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Joined 06-22-05, id: 482275
Author has written 4 stories for General, and Nature.


"But why is the rum gone?"Captain Jack Sparrow, POTC!

"Oh I am glad I'm not on duty. I wouldn't fancy having to go and tell the Irish they've got to stop celebrating."
- Arthur Weasley (HP)

Dr. Cox: I love this moment so much, I want to have sex with it.-Scrubs

"All that is gold does not glitter; not all those that wander are lost."
-J.R.R. Tolkien

Kelso:Dr. Cox, did you get my memo stating that residents should wear their lab coats at all times?
Dr.Cox : Yes I did. At first I just threw it away, but then I thought, that's not grand enough a gesture; so I made a model of you out of straw, put my lab coat on it - with your memo in the pocket - and invited the neighborhood kids to set fire to it and beat it with sticks.


"What's up with you?"
"If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you."
"Ron, what?"
"He's from Durmstrang! He's competing against Harry! Against Hogwarts! You — you're — fraternizing with the enemy, that's what you're doing!"
"Don't be so stupid!"
- Hermione and Ron (HP)

Sam: He's defending me. He's my knight in shining armor.
Andrew Largeman: Don't mention knights around Mark, it's a sore subject.
Mark: I'm going to kill that motherfucker.
Andrew Largeman: Pun intended?

- Garden State

Pending Short Stories:

Love Thy Neighbor- As children they were the Three Musketeers- invisible, inseparable. And who’s to blame them for falling in love with each other? Unfortunately there are three of them, leaving a very complicated love triangle. David, the handsome good-guy, has decided to begin a new life to follow God, to become a priest. Unfortunately for Rachel this includes a life of celibacy, simply a life without her in his bed. The third wheel is Steven, who despite his bad-ass ways has fallen madly in love with the erotic, red-head Rachel. With Steven head over heels with Rachel, and Rachel for David and David for, erm, God (more of a love square huh?) there’s bound to be some trouble in paradise.

Also...I am currently working on a short story for the ficathon contest. Oh yes, fun stuff. It should be posted in the next month or so. That is if my computer doesn’t die on me again.

Oh, yes, and before I forget...

check out :

The Original Ficathon.

at http:///community/of_ficathon/

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All Along by KNE reviews
Neely Donovan isn’t interested in the whole popularity ordeal considering that her twin brother was one of the hottest guys that attended their school. But falling for the most popular guyand her bro's best friend was the last thing on her mind.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 211,055 - Reviews: 4836 - Favs: 3,701 - Follows: 1,803 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2004
Nameless Woman's World by svonnah-la-fay reviews
The classic Female-Domination story: Finished In a world controlled by women, one young woman must overcome societal barriers as she grows closer to her new, abused slave, a romance that will eventually lead to world revolution
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Complete
Against All Odds by Myrika reviews
Raleigh Chase thinks guys are dogs. Her older brother's best friend Ryan Henderson claims that he can make any girl, including Raleigh, fall for him. Their bet's on for four months. Can they prove each other wrong? //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 6872 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Complete
Like Paris by Yorba Linda reviews
A music video shoot with Britney Spears and Paris Hilton...What can possibly go wrong?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/7/2005
atlantis by Gevo reviews
I don't know how to describe this one.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2002
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Freckles reviews
Not sure how to explain. Please R&R and I will gladly return the favor.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24/2005
Ballerina reviews
If you're reading this you might as well read the poem. Please R&R and I will return the favor.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/20/2005
Devoured By the Indigo reviews
Short poem about the sea and well read and see. It's open to any interpretations. Please R&R
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/18/2005
Harping Lies reviews
Can't really describe it. If your reading this you might as well read the poem. Please R&R.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/18/2005