Author has written 11 stories for Love, General, Life, and Family.
(formerly known as Struggling-soul :D)
You have entered the lair of one of the most evil beings one could ever come across. Unfortunate, unfortunate you. Fall to your knees and pray for your soul. Now the doors are shut behind you. YOU SHALL NEVER ESCAPE. (Never, eveeer.)
Well, unless you have something to bribe me with. If you are smart enough to give me everything you own, you may yet survive.
I am psychotic. Hear me rant. *
Me as a living, talking, breathing human being:
Well, you don’t actually have to know anything. *blinks* You’ll survive.
… dum dee dum dum… la la la….
relents* OK, OK. Well, I’m a girl. And I’m from the
Philippines. Whoopee! And… yeah. That’s it. Now pay me. Typing is strenuous work.
Things which make me H-A-P-P-Y! *rainbows suddenly appear in the sky:
Mmm. Chocolate… and… nothing else. Kidding. How can I leave out penguins? Fine, and cookies. And notebooks, and gel pens, and computers, and CDs. And stuuuff. (You may notice that I left out “people”. That’s because people sorta suck. Well, lots do. Including YOU. YOU suck.)
Things which are unlucky enough to be hated by ME:
Wow… that’s a really long list. Well, I hate sewing machines. They suck. And they insist on lowering my grades. Home Ec is stupid. And I don’t flirty airheads. They suck. Practically everyone does. And the color pink is evil. But let’s move on. If I put everything, I’ll go crazy.
Things I like to do when I’m not being evil:
I like to write. And draw. And watch TV. And take pictures. And use the computer. Whoopeee. Sometimes, from lack of anything better to do, I write my name on a sheet of paper over and over again. Or something like that. It’s actually fun… well, OK, not really. Still. :D
On how I write:
Well, personally, I don’t think I’m that good. I still enjoy it though. I write a lot about… eeww… looove. I don’t know why. But I do. Bust most things you’ll find here aren’t really based on personal experience. (Which is good.)
So that’s all. R&R, my friends. R&R.