Funky Munky
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Joined 03-07-01, id: 48326
Author has written 33 stories for Humor, General, Haiku, Essay, Song, War, Life, Play, Thriller, Fantasy, Kids, General, and Love.
Quote of the week-

"you know the phrase 'softly softly catch a monkey'? I could catch a monkey."
- The Office (original British version)

Farewell, vain world! I'm going home!
My savior smiles and bids me come,
And I don't care to stay here long!
Sweet angels beckon me away,
To sing God's praise in endless day,
And I don't care to stay here long!

(Chorus:)
Right up yonder, Christians, away up yonder,
O, yes my Lord, for I don't care to stay here long.

I'm glad that I am born to die,
From grief and woe my soul shall fly,
And I don't care to stay here long!
Bright angels shall convey me home,
Away to New Jerusalem,
And I don't care to stay here long!

(Chorus:)
Right up yonder, Christians, away up yonder,
O, yes my Lord, for I don't care to stay here long.

(Chorus:)
Right up yonder, Christians, away up yonder,
O, yes my Lord, for I don't care to stay here long.

I'm back. I'm gonna write more. I've added a new short piece and I've trimmed up a bit of the fat (I have amassed some shitty writing in my day) and hopefully things are going to be better than ever.

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The Giant Radioactive Monkey Show by MrPresident reviews
A Series of Comedy Sketches from the Giant Radioactive Monkey Team
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 56 - Words: 45,688 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 38 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 12/10/2002
History of the World, Parts 18 1/2 through 72 by Enemies of Sanity reviews
The past is FULL of history, and so help us, we're going to screw it up!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,080 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 5/2/2002
Andrew Spade by Raven Oghma reviews
A very old story that I've left here for posterty.Who the hell is Andrew Spade? Charting a man's downward spiral towards insanity.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,043 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 4/17/2004 - Complete
Car Ride by JoselleFD reviews
For over a year now Daniel Stagg has been trying to remember who his true identity really is, until one day a young lady shows up, with the possible clues as to his past, and why he can think of nothing else but a Red car and a girl in a white dress.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,415 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 6/29/2003
Bump In the Night by FanaticPixie reviews
"Why don't you bleed? They never bleed! I thought you would be different." Readers cautioned, this story is rather 'mature'
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/23/2003
Hungarian Goulash by JoselleFD reviews
A story of two friends on a hitchhiking tour of Europe. Please R&R!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/23/2003 - Published: 7/9/2003
The Movie by zzxasd43and reviews
well, i got an A on it. The invention of movie.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/6/2003
Why I'm Not Allowed within 500feet of Eric Estrada by Simon Psyc reviews
A very random little story about absolutely nothing. R&R, or you don't get any candy.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22/2003
Pony Dayz dreams by Jane Austen the 2nd reviews
Beautiful! Pleez r&r and my other stuff too!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2003
Greenland is unimportant by Simon Psyc reviews
You'll just have to find out, won't you? THE GRAND FINALE IS UP! Take this last chance to read it now that it's complete! If you liked this, the sequal is now up.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,821 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/24/2003 - Published: 3/7/2003
Why the Chicken Crossed the Road by Johnny B. Average reviews
The story that gives the answer to the age-old question: why did the chicken cross the road?
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/24/2003
Joe and the Amazing NonMagical Dreambus by Simon Psyc reviews
The insane epic of Joe Jones and his Amazing Non-Magical Dreambus. Read it, or no enlightenment for you!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/19/2003 - Published: 1/23/2003
The Tale of a Random Little Girl by spyralle reviews
A girl finds a..... She is....... She likes.......TOILETS?!?!?!?!? Hehehe. Pretty short, will probably be continued when I'm bored and I feel like it. =) Very stupid.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/21/2003
Without Steed by Michael-J-Oliver reviews
A parody of Eminem’s ‘Without Me’, satirising Chemistry teacher Mr Steed’s love for the subject he teaches.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/13/2002
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Indian Giver reviews
I don't know. If you like it, great.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2005
Teenage Loneliness Blues reviews
I think everyone can relate to the feelings of being alone expressed here.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/6/2005
I Care reviews
