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Joined 07-13-05, id: 485604, Profile Updated: 10-20-08
Author has written 16 stories for General, Life, General, Love, and Religion.

Currently lacking inspiration, hoping to find some. Talk to me, maybe you're it. The place in which I live is not very inspirational.


Currently working on: Little Red Riding Cloak and Dagger, plus random poems. Updates will come sometime, working on third chapter.

Update 3/31/07 Chapter 2 of Little Red

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Lifestyles of the Rich and Infamous by That Girl You Love reviews
BEING PUBLISHED IN 2014 by SPENCER HILL CONTEMPORARY! EEK! Nyx's life was perfect-she had finally gotten her brooding bassist boyfriend, and their band was finally on the verge of being superstars. Yet, she had never counted on fame, reporters, socialites, or gorgeous men complicating her life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Downward Spiral Rising by Pundit reviews
She’s known them both her entire life. One’s arrogant, rich, and pretends she doesn’t exist. The other’s her best friend. But when her mom remarries Chloe learns the difference between knowing a name and knowing the person behind it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,391 - Reviews: 1725 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 11/2/2004
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2357 - Favs: 3,532 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Resistance by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. She began watching him from her window, all because he licked her one night. After desperately trying to think of ways to talk to him again and hopefully get another lick , she learns that he isn't exactly what you'd call... 'normal'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 2421 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Complete
The Contract by Bleeding Air reviews
REMOVED Katlyn, teased and made fun of all her life, meets a strange boy in a cafe. He offers her five wishes in return for herself, but as her wishes progress, they aren't what she expected. Now the boy owns her and worse yet; how will she get out of it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 9,225 - Reviews: 1795 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Complete
Breathing Life Into a Statue by eleine kruez reviews
2nd Ep added -- FIN Put on the spot, rich bratty Adrienne Clarke picks a random stranger and declares him to be her devoted boyfriend. What happens when two very different people are forced to act in love with each other when they really aren't?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,796 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Complete
The Attic by Never Knows Best reviews
Aysel was furious when her parents moved her to Scotland. After all, her house is cursed and she's just discovered that there's a Vampire living in her attic. How does she know this? Well, he sort of fell on her...while she was in the shower...yeah...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,131 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Complete
Dear James Taggart by The Twister of Words reviews
love has been undermined.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/25/2010
Beating the Game by Lord Iron-Balls reviews
Patrick Morrison had it good. He was socially invisible, ignored by the Neanderthals around him, and on the fast track to MIT. Then he made the mistake of getting involved in Marielle Pason's social games. But to Patrick, the only way out is to win.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,282 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/3/2006
Letters by viperroom reviews
I might call him A thing divine for nothing natural I ever saw so noble She wrote him letters. He fell in love. And somehow, being her teacher didn't matter. Reviews are appreciated!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,757 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Complete
All Play and No Work by twitched reviews
Blair and Matt haven't got along since her brother befriended him. Now it's six years on and Blair is refusing to do any of her schoolwork. When Matt's hired to tutor her, secrets Blair never wanted anyone to know start emerging, but will anything change?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 106,712 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 3/28/2004 - Complete
i am not pretty and i do not understand Why by yodel a blue streak reviews
Guard: [Life would have been so much easier for you all had it not been for Antigone. I love you.] Is that all?...Funny kind of letter.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4212 - Favs: 2,528 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
Everybody Hates Logan by Myrika reviews
Spin-off of Against All Odds. Logan Henderson has it all: looks, money, and brains. Or so that's what people think. His life's going down the drain, and he doesn't know how to stop it. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 3321 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Complete
Double Edged Swords by ice flyer reviews
She's a spy for two countries; she's in the middle of an international crisis; she's trying to prevent civil war...basically, she's up to her eyeballs in trouble and...romance? COMPLETE!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 91,137 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 6/30/2005
Feline Theory by Butthead reviews
He taught her everything she knew. He taught her about acceptance. He was one of the few people she held close and kept in high-esteem. Then he disappeared. Five years later, she has one last thing to learn; your friends could very well be your enemies.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,202 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/1/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005
Treat me like a princess by Kendal reviews
treat me like a princess, treat me like a whore
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/30/2005
Former Fatty by Comatose reviews
Andrea is used to being the "fat girl" among her sophisticated, gorgeous friends. But when she gets sent off to fat camp she changes drastically and begins to attract attention - both positive and negative.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,249 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 6/23/2005
The Monster by The Twister of Words reviews
A poem.. Not sure if it should be rated T or not... but whatever.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2005
America's Sweetheart by Merry Fairie reviews
Eve Hartford's mom has just ruined her life. One article in the world's most popular teen magazine turn her life upside down. She's gone from total freak to having the school's playboy, badboy, and America's hottie all competing for... her?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,617 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 11/4/2004
Identity Disturbance by Shampoo Suicide reviews
Ivy's adventures in personality disorders, anorexic best friends, closeted gay boys, dysfunction and all around awesomeness.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 30,913 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/30/2005 - Published: 3/3/2004
A L I C E by pixy-dizzy reviews
Hey, Alice, how's the view from way up there/And is it hard to be so large and alone?/Wondering if it's any easier being small/Gazing up at the sky and scream it isnt fair.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/16/2005
His Phenomenal Eyes by Bleeding Air reviews
STORY REMOVED. I wanted him to look at me. I wanted him to sing to me. But no, this song was dedicated to a girl who he had never met and would probably never know. Oh God. I wanted to cry for him. Oneshot!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Complete
Half Past Forever by AspenOBrien reviews
When modern-girl Sydney is thrown backwards in time to France in WWII, she struggles with dangerous times, dangerous people, and a delightfully dangerous soldier named Jack O'Leary.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 53,465 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/28/2004 - Published: 5/26/2004 - Complete
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i've given too much to take back
and i don't know if i want to.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Complete
this is not the end of everything reviews
like i know you think it is.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Complete
i am not looking for the peas to my carrots reviews
fuck you mr. pea.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Complete
following your heart reviews
is a bullshit excuse.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Complete
i am not enough for me
being honest with yourself is tricky business.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Complete
I could do a lot of things
I could do a lot of things that would not make me happy. Reviews appreciated.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
brainwashers and sponges reviews
written as a tirade on dishonesty in general. but you can interpret it any way you prefer. reviews appreciated.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
i'm just too tired to move reviews
try harder, try harder. reviews appreciated.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
the sun is so beautiful shining on the sprinklers reviews
but only when it shines. reviews appreciated.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Complete
Little Red Riding Cloak and Dagger reviews
A retelling of Little Red Riding Hood. Except the wolf isn't furry, although he does have nice hair and lip ring. This story takes Perrault's symbolism and makes it more literal. To be continued...please let me know what you think or any ideas you have! r
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,976 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 11/22/2006
last Christmas reviews
last Christmas was Hell, presents wrapped in barbed wire i saw it and i still cut my fingers
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Complete
on accident we were loved reviews
love should never be on purpose. it ruins the effect.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
it wasn't made for skin, stupid reviews
it just wasn't.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/14/2006
I wish I could live inside my mind today reviews
Sometimes it's easier to never go outside.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Complete
showers at night reviews
after dance class, try to wash it away.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/4/2006
Next Time reviews
Selfish people bug me, and I'm one of them.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/31/2005