Hello there, whoever you are. This is me: FlowingOfWords. Long name, huh? Just a simple FW will do fine for now. I'm a full-blooded Dutchie and frigging proud of it, and to uphold the stereotype; I love cheese. To break it; I don't smoke or use any type of drug. What is it with people not believing that I don't smoke?

Anyway, my name and nationality are probably not why you're here, or that's what I hope. If you're planning to steal anything, I only have one thing to say; “Get out!” Impolite, huh?

Warning: Like said before, this writer is not from English origin, thus will have grammar-issues. She also tends to hate adjectives, even though she knows that she often misspells them. Damn those silly Dutchies!

Seriously, if you see anything, anything; point it out, or give extra classes if you're willing! I'll pay you with cookies I proofread again, and again, and again, but things still slip my guard - I just don't know and see everything.

Another thing; I love criticism. Now, I'm not saying this to give you the obligation of "CC or don't bother at all!", but I've seen loads of writers who don't want to have it for some twisted kind of reason, and I'm not one of them. My writing is far from perfect, something I'm too well aware of, and I like to improve. Still, hearing what I'm doing right is nice, too When reviewing others, I always try to give some criticism too, even if I'm having a hard time. I feel so proud when I'm able to point out grammar!

As with returning reviews, I'll always try. I truly do. But you'll have to give me time (sometimes ages of time), because I have a busy and slightly coughunderstatementcough disorganised life. However, I never give reviews to poems because, to put it simply, I'm clueless when it comes to them; I suck at poetry, and hate the fact that I've got nothing better to say about them then “I like it/I don't like it.” Also, I tend to stick to 'my genre', which is fantasy. Still, I'll try to get myself to review will kick herself for every time she doesn't

Oh, and don't expect a great, constructive, long review from me when the only thing you told me is: “Great story! Please update and R&R my story!” Even if your grammar is perfect. Ghese, is there really nothing more to tell? THAT would make me feel bloody pathetic. No, really, don't do that to me. I beg you. On my knees.

The link of the mentioned generator in 'Stormwyrm'... http:///

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Now, the usual, standard, normal, mostly uninterested facts about me!

1. I'm addicted to both cheese and chocolate.
2. Chocolate ice-cream ROCKS=D
3. I have no favourite colour (although I do like some more than others).
4. The people I hang out with are 'slightly' crazy. That says something about me, too.
5. A British accent is the second most sexy thing a man can have.
6. I never told anyone the first most sexy thing ever. Teeheehee _

Random Quote

"This writing business. Pencils and what-not. Over-rated, if you ask me. Silly stuff. Nothing in it."

Eeyore

I'm going to try and start over at Fictionpress. I haven't been here seriously in a while, save for a random review here and there, which I'm ashamed for because I owe a lot of people reviews. Damn, I'm a lazy bum #_# Anyway, I still think I have a perfectly good reason for most of my absense; my computer had a tiny-whiny virus which deleted nearly all of my files. Alas, my writing was not among the saved, so I lost half of the final chapter of BoS and a lot of other things. That put me off a bit; who likes to start over froma scratch?

Speaking of BoS; I'm going to rewrite it as soon as I can. The beginning makes no sense! Why theheck are the familiars standing there on that field? Where the heck did Thom and Joann come from that they had to leave the animals behind? Why the heck did they even come close to the farm in the first place? Yeah, it made a nice prologue, that's why. Blech. Either that will be completely revised, or I find reasons that you probably won't read about anyway =P

Maybe they had to go into a city? No, bad reason. The horse would still be with them, and the raven could follow them from a distance. They visited someone who was allergic to horses and feathers? snorts Alright, it's going to be revised. (Besides, I nearly gagged over all the stupid grammar/spelling-mistakes when I scimmed through it.)

I can't wait to finish it, though; my first completed longer story! tears up

After I finish BoS, I'll focus on finishing a world I've been creating. The story will probably have something to do with spiritual residue. Don't ask =P