Eva Lilac
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Joined 06-07-05, id: 480202, Profile Updated: 08-29-08

Hi, reader. It sure has been a while since someone came upon my profile. Ah well... you're here now.

So, a little about me. I live in Canada, the lovely, huge country in the north. No, not that north; and yes, we do have summer, no, we do not live in igloos or ride polar bears to the grocery store. That'd be awesome, but no. I've been writing for a while, usually only when I'm inspired by either depression, happiness, or boredom. Thus explaining the quality of my writing. I use FictionPress mostly to find new reading material, so I haven't written anything myself for.. oh, wow, a long time. Writer's block and I are very good friends; we see each other often.

However...

I'm in the process of writing two fics. One story, one oneshot. The oneshot is gonna be a short, sweet little snippet I cooked up while on vacation, and the story is one I'm co-writing with a friend. Currently I'm trying to convince her to make an account and post the story when we've got something substantial, because most of the plot was her idea. If not.. well, we'll be sneaky.

I had two fics up before.. but they were honestly kinda awful. There is the slightest chance that I may dare to take a look at them again and revamp them, but I wouldn't count on it.

Peace.

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The Inexplicable State of Being There by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
Brody Hansen and I, we had a system. I didn't like him and he didn't like me, but we both liked watching each other undress. That's just what happened when you gave good-looking, hormonal teenagers bedroom windows that faced each other. Full sum inside.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,291 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
The Champagne Gang by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4090 - Favs: 3,468 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7268 - Favs: 6,335 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Legend of the Laundromat Queen by invisible.writer reviews
The Laundromat Queen was rumored to know everything. Well, at least how to woo the girl of ones dreams. Instead he found himself chasing the wrong girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,905 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 11/18/2005
Unfinished Business by Maeven reviews
Kaetlyn Worthing died in what can be quaintly termed as a freak accident. As a wandering ghost, invisible to the world, she pours her heart out to a man with the most intense, hazel eyes. Problem? He's a 'ghostbuster'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,574 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 10/24/2003
Beating the Game by Lord Iron-Balls reviews
Patrick Morrison had it good. He was socially invisible, ignored by the Neanderthals around him, and on the fast track to MIT. Then he made the mistake of getting involved in Marielle Pason's social games. But to Patrick, the only way out is to win.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,282 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/3/2006
A Little Bit of Everything by Master of the Chimps reviews
Jordans has liked her best friend forever, yet he has a perfect girlfriend. Enter Warrick, their schools resident 'bad boy'. What happens? Well... a little bit of everything.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 108,237 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Complete
Jail Bait by Master of the Chimps reviews
She is the lead sergeants niece. He's the delinquent that got sent to Darksters Correctnal Facility. Is it possible for anything to happen between them?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,319 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 10/16/2005
Nice Guys Always Finish by a smile that explodes reviews
Erik has spent his life being walked all over. He's finally prompted with a chance to show some backbone and be a man... will he take the chance? -Story 2-
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 101,266 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 11/22/2005
Everything For Love by The CandyCane Princess reviews
Shana has to deal with her rich boy stepbrother Kelley while trying to get the boy of her dreams to notice her. But has she got her eye on the right guy? UPDATED!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 125,403 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 3/30/2005
New Pair of Socks by Master of the Chimps reviews
He was so perfect and I was so not but that didn't seem to stop him from talking to me and I don't even know his name. True story&One-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Complete
Interpreting You by invisible.writer reviews
Wednesday Aryn is what some would deem a 'free spirit', a gypsy if you will. Her independence is threatened, however, when an old bat decides she needs to clip her wings...with Mr. Grunge no less.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,458 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 7/13/2005
Resisting Him by Master of the Chimps reviews
Mac is forced to tutor Heath who is one of the hottest guys at school She is possible the ONLY girl that doesnt like Heath and to him, thats NOT a good thing. So Heath decides to try and use all his charm.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,868 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/2/2006 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Complete
Play Until Your Fingers Bleed by invisible.writer reviews
Play until your fingers bleed. So I did.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Complete
The Once in a Million Chance by satinsmoke reviews
We've all had enough of reading fictionpress stories and wishing WE could be the main characters. This is a story for the ordinary and yet no so ordinary: the die-hard romantics who might never find their Prince Charming, but have to keep hoping...R/R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,713 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 9/22/2005
The Risks Worth Taking by satinsmoke reviews
It started with a dare. Go up to the cute guy over there and ask him out. She didn't expect him to accept. She didn't expect to actually fall for him. And she didn't expect he was well, an assassin hired to kill her brother.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,951 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 11/25/2005
Perfect Couple by Master of the Chimps reviews
Lee and Azura are seemingly the "perfect couple". He's what every girl wants. She's what every girl wants to be. But everythings not so perfect and Azura's rival Noel finds that out the hard way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,933 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/8/2005 - Published: 6/27/2005
Former Fatty by Comatose reviews
Andrea is used to being the "fat girl" among her sophisticated, gorgeous friends. But when she gets sent off to fat camp she changes drastically and begins to attract attention - both positive and negative.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,249 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 6/23/2005
S E X and Other Words of Love by recreated reviews
I said the word 'sex' and he thought I was cool. But we were just seven and I doubt saying anything now could make him notice me at all. {Complete}
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,548 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 2/20/2005
Forgotten Autumn Nights by satinsmoke reviews
Everyone agreed her sister was perfect. Even the only guy she's ever liked...but this new guy, this playboy without a care in the world - he understands her. Love finds itself in the strangest places...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,982 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 2/23/2005
To Become a Suitable Heroine by pixy-dizzy reviews
Win the Heroine Contest and you can win the Prince's hand in marriage. Unfortunately for all those wannabe-heroines, the prince has other plans. So does our particular heroine. NOW COMPLETE
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,469 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Complete
How To Handle Heartbreak by The CandyCane Princess reviews
When Andi's perfect boyfriend dumps her she is devastated. Will the surprise new boy at school make things better, or just make things worse?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,207 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 4/28/2005
Through The Veil by The CandyCane Princess reviews
Chandra hates her life, she feels like an outsider in her family, and realizes that her friends don't really like her. Then she discovers that she has the ability to travel through time and a whole new world opens up to her...Please R&R
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,379 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/23/2005 - Published: 2/25/2005
A Twist of Fate by satinsmoke reviews
He's got girls throwing themselves at him. She's engaged. Why is it that the two find themselves so unexplainably attracted to one another? R/R!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/27/2005 - Published: 3/25/2005
Gilded Hearts by satinsmoke reviews
10 nights, 10 tests, 10 balls, and 1 princess to become the next Queen. For Meghan, it was the chance of a lifetime...that is, if she could get the Prince to fall in love with her, and if she could disguise the fact that well...she's no princess.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2005
Finding My Way Back by Master of the Chimps reviews
Destiny comes back from Cali to MI and a lot has happened in the summer that EVERYONE knows in her school, her bf back in Cali suspects that she maybe cheating on her will they make it? (Sequel to Beatings)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,490 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/19/2004 - Published: 2/16/2004
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3200 - Favs: 4,119 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
Housing by Master of the Chimps reviews
Rayne is a tom boy who lives in a house full of guys, suddenly her world is flipped upside down when she gets a make over. What happens when guys start having feelings for her? Read and find out!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,410 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 10/10/2003 - Complete