Edwit
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Joined 07-27-05, id: 487728, Profile Updated: 03-09-11
Author has written 62 stories for Humor, Life, Love, Horror, General, Romance, Haiku, Young Adult, Action, Song, and Supernatural.

Introduction:

Name: Sam AKA Edwit

Age: Twenty

Gender: I r grrl

Favorites:

-Movie - "From Hell"

-Book - "You Don't Know Me"

-Food - Anything with cheese

-Drink - Coffee

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Magpie Syndrome by Cattails reviews
-Slash- Maddy has a lot to deal with lately: a new home, new school, new boyfriend...and a redheaded jerk who just won't leave him alone. But as long as he keeps taking his pills, everything will be fine. ...maybe.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,536 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 12/14/2007
Let's Pretend by Limited Edition reviews
My life is quite simple. I have a girlfriend who I love, I have two fathers whom I love and I have this classmate that insists on raping me. It's nothing, really. Yeah, yeah, it's...fine. [slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,895 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007
I'll Be Your Emo Girl Where's My Corner to Cry In by Black 13 reviews
This is a song I wrote about... emo girls, lol.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10/2005
Making Me Sin by Aloysha reviews
Jacob is the typical Christian Good Boy, following the calling of his lord...then he meets Luc, who is everything Jacob shouldn't be. And maybe that's why the other boy pulls him in...(Slash, Forward Up, Chapter one soon)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,735 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003
Snow Day by Mac Attack reviews
I enjoyed writing this story. It is much longer than most of my short stories, so people out there who don't like how short my writings usually are, I hope your pleased with this one.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,539 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/23/2004
Butterfly Collector by zane reviews
A boy. He lives, breathes, dies. Included: masturbation, slash, suicide. Life is not everything. Who knows?
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/29/2002
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Lazy Sunday reviews
Just a lazy Sunday, shared between two friends. In a hot way. This is slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Complete
Battle of the Supernatural Sexes
A vampire seeking protection from a witch. Not that he quite understands that, really.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,587 - Published: 11/5/2010
Succubus in Training reviews
A youngish boy comes to age with his halfsuccubus heritage. I know what you're thinking about... Succubus... boy! You know I roll that way.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 9/17/2007
Cafè Olè reviews
Two unlikely meetings, leading to one unlikely pair living under the same roof. Join us in chaos.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2007
Guardian MAN! reviews
Robin was sent a guardian from a world beyond, who worked for a strange business sought to keep the lives of the living... well... alive.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/23/2007
Peace reviews
Something happens... Like whoa!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/4/2006
Fire! Fire! Ahaha reviews
A girl and a fire.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/12/2005
Boots Are Cool reviews
Boots...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/12/2005
Moment of Bliss reviews
...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/8/2005
Gayness Be with Me reviews
A boy, in love with his male friend... Hm... Not your usual gay guy story... Funny, I think... I don't know... Just read... Some gayosity... Everywhere.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2005
Confusion: It Starts Things reviews
A note is found, and no names are stated. Events begin from confusion of the interpretation of the two people that wrote, but who wrote what?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12/4/2005
Lost, Little Boy reviews
This kid wakes up in a strange bed, and everything's warm.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/25/2005
Blurred Perfection reviews
A young man lays in bed, next to his girlfriend, and decides the perfect life isn't for him... So, he makes some changes.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/24/2005 - Published: 11/19/2005
Homophobia reviews
I'm a little faggot...
Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/20/2005
Coffee reviews
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/20/2005
Bitch reviews
You need me...
Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/20/2005
DDR Competition! reviews
Dance Dance Revolution action... What could get any better? How about sexy homosexuals, and a sexy chick? Oh, yeah.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,927 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 11/13/2005
ABC's of Different Lives reviews
...Yeah. Self-explanatory, I think. Please review.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/16/2005
Colors of Life reviews
Everything...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/13/2005
The Watcher
A young boy that doesn't speak, and a Watcher with an assignment...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,166 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 10/19/2005
Irony reviews
...Yeah.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/10/2005
Living with a Psychopath reviews
Nightly parties, a fire-dancing man, mass orgies... What's wrong with this? Travis could name many difficulties...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/31/2005
Smells Like Fish reviews
The stupidest, yet most interesting people, on this entire shit-hole planet live together in this tale of sex, drugs, passion, and masturbation.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,450 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 10/8/2005
Do Who with What? reviews
Some people living together. Probably the most diverse group you could find. Have fun, this came from the deep bowels of my mind... Mm... There is some homosexuality. A tad.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 9/22/2005
Ghetto Kiss reviews
A kiss in a subway... Can life get any better than that?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/17/2005
