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Joined 06-29-05, id: 483534
Author has written 33 stories for Love, Fantasy, Life, Religion, Song, General, General, Nature, Friendship, Young Adult, and Haiku.

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(is pretty awesome)

(is paranoid)

(is sweet)

(is unchanging)

(is female)

(is in her teens)

(is surprisingly light-hearted)

every single word i write, song i sing, word i speak, and tear i shed is dedicated to matthew david covert.

(i'm still takin' off where he left)

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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Diary of a Mad Black Man by Terence the Terrible reviews
A series of rants spoken from MY perspective. MINE. Issues will range from things like music, race relations, clothing, and the dumbing down of America. Controversial? You tell me! Hate it or love it, it's straight from the heart! R&R. CHAPTER 40 is up!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 85,454 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 7/13/2005
BlOoD gOthIc by FoR rEaSoNs UnKnOwN reviews
(yaoi) When you're a rock and roll star and a vampire shouldn't things just be perfect? Well, for Hadrian they're not. All he wants in life is to be able to have someone to hold on to. but can he?
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,075 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 7/18/2006
Red boa by august harlequin reviews
Hidden in apple red satin feathers.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/10/2006
Pretty Boys and Pretty Girls by poet tree reviews
I'm in love with my lesbian friend. I'm entranced by a (male) freak in lipstick and fishnets. Oh yeah, and I'm failing Algebra. High school is definitely a test. (slash)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,232 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006
Diaz Fernando by HomeSickLoser reviews
Diaz wins the lottery and wants his Latina back. Oooh yeah, back to some of the classic styling
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/6/2006
Geography by Jacqueline Stem reviews
Bedroom geography.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/27/2006
Mug of Consistency by whimsical zigzags reviews
...are you part of conformity's roast?
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2006
AKA Humanity by Wingless Cherub reviews
Not especially passionate about the environment, but I got mad at this hypocritical 'environmentalist' and ended up writing this. Good, in my opinion. I'd like to hear what you think, though.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/17/2006
Christmas Carols by Vie Zucker reviews
just some hippie +protesting festive cheer for the whole family, eh?
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/21/2005
Reluctant Infatuation by samwise606 reviews
I really wish I didn't feel like this, but let's face it-I'm smitten.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/1/2005
Dragging Through the Mud by Speaker For The Live reviews
My personal lambast on bad emo/goth poetry
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/27/2005
Dear Mom by Cookie Gestapo reviews
Dear Mom, remember when you asked me what love was?...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/26/2005
The Guy Next Door by Kit-L-Maston reviews
Just fantasizing one day.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2005
Black Coffee by Sophia reviews
So what does it mean to be an aspiring poet in modern-day suburbia, do you actually need any talent? And where's a muse when you need one!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2005
The Office Affair by shewhoguards reviews
A mistress can be a powerful thing.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2005
Sonnet of A Wounded Child by shattered teardrops reviews
I cry for help but no one hears me... I am helpless and weak but no one cares...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2005
Ghost by shizuyue reviews
A little girl watches.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/24/2005
Colors by Kidalana reviews
self explainitory
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/29/2005
Deception by bitter-sweet-ana reviews
You fed me deception. I spit out revenge.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/5/2005
Hold On by Sinfully Innocent reviews
I write this for my friends, for me, hang on we can make it. I love you all...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/30/2005
My Release by Lalaithwen reviews
How I feel about writing.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/14/2004
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night reviews
about the loss of someone dear to me. very, very short and personal.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Complete
Like Glue reviews
i want to cough out these butterflies.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Complete
misery is a butterfly reviews
he looks so peaceful when he sleeps.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2006
our storm reviews
i have an umbrella now.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/10/2006
dearest reviews
observations of a father & daughter.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/13/2006
need reviews
at one of the most inappropriate times, i was thinking of a haiku.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9/2006
the other woman reviews
i told him that i wanted to take all the tears he made her cry and drown him in them.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/4/2006
cupid eyes reviews
& you're whispering things in my ear that would make the devil herself blush. [a gay love poem. borders on mature, so readers beware.]
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/11/2006
heroine reviews
within minutes, she and the punk star are happy (and not to mention high) as can be. (chapter 1 of 13)
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/9/2006
Laundry Detergent reviews
Fabric softener is a euphemism for pathetic dependence.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/18/2006
Dedicated to Cousin It reviews
A letter sealed with a nitroglycerin kiss. (Not as dark as it sounds.)
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2006
Strawberries & Cream reviews
i love you, you emo fucking bastard.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2006
lolicon reviews
Just a little lashing out at the media. Can you guess who it's about?
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/10/2006
blossom reviews
About flowers and the memories they may just conjure up. Updated daily, more or less.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/10/2006
Peices of Me reviews
Shattered. (Written -before- I was rejected, surprisingly.)
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/8/2006
Asylum reviews
A collection of ridiculous events encountered by an innocent aspiring therapist. The first tells of a beautiful, stunning, intelligent woman who just happens to be a bird.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/28/2006
Almond Lotion reviews
Reality's too hard, so I'll stick with you and your lip piercing (rated for strong sexuality and dark themes).
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/28/2006
Stay reviews
I was never one for goodbyes. (Rated for very vague sexuality.)
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2006
candy wrappers reviews
Deceived by a bubblegum girl with cotton candy curls (oh, how low I have come to be).
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/18/2006
Sweet December reviews
goodbye sweet december, goodbye memories i wish not remember - welcome new year, welcome spring time cheer.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/29/2005
O'Natural reviews
ode to the nudist in all her glory. (don't ask)
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/28/2005
Protégé Moi reviews
Glitter boy spit out diamonds by age eight (or so he thought).
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2005
Paint the Picture Blue reviews
I'm addicted to love. And no matter what he does, I'll always come back for more.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/4/2005
Snowball reviews
I shall be his snow-ball, yes, and him my candy cane. (Ridiculous, but cute.)
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/30/2005
Who Offed the Infidel? reviews
“The boy kills the cow, he does, but who kills the boy?” Asked the novice angel. (May unintentionally offend.)
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/26/2005
Little Island reviews
Maybe this little island isn't so bad...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2005
Sacramento, California reviews
The dreams of a choirgirl.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/26/2005
Ocean so Blue reviews
(Sweet and short) My darling, this blue of your heart brings me to tears.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/22/2005
The Unholy Creature reviews
(The title deceives you, this is a light-hearted poem.) How he charms me so.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/22/2005
The Honesty of the Choirgirl reviews
The confessions of a choirgirl at her prettiest prime. One has to learn to be honest to achieve one's goal.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/22/2005
Chastity reviews
The whore's saving her virginity for the congressman (just like my daddy).
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/21/2005
Pink and Blue reviews
I colored the golden flowers blue for you, but I'm still pink.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/29/2005
Because I Said So reviews
Dominance is a sign of true love and devotion.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2005