WinterDeity
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Joined 06-07-05, id: 480182, Profile Updated: 06-02-10
Author has written 78 stories for Mystery, General, Essay, Humor, Sci-Fi, General, Nature, Humor, Friendship, Life, Family, Young Adult, Love, School, and Play.

June 2, 2010: Any updates for this account will be sporadic at best. Sorry guys!


My pattern of thought is erratic, but my train of thought is de-railed.
Help! I'm stuck in a well and Lassie's mad at me!
There's a term for children with imaginary friends. They're midget schizophrenics.
I'm out of it today...this morning I was trying to lock the front door with the car keys.

It's amazing how simply stringing words together can bring forth such emotion in people.

Everything's been done before...we're just repeating things with different attitudes and in different, more fashionable clothes.

Oo, wow, that was awkward. It's a good thing I was wearing clothes.
Those are the sorts of things that are slowly turning me into a misanthrope.
You know what's pretty kick ass? Me punching you in the face.
That's the sign of a true emo--the rain clouds don't follow him, he follows the rain clouds.

I like conforming when I have an interest in the latest fad.
Come back here! I need to have your babies! (meant for O.O.L.-y man (pronounced as in pool) (O.O.L.=orgasm on legs))

Don't ask me where my stories are going because I won't know 'til they get there.

I've been writing ever since I can't remember.

Yeah, you'd tap that. You'd tap that repeatedly...like a drum solo.
People are more fun when intoxicated.

The world can never be a better place with less people. Society needs people in order to thrive, all kinds of people, good, bad, ugly, beautiful. Don't ever think the world would be a better place without you in it.


i will never read anything where numb3rs ar3 l3tt3rs or vwls r mssng. i'm sorry, but i'd end up attacking my laptop after the first sentence and then i wouldn't be able to post any more of my oh-so wonderful crap. it would be a shame...really.


and remember kids, even irrelevant reviews make me feel loved!


