How a nice girl becomes the hellfire cheerleader of every fat, unpopular girl's waking NIGHTMARE. Sept 23, 2008: Ch.8&9 up! Romance, drag racing, sibling... love and danger! //INCOMPLETE//

REMOVED - READ TRICK REVISED.

ONE SHOT. Remy's boyfriend Matt is perfect in every way except one: he has an infuriating best friend named Jack who just loves to bother her. "Do you think I find joy in the fact that all I can ever think about is you, no matter how hard I try not to?"

She realised that loving him and wanting him to be happy was not giving her the happiness she deserved. She realised she needed to move on and this could only happen if she confessed her feelings. So she rang the doorbell. One-Shot

One-Shot. The recollections and philosophies of a fifth-wheel.

To her, the class was possibly the dullest thing she could ever do. That is, until the day she found a little note written on her desk from a boy the period before her...and things got a little more interesting. Short, cute oneshot; NOW WITH A FOLLOW UP!

ONE SHOT So you find a phone, and you take it, because… it’s a free phone, why wouldn’t you? And it’s pretty sweet until the angry owner starts calling you every chance he gets.

First, he thought I had a clown fetish -Because I asked for his number when he was working as a clown-. Then, he started giving me balloon flowers -Because I was ‘as boring as a flower’-. What I never expected to come right after that, though, was love.

He kissed me harshly on the lips. “I will miss you, but I won’t want to go back to the way things are now, you’re my past, not my future.” One-shot

I ran with scissors... and lived.

[not written by me] That was five years, two months ago. It makes me sound obsessive, but I’m not, just particular. She hit me in the face with a khaki messenger bag stuffed with notebooks, textbooks, and novels, and I’ve been attracted to her ever since.

[Oneshot] I always dated losers. I always asked him What's wrong with me? He always said Nothing. But I never, in a million years thought he would change that.

[ONE SHOT] She kept avoiding him. He always found his way back to her. But it only went so far…

One Shot. [Who ever said absence makes the heart grow fonder, was wrong. Absence made you damn well obsessive.] He wanted her, she refused. He left, she wept [sorta]. He came back... she, slaps him? You know what they say... no, what? I hate you. Now, R&R

She stuck her hand in the back pocket of his jeans. "Does this make you uncomfortable?" He smiled and slid his own hand into the back pocket of the shorts she was wearing. "You'll have to try harder than that." It's funny what games become. -Oneshot-

Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.

As he contemplates proposing, a man looks back at his past loves and the reminders he's kept.

I knew it was going to be a good day when I woke up in the morning. Oneshot.

Clarissa sat across from him in English for two months before he spoke to her. The worst thing was that he knew that it was pathetic before he even said anything. ...Not the typical romance.

She was just a girl falling in love with the boy who came up to her, out of nowhere, to tie her shoelaces. Oneshot.

[ONE SHOT] “Be happy with your future king. Love again. Fall freely and let him catch you.” Her eyes fell closed. He pulled away a little, but only to whisper into her ear: “Love crazily as I love you.”

[One Shot] The damn limo never came. How the hell am I supposed to get to my wedding!

What good is all this beauty if you mean for it to rot?

Rani is trying to figure out how to tell her boyfriend she loves him. Problem is, it's such an overused phrase that it's spawned millions of cheesy Hallmark cards, romance novels, and movies. //REMOVED//

[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]

[PREQUEL and ONESHOT] He's going to make a declaration. She's not making it easy on him, but it's not her fault. Really, she doesn't even know he's there, and she won't until he sneaks up and scares the bejesus out of her.

“Did you realize how long I waited for it to rain and for you to actually forget your umbrella?” he questioned.

[ONE SHOT] “I'm already in love with someone,” I said. “And who is this supposed moron,” he muttered darkly. I turned and looked at him. Oh God, here goes the last shred of dignity I own. I took a deep breath. “You.”

Matthew spends most of his day being aloof, hanging out with Luke, Mark, and John at Bubba Burger Butt's, and reading comic books. He's sworn off girls, but he seems to be spending too much of his time helping a nerd with her geometry homework. [COMPLETE]

I have faded into the background of nothingness...

one shot Our love was like the taste of a lemon drop: sweet then sour, sour then sweet...

[ONE SHOT] He strived on her happiness. He lived to see her smile. His duty in life was to make her happy. Why? Because he loved her.

I loved her, check that I still love. The past can be the hardest thing to live through and can be the harest thing to get over but sometimes you need to revisit the pain to heal the wounds.

Rules are made to be broken.

Hypothetically speaking, I know this guy and this girl who are crazy about each other. [one shot]

Medusa- that's the monster with the snake updo, right? That's a common assessment- but is the majority right? Medusa- heroine or monster? Your call.

I'm somebody's diamond... I'm just not yours. [one shot]

She paints her fingers scarlet, grinning at me from behind the bathroom mirror...

A description of a horrible way to die.

I was hyper when I wrote this.

"You were the only one who could cut me to the root."