June 2, 2010: Any updates for this account will be sporadic at best. Sorry guys!

My pattern of thought is erratic, but my train of thought is de-railed.
Help! I'm stuck in a well and Lassie's mad at me!
There's a term for children with imaginary friends. They're midget schizophrenics.
I'm out of it today...this morning I was trying to lock the front door with the car keys.

It's amazing how simply stringing words together can bring forth such emotion in people.

Everything's been done before...we're just repeating things with different attitudes and in different, more fashionable clothes.

Oo, wow, that was awkward. It's a good thing I was wearing clothes.
Those are the sorts of things that are slowly turning me into a misanthrope.
You know what's pretty kick ass? Me punching you in the face.
That's the sign of a true emo--the rain clouds don't follow him, he follows the rain clouds.

I like conforming when I have an interest in the latest fad.
Come back here! I need to have your babies! (meant for O.O.L.-y man (pronounced as in pool) (O.O.L.=orgasm on legs))

Don't ask me where my stories are going because I won't know 'til they get there.

I've been writing ever since I can't remember.

Yeah, you'd tap that. You'd tap that repeatedly...like a drum solo.
People are more fun when intoxicated.

The world can never be a better place with less people. Society needs people in order to thrive, all kinds of people, good, bad, ugly, beautiful. Don't ever think the world would be a better place without you in it.

i will never read anything where numb3rs ar3 l3tt3rs or vwls r mssng. i'm sorry, but i'd end up attacking my laptop after the first sentence and then i wouldn't be able to post any more of my oh-so wonderful crap. it would be a shame...really.

and remember kids, even irrelevant reviews make me feel loved!

99 percent of people are obsessed with reposting statistics for some reason. If you're a part of the other 1 percent, completely ignore this.