Teufel66 reviews
Loosely based on Ancient Chinese theory of the after life, yet strongly focused on the visions of my own.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2006
armchair patriots by Maggie Marvel reviews
A dream or a way of life?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2005
The Silence of Silver Rain by la fleur ephemeral reviews
Sephorah Amdali's world is not controlled by the hands of Fate but by the voice of the Forsingers, people with the gift of weaving and creating destinies through the magic of song. the problem is, Forsinging is dangerous, very daangerous indeed.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2005
The Girl With Clementine Eyes by Maggie Marvel reviews
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/26/2005
S is for Sadist by Wingless Cherub reviews
A very, very twisted poem. Very. About a friend who commited suicide earlier this year.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/18/2005
Random Roses, Deadly Poses by Emily Boardman reviews
This only really makes sense if you are me, or can relate to the exact feeling being expressed. sorry.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/18/2005
Everyone's Hero Written in Blood by Shadowz the Silver Wolf reviews
They say that everyone should have a hero, but what about those that already are the hero? What do we do? Who should we look up to? How should we act? (feel free to email me if you want to submit something)
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 9/2/2005
Three Questions by inspiredisia reviews
Okay, have you ever tried to prove a point to somebody? Ana did, and she was succesful at it. Can you learn it too? Not suitable for people that fear blood. Oneshot. Please review
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Complete
Ordinary Day by Sadistic-Cathi reviews
This is about a girl who thinks she isnt cared about...songfic
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/4/2005
The Rain by Disastrous Soul reviews
a night out in the rain
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2005
Petals by Disastrous Soul reviews
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2005
True by Disastrous Soul reviews
This is my first story, its short: its about a girl whos in a tragic situation
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2005
H o p e by Stories-have-souls reviews
The only way to end the world's suffering for good is to teach the ignorant.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/26/2005
glass window by blacksunrise reviews
watching as the people go by ...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/12/2005
The Angels That We Love by Shadowz the Silver Wolf reviews
Dedicated to Nelly, one of my best friends who died of cancer.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/27/2005
Black Roses by Shadowz the Silver Wolf reviews
A death of a highly respected king. An assassin who never commited the murder and her mark - a single black rose - found at the scene of the crime. What does it all mean? (PG for language content later on)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,476 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 4/27/2005 - Published: 12/19/2004
The Era of the Legless, Earless, Jawless Cat Thing by APersonAndAHalf reviews
Written by two coffee-induced writers with nothing better to do. Very amusing, in our opinion. Definitely a must-read for anyone who is entertained by the idea of a cat with several limbs missing.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/23/2005
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My Fake Heart Disastrous! reviews
Zach's being jealous, so is Janis, Natalie wants some answers and Mary's still slightly insane. Also, Amanda appears to have a martyr complex. Slash, femmeslash, and anything else I feel like throwing in. Updated whenever I can.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,085 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/13/2008
From One Closet and Out the Other reviews
Phillip and Johnny. Elizabeth and Terhi. Four people, two different worlds. And the feelings that bloom between them. Well, more like explode between them. Eventually a fantasy. A runoff from MFH, includes gaiety that means slash, pansies
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Complete
Moonlight Woman reviews
Oneshot. A nightly visitor helps Jennie get over her insecurities and look harder for love. Implied femmeslash, not smut.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Complete
My Fake Heart Cataclysmic! reviews
OMG Epilogue! Life's so rough for poor Amanda. Her best friend Natalie suckers her into pretending to date her in a scheme to win her back her ex, Janis. Amanda's ex Zach won't stop pestering her...that is until he kisses her brother Leonard on a dare.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,351 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Complete
She has Fallen reviews
New Ch. 2! Jennifer is schizophrenic. Trevor says he can get rid of the voice. But it will require all her strength, trust, and love before the voice, a demon from another world, can be cast from her mind, and from the world the demon threatens to destroy
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 6/30/2005
Irrevocably reviews
A poem about the idiocy of my heart's choices in crushes, and how I percieve that person's actions toward me.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Complete
Between LoserWJello and PainlessSuffering reviews
FINITO!When you're young, the person you want to be yours and who should be yours more often than not are two entirely different people. WARNING FOR PANSIES: strong language, suggestive sitches
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,389 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Complete
You WILL ask: Is she on Crack? reviews
Title to change soon. My actual dreams. Creep my friends out, and they're all sane by society's standards. If you have one you'd like put in here, email me and let me know. I'm thinking of incorporating more crackpot dreams. No fake ones, only real ones.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 7/24/2005
the Cacophony and the Euphony reviews
I can't say yes, because she would scream no. And I can't kiss you either, because she might kill herself with her overwhelming selfdoubt
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
Make a Mark reviews
Written to be spoken, but you won't hear the words unless you accept them first
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Complete
Here's to You, Dad reviews
A poem dedicated to my father. Suck on this old man.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Complete
smiling Sweetly reviews
Thought it up in like two minutes in class. About a person who lies about hisher depression. Enjoy!
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Complete
It's Christmas! reviews
One night I saw Santa! (written by the little sister of Kitten Lemonade)
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/28/2005
Poor Man's Holiday reviews
Nobody knew where she came from. No one knew her name. But they called her Mother Teresa, for kindness was her game. (ok, so i suck at rhyming T-T)
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2005
my Flame, my Lost Cause reviews
about how a girl feels about a boyfriend who doesn't treat her the way she should be. Read n Review, and I'll do the same for you, my friend
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Complete
my Blade reviews
notaboutcuttingMyheartmustdieForthislifetogoonAndyet,my heart,myheartliesagainDontbelieve,dontbelieveanythingyouhear,itsalie,alie,alive...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Complete
cry for Attention reviews
A poem about the thoughts I had during a fit of depression and loneliness.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Complete
breathless reviews
sappy sapsap McSappypants poem it's emotastic
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Complete
self reviews
a rant when I got dissed by some teacher
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Complete
untitled reviews
All I wanted was a onenight stand. What I got was hell. one shot
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Complete
tragic Girl reviews
The tragedy of a girl who has everything.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
Tiffany Anderson Sweetness reviews
The tale of a young freshman who realizes who shetruly cares for and who really cares for her. Perhaps a one shot, but I will lengthen it if I am asked to.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Complete