UPDATE: as of September 11, 2007, I no longer have a mother.

I WILL BE A BETA!!

Height; Five feet and one half inch.

Weight; you don't need to know

Age; 18

Ethnicity;White.

Heritage; Natural born American, German, Cherokee, and Creole, as it turns out.

Hometown: Louisiana

Current living location; HA. Not that stupid. Who KNOWS what kind of people are on here? paranoia.

Obsessions; Harry Potter, New Orleans.

Favorite Color; Red, orange, yellow.

IQ; 163 with the properly aged IQ test, 140 in the college-aged IQ test, not that it matters.

Sexual orientation; straight

Gender; Female

Grade; College Freshman.

Pet Peeves: clicking pens, bad grammar, bad spelling, squealing...

I'm going to be an archaeologist, just like Indy. :P Yeah, right. I am going to be an archaeologist, though. :)

June 10, 2010:

Hey! So, I've been slacking. terrible of me, I know. Anyways, since it's summer and all, I may or may not be writing more. I plan on using this profile as a sort of archive in case my computer (and my flash drives, hard copies, and original copies) somehow get destroyed/messed up. At least on the Internet, they should always be around. :)

Another thing is that I'll be starting University this fall (Geaux Tigers!) and that means I'll be busy. Plus, I'm going to try to help out with the whole oil spill-for-lack-of-better-word thing going on in my neck of the woods. By the way, this whole situation sucks.

I'm going to try to publish completed works here, rather than WIPS, because I have a terrible habit of not finishing anything I start. Check out some of my newer poetry, it's better! Personally, I'd reccommend Tale the Cards Tell and Lessons Learned. Please don't get too angry if some of the stuff I publish is nonsensical or fragmented; these are rough.

SO. Here's something you should expect in the near-ish future:

Der Fuhrer's Fraulein - Okay, so this isn't going to be historically accurate, but it's just something I'd been playing with for an English assignment. This story revolves around a woman preceeding Eva Braun as Adolf Hitler's love interest. As far as I know, she never really existed, and much of this IS NOT ACCURATE. So, to keep the flamers away, I'm just going to say that it's an alternate universe fic, okay?

- Just something i'm playing around with; nothing that's got any real content at the moment. He said he loved her, then he crushed her. Four years later, he wants her back. She just has one thing in mind: Revenge is a dish best served cold.