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Joined 07-20-05, id: 486439, Profile Updated: 09-12-08
Author has written 2 stories for Romance, and General.


you can call me inkless.

someone told me today that i was 'goofy'. now, i've always used that word to describe likeable, funny, slightly eccentric people, but i had never applied it to myself. i found today, however, that goofy is a word that fits me perfectly. like a glove, or a finger puppet.

ah, my writing? hah, it's more of a joke. i love to read, and so when i think of something that i would like to read, but am to lazy to look for, i'll just write it instead. highly ineffective, let me tell you. so, read my stuff if you like. it's mostly rubbish, and probably won't benefit you in any way. please review, though, if you do read. if it's only to say that you hated it, i'll take it =

i'm a junior in high school in Ohio.

i absolutely adore those rubber bracelets. you know, the ones that LIVESTRONG started? yeah, i have a collection of around eleven. sometimes i wear all of them at the same time. it's a little overwhelming.

i do not aspire to ever publish anything. instead, i really want to become a youth pastor. God is kind of an obsession of mine.

anyway, i'm really open minded, and i would love to talk about anything. even if it has nothing to do with anything, or maybe you just need to vent, go ahead and send me a message or IM me at xPerfectionaire on AIM. my e-mail is blu92jumper@

i think that's it =

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Not for Me by tickledblue reviews
FINISHED! I'm the loner with no backbone. He's the school's favourite god. He's at the top of the pyramid, while I'm not even part of the pyramid. Somebody tell me how this is going to work out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 4847 - Favs: 2,970 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 5/23/2017 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Complete
Tomfoolery by Nonsensically reviews
Tomfoolery: noun. 1. foolish behavior. [See: Carmichael, Jason.] Fun, funny, charming, and irresistable Jason Carmichael. His mischievous ways caught me offguard and full force. Literally. And, try as I might, I just can't seem to stay away.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,801 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 4/16/2007
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 3,456 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
Guide to FictionPress Popularity by sonicinmobius reviews
Are you real writers tired of stupid people getting attention? Read this guide and become that which you loathe!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2005
The Courting of Aviahnna Rubenne by Blazing-moon reviews
*Okay, I lied...Epilogue up* The plots of Aviah and the many doomed suitors that attempt to court her. She outwits all but one of them, and he happens to be the worst of all. (She'll learn her lessons. ) R/R! *Not meant to be historically correct* :)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,887 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 7/20/2002
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Breaking the Norm
Cadyn October lives a regular, happy life. And then she meets Teddy McNamee, who doesn't fit the description of anyone she has ever met before. As the pair become better friends, Teddy's life makes Cadyn wonder what she's living for, if anything.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/12/2008
The Story of Molly Hobbes reviews
Molly Hobbes is forced off of her farm and into the city of London with her huge family. Does she find love and the rest of her life in the city, or does the country call her back home? A promising story even if the summary sucks. Please read and review.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/25/2006