Author has written 27 stories for Love, Family, Life, General, Action, Fantasy, and War.
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About Me: I am your typical insane person.
"Now you've done it! You've broken one of my breasts!" From the play Sugar
"Here's your sign!" Jeff Foxworthy
"Git -r- Done" Larry The Cable Guy
"Silence you insubordinate curs! Do not sully my new squire's mind with your profane tales" "Even if they're true?" From Squire by Tamora Pierce
"Life isn't about the amounts of breath you take, it's about the moments that take your breath away."
"Always remember, duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together" idk
"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay!" (some guy's t-shirt)
"AWW! You guys made me ink!" -Pearl in Finding Nemo
"He touched the butt!"-Finding Nemo
"You were like WHOA! And we were like WHOA! And then you were like Whoa..." -Crush in Finding Nemo
"Coo-coo-ca-choo" -Finding Nemo
"I'm so sorry, I suffer from short term memory loss...Yeah Really, it runs in my family...At least, I think it does...Uh...Hmm...Where are they...Can I help you?" -Finding Nemo
"Tounge your poles, don't slur them" -color guard judge trying to tell us how we should make sharp movements with our flags, sadly, however, almost none of us were musical, so it just sounded dirty.
"Don't be a leader or a follower, that way, responsibilites won't be put on you, and you can be your own person." -me
"On the other hand, you have different fingers." -Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
"Where there is great love, there are always wishes." -Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
"Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky and say 'storms suck'!" -Siterhood of the Traveling Pants
"Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know it so it goes on flying anyway." -Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
"Bow-chica-bow-wow astro-turf!" -Tony/Henry boy
"Would you like a falloful with that?" -Extreme Days
"Cookie man say no!" -The Lord of the Beans
"Those are fighting words..." -Extreme Days
"Nobody is perfect. I am nobody. Therefore, I am perfect."
"I'm not suffering from insanity...I'm enjoying every minute of it!"
"Silence is golden...but screaming is fun!"
"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't now the answer."
"The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows that the average man can see much better than he can think."
"We're not retreating...we're advancing in a different direction."
"If knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime never pays...doesn't knowledge, in the end leave you broke?"
"There is a fine, fine line btween brilliance and insanity...an I have crossed it. In which direction, I do not know..."
"Never test the depth of water with both feet."
"To steal from one person is plagarism, to steal from many is research."
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"
"I'm not deaf, I'm just ignoring you."
"Never take life seriously, noone makes it out alive that way."
"If you make it idiot proof, someone'll make a better idiot."
"It's not that I don't like buying shoes, I have a fear of rejection." ~Sarah
Book I am Currently Reading: Carrie
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HIATUS!!! I'm trying to choose a poem to submit for a contest...which one???
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