Perverted Passions reviews
A very strangely perverted story about a fourteen year old boy.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2005
People Totally Suck, Man reviews
Eh.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/12/2005
Robin's a Teacher! reviews
Who in their right mind would allow him to be around students? Those poor, poor kids!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 10/8/2005
Moose reviews
A stuffed moose! And an unlucky guy who gets hit by a car. And another hot guy. What could this all mean? Spookey! Ah, I'm tired...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,606 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/7/2005 - Published: 10/2/2005
Mark's Father
Wrote this for class. A little side-story for "Opposites Attract". Be nice, I couldn't use any bad language...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Published: 10/7/2005
A Night to Remember reviews
Ever seen a duck masturbate? I have! Not as erotic as it sounds... Which has nothing to do with this story at all.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2005
YinYang reviews
I am yin, you are yang...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/2/2005
Opposites Attract reviews
Mark's perfect day is wavered when he discovers Robin in his normal seat, disrupting the order of his life.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,601 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/30/2005 - Published: 8/13/2005
Dirty, Slutty Dog reviews
Just as the title says. But a bit more interesting.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2005
My Enemy reviews
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um... Hope you like this. It's pretty funny. About a guy who loves this person, and he just gets 'played' around with.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/24/2005
The Boss' Plaything reviews
An oblivious father, a hormone driven gay guy, and a rowdy boss... Need I say more? More of Mark! He rocks!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/17/2005 - Published: 9/16/2005
Oh, yeah reviews
A haiku about my sexuality and how I feel about it.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8/28/2005
Rape me! reviews
A night out for a little fun. Ooh, look! A kitty!... Ow!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/28/2005
Deceived and Betrayed reviews
Through the eyes of a murderer... Written in... thirty minutes. Sorry if it sucks.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/25/2005
Beautiful Death reviews
A girl and a murder. Plus a twist at the end.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/22/2005
Innocent Rambling reviews
Oh, yeah. Just a little peak into my mind. Only the strong willed allowed.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2005
Locker Buddies reviews
Unexpected locker romance.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2005
Sweet Summer Days reviews
A man thinks about a beautiful boy as he watches from the shelter of his home... A short, sweet story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/19/2005
Remembering a Friend reviews
Just something I needed advice on a while ago. I decided to put it up to show a few feelings. I'm not an unfeeling person, really!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/16/2005
Parody of Love reviews
Ever sick of hearing about love? Here's something to tide you over...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/16/2005
Nightly Adventures reviews
A pick up in a nightclub. Mistaken profiles...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2005
Innocence reviews
It hides the truth...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/16/2005
A Father's Love reviews
Not your usual 'boy meets long lost father' story. One of the only stories I'm finished with. Have fun with this. It took me two whole hours.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/15/2005
Robin's Kidnapping Adventure reviews
What happens when Robin meets Mark? Especially by kidnapping? Well, pretty much anything I can think of. Just roll with me, people. Written by: Raven!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/15/2005
Roundabout Suicide reviews
Sickly. Eh, it's all in the title.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/15/2005
The Facts of Life, well at least one reviews
This is my view on parents, not that I have them anymore. Hmm... Review, if you have time.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/12/2005
Disturbed Innocence reviews
Open-minded poem. For open-minded peoples.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2005
Lesbians anyone? reviews
A girl and her sexuality...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2005
The Adventures of Two Brothers reviews
One boy teaches his younger brother the most sensual part of one's body... Contains incest. No dirty words.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2005
The Life of a Bookshop Owner reviews
Robin has a quiet life, alone in a bookstore. The only person he's ever loved is gone away. Very bland. Until a boy stumbles into the shop, running from a rampage of girls set on selling his underwear on Ebay. Strange?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 8/8/2005
The Normal Life of Living HalfDemon reviews
A boy finds himself with a mysterious, goofy, old man, wondering what happened and how long he'll be there. Kind of ghetto, now that I think about it.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 7/31/2005
Hate reviews
Does He control you?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2005
Death by Popularity reviews
The police find a girl... This is the case...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2005
So alone reviews
Ever wondered about your death? Sure... Ever wondered about reactions toward your death? Maybe not...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2005
Death reviews
A tragedy for you or I? Death related topic.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2005
Insanity reviews
Ever wondered the true meaning of the levels of insanity? Here's my view on the topic...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7/30/2005
The Trouble with the Closet reviews
So: I decided to tell my family about my secret. What could possibly go wrong? Well, a few probabilities... Gay references, people.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/30/2005