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Society And Me reviews
i've personified society and am now having conversations with it...who knows? i might decide to add more personified things into our luverly conversations.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 4/26/2007
I Suck At Titles reviews
really...i have no idea xP it's what happens when your World Civ professor doesn't really know what she's talking about, so you pretty much tune her out.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/19/2008
Hi! My Name Is
Don't bother with introductions; I'd forget your name by the end of the hour anyway."
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete
Caged In reviews
I'm sorry you're stuck in that body.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete
Beautiful Normality reviews
something we see just about everyday can be beautiful too.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete
Useless Questions reviews
about when people ask you those stupid questions like "Are you okay?" when you're bleeding from the ears and such...yeah...might add more to this later, hence the 'In-Progress' status
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008
Complete Strangers reviews
8 minute vignette i wrote for a contest thing...there couldn't be more than three characters. 'tis pretty humorous, i think. then again, i usually have a somewhat vulgar sense of humor.
Fiction: Play - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Present Participles reviews
rawr? i'm not very good at summaries... "viscous fear; pooling in your heart, clogging your arteries ... "
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
How Long Has It Been?
wrote this when i was 11 or 12, you know, back when rhyming was what made it a poem. so yeah, i think it's alright, but there are so many things that could be better about it. i'm just too lazy to fix it. reviews and suggestions are still welcome though!
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
Eventually reviews
as a poem, i think this is kinda sucky, but i have to say that i love the ending
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Satirical Cliches reviews
this is an assignment i had for one of my classes. i had to write a one act inspired by the story of Pyramus and Thisbe it had to keep the same basic plot as P.A.T., but i could change whatever else i wanted...so i did
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
Lunacy reviews
Is there a sound to silence dying?"
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Disappearing Act reviews
You're not supposed to be here one minute and gone the next"
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Wishful Thinking reviews
Will you remember me? somehow loosely inspired by a House episode i just watched
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
The Unemployed Detective reviews
lots of death... some humor (i think) and a little bit of romance. I need help with the title also, if you have any suggestions...please tell me!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,891 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 6/13/2005
Marquis De Sade reviews
."...was a French aristocrat, french revolutionary and writer of philosophy-laden and often violent pornography...The term "sadism" is derived from his name." wikipedia
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
What To Do reviews
this looked so much more kick ass when i could mess with the fonts in Word, but eh, whatever. i think it still looks pretty neat. you decide
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
Denouement
err...it's a pantoum...about love, or lack thereof...umm...enjoy? ;
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
Ode de High School Hallways reviews
random crap is fun to hear in hallways full of teenagers.
Poetry: School - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Random musings from an orange kangaroo reviews
see title
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,666 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 2/1/2006
call it what you'd like
thing for my creative writing 2 class...we're writing a novella and this is my first idea...it' only a first draft, so it's not all that great just yet...enjoy! oh, and i don't really have a title for it yet as you can tell
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Published: 5/4/2007
Hidden reviews
if you're curious, just read it...it's not very long
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Complete
That's It
i was pissed at myself...TADA!
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
Just How Strange Are Strangers? reviews
George encounters someone he's never met before, but this person seems to know him quite well...
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 2/14/2006
Just Ask Me reviews
literally, just ask me...
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006
Replaceable
no summary
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Published: 11/21/2006
Untitledness: A Collection of Poetry reviews
a bunch of my poems...all untitled of course
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 4/28/2006
Pointless Exchanges reviews
Why bother?
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2006
Absent reviews
where's my future stand...if i have one at all
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Complete
Ever Changing Standards reviews
about society and how screwed up it's become...the a/n explains it more clearly
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/19/2006
My Love reviews
read it and you'll find out what it's about
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/17/2006
Anger reviews
guess what! this is a narrative poem! Never thought you'd find one of those in the poetry section, huh?
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Complete
Just How Crazy Can You Get? reviews
Holly Madison's story of loss, hospitalization, desertion, and rehablitation.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 2/17/2006
Extremely Weird Words and their definitions reviews
this isn't fiction, but what choice did i have?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006
Hurt reviews
about irony,..kind of
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/23/2006
Riddle reviews
It's a sucky riddle, but a riddle nonetheless...oh, yes the answer is at the very bottom
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/23/2006
Brand New reviews
It's about something...and that's all I'm telling you
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/22/2006
No Luck Today reviews
Love lost...I put poetry as a secondary genre, isn't that weird? It's kinda under the poetry section thingy...whatever, just thought...oh, that's the problem
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/22/2006
The Hindrance of Science reviews
The success behind a cloning experiment goes awry
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/20/2006 - Published: 2/14/2006
You reviews
an interesting poem about thoughts when you feel all alone in the world
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/17/2006
untitled reviews
it's short and to the point.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/17/2006
Trapped reviews
how do i get out?
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/17/2006
Tears of Blood reviews
feelings of loss
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/17/2006
Suicide reviews
it's a rather gruesome poem, well, for some...
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2006
Status reviews
where do you stand?
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/17/2006
Something to Hold on to reviews
the wish of someone who feels as though they have nothing
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/17/2006
Shadows of Despair reviews
about Grief and it's effect on people
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/17/2006
Scars reviews
trying to help people understand why cutting can become addicting...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2006
Recognition reviews
am i being recognized?
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/17/2006
Inconvenience reviews
about how I feel when I sometimes get in the way when I don't mean to.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2006
How Long? reviews
Reminiscing on a friend's passing...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/17/2006
Help reviews
This can be taken in two ways. Decide for yourself...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/17/2006
Depression reviews
I think the title says enough...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/17/2006
Baked Potato reviews
My mind was elsewhere when this was written. wherever elsewhere is...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Complete
Remedy
the answer i once would have given you had you asked me how to solve my problems
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Published: 2/15/2006
Memory reviews
About remembering and how it's just, and only, that
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/15/2006
Goodbye
another one about suicide. I can be so cheerful sometimes, can't I?
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Published: 2/15/2006
Rule of Thumb
about how something so simple can be rather rewarding
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Published: 2/15/2006
Angst is a funny word reviews
two quite depressing poems...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Complete
Care and Compassion reviews
despite the title, it's sad...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/15/2006
Confused reviews
It's confusion to the point where it's borderline insanity, (but then again that's me)
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/15/2006
Randomly Popping Into My Head Stuff reviews
This is close to the most random thing I ever wrote...yet
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/15/2006
Thank you
My experiences and feelings right after the death of a good friend
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Published: 2/15/2006
Fast Foods reviews
It's an attempted rap thing I had to do
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/15/2006
Nighttime
a pantoum about, well, night
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Published: 2/15/2006
Final Farewell reviews
The relationship between a tree and a man. It's not as weird as it sounds...
Poetry: Nature - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/15/2006
Presents
a childhood memory
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Published: 2/15/2006
Guardian Angels reviews
This is one I like to give to people who are there for me when I need them to be
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/15/2006
My Lunes reviews
These are five of my Lunes I was told I had to do
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2006
see summary reviews
This is a very unpleasant story of an ex-prostitute, Agustoph, a priest, and a duck named Duck...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/15/2006
The Wait reviews
A couple are waiting for the return of someone who they haven't seen for awhile
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/14/2006
Why I'll never be a babysister reviews
the tragic events of a not-so-normal fall day...
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/14/2006
The Right Way to Eat an Oreo reviews
the one and only way to eat and Oreo and truly enjoy it.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2006
Why is Mother Goose so angry? reviews
I wonder 'why' about a bunch of nursery rhymes.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2/13/2006
Guess what? reviews
you'll never know what's happening...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/10/2006
Math: is it all around us? reviews
This is the question i found myself asking after leaving my math class one day for a reason you will only find out if you read this...
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/3/2006
Biology: How Weird does it Get? reviews
I got to thinking...this is what happened...
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete
AntiEnriched English essay reviews
As my friend was doing her essay to get her into enriched english, I realized I would have a much easier time not getting into it.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete