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Joined 06-30-05, id: 483694, Profile Updated: 12-01-10
Author has written 16 stories for Supernatural, Fantasy, Horror, Love, Sci-Fi, Romance, and General.

"I don't take drugs; I am drugs." - Salvador Dali

My name is Alex. I suppose I'm a pretty sick guy. Aren't we all?

You can call me a horror writer, or a "horror artist" with the fancy quotation marks if you prefer.

Actually, that's pretty fucking dumb. Don't do that. Please.


Recent Activities:

12/1/10 - To anyone who cares even a tiny bit (you exist in my head, anyway), I'm incredibly sorry for the long stretch of inactivity. I've been turning "Alex the Writer" into "Alex the Film Student", and in all honesty, I haven't been writing anything besides essays and screenplays recently. So, er... yeah, bad news: at this point, I don't plan on finishing any of the half-baked stories I've began here, at least not any time soon. Maybe Arsenic Kisses. Big fat maybe. But for the time being, I've decided to toss all my eggs into the filmmaking basket. It's what I've wanted to do for a long time now, and I'm elated to be learning the art of the craft. Writing will always be my first love, and I know I'll never stop outright. When I find myself with some time, some inspiration and a nice setting to pen my thoughts in, you can bet your ass I'll write to my heart's content - hey, maybe I'll even wrap up the unending woes of Jamie, Jack, Mia and Stacey, or return to the world of Lila Friedmont's terrible StReTCH Pod in full force. I'm giving FictionPress a little break for now, though. To the wonderfully creative and supportive community of writers and readers out there on FP - you are the absolute fucking best. I'll be back in a bit. Live well.

7/20/10 - StReTCH, chapter five. It looks into Vincent's past a little bit, and introduces a huge aspect of the story - the Valiants. I'm putting the finishing touches on chapter six right now, so keep an eye out. Oh, and it's my birthday too! Yay!

6/7/10 - Say hello to StReTCH, chapter four. I'm really excited about the next three chapters, which seem insanely cool so far. Sorry to anyone that's been dying for more Arsenic Kisses... but what can I say? I'm a procrastinator before anything else.

5/11/10 - I don't write poetry often. If you get around to reading "Beautiful Things", be honest. Because I'm fairly certain I have no idea what I'm doing.

5/3/10 - April wasn't much of a reading month for me, personally. That said, I found "Mob Rule" by AdariasWrath23 to be quite interesting this month. Note to everyone that cares - recommend great new works to me! I rarely get around to skimming FP for new fiction, but I love reading! Promise.


If you've ever read anything on here... hey, thanks. You keep me going.

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The Graveyard Tales by newshound reviews
How long has it been since you truly had to fight to survive? What would you do to ensure you lived to see tomorrow? In a world populated by the dead, what will humanity do to live?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 124,730 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 11/9/2006
Blood Stained Rose by Darket reviews
Rei had grown up as a warrior, respectful to her clan, Bushido, and the law of the Earth. After her clan falls, she tries to find the ones who ruined her life by joining a freedom group known as Liberation. Contains sex, violence, and lots of gore.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 80,766 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Complete
The Cellar by Darket reviews
The folks in town don't know what goes on in the cellar up on the hill. Some say it's just a cellar, and there's the rumor that a mad man with a zombified child live there. But it's all rumor, right? R&R and i'll return the favor. Very brutal not for kids
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,664 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 9/4/2006
Mob Rule by AdariasWrath23 reviews
Be careful what you vote into existence.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Complete
Wheat by fakiagirl reviews
A southern gothic tale of a crop inspector who visits a tiny farm and finds something he didn't expect. Written for an assignment for English class.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Complete
Slippery When Wet by Vita Grotesk reviews
This henching business, it's not all it's cracked up to be.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
Starvation by Vita Grotesk reviews
Break-ups are hard. Especially when you're immortal. 'Rebound' gets a new definition when this supernatural stalker goes out to pick up chicks.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
I Know You're Still There by Starleaf reviews
Silly Charlotte. Didn't they tell you time and time again I don't exist? They're going to take you away, and I'm still going to have my way with you – in soundproof, white padded rooms. Inspired by Evanescence's Haunted, hence the title. Revised10/12/11
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
The Last Train by Distilledfx reviews
Stomach full of alochol, food and a general feeling of sickness, Dean sits on the last train of the day, unaware of the horrors down the line. Oneshot.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
Everything is Three by Ashelin reviews
This is really weird, but I think you'll like it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Complete
Hypocrite by MacabreDivinity reviews
Piety through sacrifice, chastity through torture. This is the Story of Mona: a short, experimental fantasy of self righteous indulgence. Art linked to above.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Complete
Satisfy by The Ghost Drowned reviews
Camille had some thoughts she didn't approve of. Wrong, immoral, and illegal. But the end justifies the means, right?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Complete
20 Years one shot by Octello reviews
(M for language) I had a great idea a year ago or so about human experiments who would only live to be 20. Nothing came of this idea, but I returned to the characters for this one-shot I wrote in math.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/19/2006
Never Again by Raven-ember reviews
Never Again... R&R
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/8/2006
Gore by FiSh CaNdY reviews
Two people are in love and all they want to do is eat each other. M/M MUCH GORE AND MUCH MAN SEX Please review if you DARE to read.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,169 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2006
Cheese, Crackers, Milk, Sandwich by Frore reviews
There are one hundred forty six ways to kill someone with a fork. Judging by the body at her feet, Keira guessed she’d mastered at least three.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2006
Unlikely Attraction by multiples of six reviews
A series of poems exchanged between the geeky boy and the popular girl. COMPLETE
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/1/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Complete
Slice of Life by Panchromatic reviews
The things that pop into my head, i swear. A stream-of-consciousness-type story-very short. R&R please
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/20/2005
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StReTCH reviews
Vincent Barlow, step right up! We promise, no stabbing! All we need is twenty minutes of your time, and you'll be free to go! Free as a full grown bird in the sky!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,896 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 11/5/2007
Author, Destroyed reviews
It's a series of sorts -- a series with no real beginning, end, or binding idea. The best kind.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 9/19/2008
Snowflakes reviews
God takes a syringe, fills it to the brim with an infinite gush of wisdom, power, hatred, love and doubt – you know, the usual goo – taps it against her perfect thigh and, without a word, stabs it into poor little Sarah Fontaine’s troubled forehead.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,150 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010
Arsenic Kisses reviews
Jamie is listening to her iPod. Jamie lazily pulls the trigger. Jamie watches as the dark zombie blood drenches her body. Luckily for her, her iPod is waterproof.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 122,163 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 8/8/2006
Greetings From the Black Lotus reviews
After the world went dark, there was only me, my nightmares... and Claire.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Complete
Teeth reviews
Tear your lover inside out.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Complete
The Nobodies reviews
Waiting. Hunting. Eating.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
Fifteen reviews
Just because...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
Arsenic Kisses Deleted Parts reviews
This is all of the stuff written for Arsenic Kisses that never made it into the actual story for one reason or another. Check them out. You might learn something.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 12/3/2006
Hybrid 39 reviews
Megan has a... um... ahem, condition. Oneshot
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Complete
Eat reviews
Does it make you happy, doing what you do? Does it satisfy you to eat your fellow man, to devour and mutilate their bodies and shame their very souls? Absolutely not for the squeamish or faint of heart.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,346 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Complete
Babies Come From Wal Mart reviews
A serious look into our very sad, very sick near future. WAL MART owns 39 percent of the Earth, and 10 year old Ricky realizes the fact that they may be manufacturing humans.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,200 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/25/2006 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Complete
Rebellion From the Fire reviews
Vicki's entire life changes when she becomes the first victim of a demonic assault against the world. But when a handsome devil hunter saves her life, Vicki is finally able to take her fate into her own hands.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,110 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/27/2006 - Published: 7/6/2005
Whispers reviews
Almost every single time, young, ignorant lovers will end up deeply disappointed.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Complete
The Grotesque Deaths of Mr & Mrs Peanut M Andem reviews
What do you think happened to that bag of M&Ms you ate earlier? Did they plop into your stomach and die without a word? Or did they fight for their lives to the very end? Oneshot
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Complete
Infinite reviews
About the immortal, dark creatures who watch you and devour your feelings such as happiness and love.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/7/2005
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