I wrote this when I was in a much darker and angrier state of mind, several months ago.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2005
SKSFMMM reviews
A clerk has to deal with a performance artist.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/16/2005
From Hrothgar to Hot Cars reviews
One of those things that is a funny concept but beyond that it's not very funny. For an English assignment.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/29/2004
The Sprawl reviews
Violence and crime eventually takes its toll on ones sanity. Not in chronological order so it may be confusing at first.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7/2/2004 - Published: 5/5/2004
Waste reviews
Mutant freaks never escape from their cages.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2004
Fuzz reviews
Entire continents on fire, the Earth split into two seperate worlds, Screaming.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2004
The Music reviews
Open your eyes open your mind see what you find.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2004
Bake Sale reviews
In the conditions of war, man loses his sense of reason, his sense of compassion, his sense of smell.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5/13/2004
Dead heads reviews
A man grapples with zombies and the un-dead in true Evil Dead fashion. Extreme violence and naughty language.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,154 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/17/2004 - Published: 3/12/2004
The Queen reviews
A posh quasi-British tale of a butler, a queen, and some hot pockets (though not in that order). Don't not R&R.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/3/2004
The Funky Munky Show reviews
My own talk show co-starring my friend Simon pysc! The chapters get exponentially better with each one.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/20/2004 - Published: 9/25/2001
Mad Scientist reviews
I have but one request. Do not ask for a sequel.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/20/2004
Mainframe reviews
Me being brutally honest about my own writing whilest writing it. This is why I steer away from serious works.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/20/2004
Space and Stars reviews
A script that defies logic like Samuel L. Jackson defies the laws of funk. "You can't be that funky" "Watch me honkey"
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/20/2004
Starbucks and the Pope reviews
It made me laugh. It made others laugh. Give into peer pressure and have a good laugh.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2004
Arrow reviews
I don't know. Its funny and short. you have no excuse to not read it.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2004
Ice Cream Truck reviews
Death, drugs, baseball, choco-tacos, and more perspective changes than you can shake a stick at. Good stuff.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/20/2004
The little Armidillo that couldn't reviews
A joint effort between me and Simon Psyc. He does one chap and I do the next. This way neither of us has to make contact with another human. Over two years old and still being updated! Rated PG-13 for violence and mild language.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 10,476 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 12/29/2003 - Published: 6/1/2001
Johnny Boy reviews
Pretty strange song about a pretty strange kid...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/14/2003
Undead Gardener reviews
A fun goofy little song that I think you'll enjoy.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9/6/2003
Crazy reviews
A poem about my state of mind. Unique because its not angsty OR cheesy.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/5/2003
Just Like Us reviews
A song about conformity and people who hate those who are different.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9/3/2003
Honest Mistake reviews
I swear it was just an honest mistake...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/31/2003
Joey reviews
A song about wars effect on people.
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/11/2003
Jimmy or How I learned to Stop Worrying and Sleep reviews
Sorry for the awful penmenship, I wrote this in the tub.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2003
Are You Sleeping Brother John? reviews
A pretty dramatic song about a man who is harboring a jew from the nazis.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26/2003
Islam song reviews
To the tune of Loser by beck
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2/22/2003
Why Justice League is evil reviews
An essay about the effectiveness of TV ratings. Please keep in mind that through the whole thing I am being sarcastic.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2/18/2003
Rutabaga reviews
The classic story of the human condition twisted around to tell a tale of minute preportions. PG for violence. HEAD POPPING FUN!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1/25/2003
Candy reviews
Abesence makes the heart grow fonder... So do cheerios...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1/15/2003
Where has my friend gone reviews
a tragic ballad of discovery and loss
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/6/2003