AnonymousAffirmation
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Joined 06-08-05, id: 480420, Profile Updated: 11-01-10
Author has written 27 stories for Life, Love, Humor, General, and Friendship.

I'm just a dipshit disguised as an intellectual.
I wouldn't call it poetry.
I wouldn't call it fiction.
But I have to.

I write about
sex
drugs
& rock n' roll

I also accept constructive criticism.

I was told, I'd never survive.
Here I am.

I am a product of
lust
love
hate
anger

.I'm full of angst...and I love it.

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Mommy
It's time to protect your daughter
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Published: 3/14/2011
Home
At night.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Complete
Calypso
Black cat, come visit me.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Complete
Speak Less
But my brain speaks less now
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Complete
Think
Maybe I shouldn't think. a/n for some reason FP won't let me format this the way that I want so...grrr...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Complete
Second Chance reviews
Let me take the time to say...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/2/2010
The Fool
Forever the fool.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Complete
punkrockboy reviews
She can have you now.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2010
Your guitar reviews
Let me give you an incentive
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/21/2010
Lava Lamp reviews
I should have left it off...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/20/2010
Curious
Curiosity hasn't killed this cat...yet.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Published: 6/20/2010
Fine
Everything is fine.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Published: 6/20/2010
Doctor
Doctor, doctor what should I do?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Published: 6/20/2010
Muse reviews
Give me lust. Give me love.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/20/2010
Schizophrenic mind
a/n: I don't expect anyone to like this, but some things you just have to write, right?
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Complete
Domesticated
The domestic life you never wanted
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Complete
Psychosomatic reviews
Pain is an illusion
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Complete
Untitled
But it sounds poetic.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Complete
Louisiana reviews
Invite me to Louisiana
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Complete
Anonymous reviews
I'd write your name but...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Complete
Loves bitter rambles reviews
What does the mind say about our relationships when we aren't tuning in?
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/21/2009
Surgery
A surgery I had, some years ago, put me through a rough time both physically and emotionally.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Published: 3/28/2006
Teddy Bear reviews
When your teddy bear is the only one to keep you company at night
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/3/2006
Untitled 4 reviews
no title, no summary
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/18/2005
bittersweet
Yeah...read
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Published: 6/16/2005
My Gun reviews
As Taking Back Sunday says in one of their songs "tell all your friends you've got your gun to my head"
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/13/2005
Sandman reviews
As the title says, its about the Sand man
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/13/2005