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My Meaningless Existence at a Frozen Yogurt Shop by the milk bottle reviews
ONE-SHOT. It was on that day that I began my downward spiral of meaningless sex, alcoholism, violence, and… okay, not really. But it felt close to something like that.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 173 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Whatever It Takes by cynically amused reviews
Max thought going to extreme measures would get Ellie's attention, it did, but it wasn’t the way he expected. Never, in her entire life, had a guy who asked her out while standing in his boxers during a pep rally! [CHAPTER 16]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,648 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 4/12/2006
Give Us a Chance by cynically amused reviews
Headlines: Today’s special: One boxer-clad Max Dalton and a blushing Ellie Pearson. On a side note, did anyone notice the jealousy coming from our favorite cheerleader? Rewrite of Whatever It Takes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/15/2008
Empty Stairwells by Mad for Figs reviews
[ONE SHOT] Everyday after fourth block, I'd walk through the same empty stairwell. Of course, it wasn't exactly empty considering how the most beautiful guy in school passed me everyday. Too bad he had no intentions of ever talking to me. [extreme fluff!]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,866 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Shoelaces Undone by jennycraig10 reviews
She was just a girl falling in love with the boy who came up to her, out of nowhere, to tie her shoelaces. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Bookstore by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[ONESHOT] It was one of the gestures and awkwardly innocent conversations that comes straight out of a disarmingly heartfelt movie. I was just an innocent bystander who saw their tentative dance around each other's shyness. It was pretty hard hitting.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Private Property by melpomene says
Maybe Valentine’s Day wasn’t about being loved, but about loving somebody else with no strings attached.Being able to love somebody, anybody but one’s self. Not caring about the possibility of what could or could not happen. It was all about love.Oneshot.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
Sweet Nothings by cynically amused reviews
She was in love with him, he always loved her. The only problem was that they couldn't be together.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,359 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Third Time’s a Charm by cynically amused reviews
The first step towards change is admitting there is problem. Well then I guess I should get that out of the way, I have a problem. I’m a random dialer, but I won’t get into that yet. The second step is to avoid temptation—not so easy… [oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,722 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Complete
Tempt Me Not by cynically amused reviews
She wasn't the girl who fell for her best friend, she wasn't the bookworm who won the high school 'God,' she also wasn't a perfect angel who attracted the rebel, no she was the idiot who caught the attention of her fiance's older brother. [ New Chapter 2]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,269 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006
Heads or Tails, Risks or Regrets by cynically amused reviews
Love was cruel, love was beautiful. Love was pure, love was selfish. Love was spontaneous, love was gradual. Love was a mystery, a twosided coin that begged to be flipped. Was love worth the risk or would it become a regret? [ONESHOT]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,607 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Complete
Made For You by cynically amused reviews
My friend begged me to take the quiz about crushes, it was “perfect for me,” what I think she meant was it was made for me. Seriously, how many quizzes know a person’s true feelings? [ONESHOT]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Complete
If You Kill Me Slowly by Bleeding Air reviews
STORY REMOVED. Jesse and May, messed up lovers, decide to test out a reincarnation theory. Too bad Cameron Hill, Jesse's reincarinated self, gets the sore side of things.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Complete
Sly Dog by Lainiee reviews
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
His Phenomenal Eyes by Bleeding Air reviews
STORY REMOVED. I wanted him to look at me. I wanted him to sing to me. But no, this song was dedicated to a girl who he had never met and would probably never know. Oh God. I wanted to cry for him. Oneshot!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Complete
How To Burn A House Down by Vicious Nixon Lunchlady reviews
1. Fall in love with someone you've never met without knowing it 2. Write letters with no intention of sending 3. Drop a cigarette
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,838 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/10/2001
End of the World reviews
It was not a dark and stormy night when the anti-Christ – or spawn of Satan if you prefer – was born.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete