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Joined 06-18-05, id: 481876
Author has written 13 stories for Humor, Young Adult, Essay, and General.
Hi My name is Evan.
This is my first time on fiction press so I'm a little nervous. I am also on with the pen name awsome twin (yes i realize I spell awsome wrong). Most of my stories there are crap. But I'm hoping I can improve on fiction press.

Ok first things off: I'm 14 about 5"6, have dirty blonde hair, green eyes, and most of the time have a fohawk. Hot. You know you want me. I'm just kidding, but seriously.

Bands I like: Misfits, Green Day, Blink 182, Darkness, Sum 41, Flogging Molly, Stan Getz (jazz random I know), and a bunch of others.

Bands I don't like: Good Charollete, POP music, Country.

I am obsessive reader and have torn several excellent books recently including: Conspiracy of Paper, its sequel A Spectacle of Corruption, The Power of One, and The Kite Runner.

My first story is a comedy and is not to be taken seriously. It is called: The Adventures of Malamo and is quite fun to write.

The second story is suspiciously like the book the Conspiracy of Paper. I realize of course that this is an archive for original fiction but please, please, please don't ban me from this site. If there are now protests i will take the story down. But I posted it here because I thought it would get more recognizition in the historical section.

All right read and review everybody. Thanks for reading

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A coming of age story about a young boy who has lost his way and an old writer who has one last legacy to leave.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Complete
My Manifesto
An Essay portraying Charles Dicken's take on society.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Complete
A Portfolio of Boarding High School Essays reviews
Well written history and english essays, submitted for reading pleasure from a competitive boarding school. Will be updated throughout the year.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008
Boarding School's Flaw: Perception reviews
A critical essay of a unspoken problem in Boarding Schools.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Complete
A Eunuch By Necessity
An Analysis Nick from The Great Gastby. A solid essay for an intensive English class
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Complete
I'm sorry reviews
300 word perspective essay, depicting a confession of a little brother
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/20/2008
Genius An Unlikely Tale of Adolescence reviews
As title says. I am an experienced writer and I think this is a good example of my eloquence through words. Follows the story of a child who's just to smart for his own good.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008
Story of My Life reviews
8th Grade Honor's English Project, tells the story of teenager coping with mothers death, adoption and adapting to boarding school.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,915 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
An essay on Alexander the Great reviews
As title says, interesting essay won me some awards, not completely edited though. Any feedback would be great
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
My Name is
essay given to school as a presentation
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
The Aroma of Morning Coffee Reminds Me
Short Essay inspired by piece in novel
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
The Shoemaker reviews
Short Story from Honor's English, pithy and nice little story.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
The Adventures of Malamo reviews
The Adventures and catastrophes of a boy with a very short attention span... Oh a butterfly
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/3/2005