Your friends entered you in a competition for a week of fame and fortune. You win - provided that you spend it with a celebrity you can't stand. Do you A: kill your friends, B: kill the celebrity, or C: kill yourself?

Most kids' parents send them to soccer camp over the summer. Mina's sent her to psychology camp, which was bad enough until she met Alex: a Freudian knock-off who gives new meaning to the word 'psychosexual.'