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Joined 08-02-05, id: 488539, Profile Updated: 08-14-10
Author has written 8 stories for Romance, Nature, and Young Adult.

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8/14/10:

In the style of Tim O'Brien, Capital One, and Three Simple Words' Starr, these are the contents of my purse: (1) wallet (2) phone (3) pen (4) breath mint from my cousin's wedding two years ago (5) petrified toffee (6) good smelling lip balm (7) bad smelling lip balm (8) small jar of menthol (9) spork (10) hair clip (11) napkins from wherever I had lunch this week (namely, Bojangles and Chipotle)

What do you carry?

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Luka & Shoe by King Patch reviews
UPDATED! Confrontations between insecure Constance and secretive Wolf, between cranky Luka and worried Shoe, between manic Natalie and ticked-off Shoe. A glance into Shoe's past explains some of her present. What's to happen next?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 115,770 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 1/22/2006
NaCl by ms silverquill reviews
It's synthesis. Two elements combine to form a more complex product. We're salt." A series of moments between two friends - because sometimes your soulmate isn't necessarily your lover
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 36,307 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Complete
When Jocks Retaliate by Slideshow reviews
When being blonde, good looking and a jock isn't enough, you bring out the big guns. Swear words, wildly made assumptions and petty revenge seemed like a good alternative. And who knows, maybe you'll get your girlfriend back once all of this is over.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,638 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 2/13/2006
The Mother of All Chain Letters Part I by Xineph reviews
The beginning of my series parodying those annoying chain letter stories. This one parodies the guy proposes to girl on a cliff story.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
one fortytwo by lizzygrace reviews
“I don’t think this is going to work.” ... Right now, all I could do was stand there.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Complete
Dear Morrissey, I Envy Your Optimism Love, Morgan by lydia is pretty reviews
There were six letters tacked to the wall.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/24/2006
jeans by Clair Sylka reviews
jeans are like a relationship - here's why
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2006
Hell Yes, I Moshed by xalter-egox reviews
A short essay recalling my experiences at a punk rock nightclub. If you R&R this, I'll return the favor
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Complete
Sly Dog by Lainiee reviews
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
The Family Way by Gabi-hime reviews
When is a good time to break such news? Gabriel will find the best time, be sure of it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/23/2004
How Uncle Samael Got His Groove On by Gabi-hime reviews
Holiday spirit is high as Samael recounts the touching story of his first real kiss while Duriel threatens to dismember him, Raziel provides running commentary, Jibreel is smarter than her elders, and Gabriel makes sure everyone is well oiled (read as TOA
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,970 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/17/2004
Colored Glass Marbles by Tizzu reviews
"Five minutes ago they strung up the clinging, yellow caution tape." ...please R&R.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/27/2004
Jared and Iris by dupidnavagog reviews
Romance/ humor/ angst: that pretty much describes what happens when you find true love. This is the straight s*, none of this fairy-tale, Sleepless in Seattle stuff, just so you recognize it when it kicks you in the butt. PART 2 UP
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,583 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 7/12/2003 - Published: 6/17/2003
Directions by WriterJC reviews
A very short story. . . about directions. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2003
Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Period by baditterbunnyqueen reviews
More Jaded Sarah, this time on an oddessey to a mall with her partner in crime (in more ways than one) and best friend Jane.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2002
Confessions of a Self-Proclaimed Scrooge by baditterbunnyqueen reviews
One jaded pizza delivery girl takes a foray into holiday hell to find the perfect gift. Written after hearing one too many Christmas carols.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,207 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2002
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Three Simple Words reviews
ficathon: College freshman Starr-yes, like Ringo-is ready to read obscure Russian literature and subsist on easy mac. Without her boyfriend. But then those three simple words are said and suddenly, she’s not so sure.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,167 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Complete
Snippets reviews
He's a self-proclaimed videogame freak. She thinks the library is her second home. Together, they're going to take over the world...er...right after he figures out what she did with his box of cereal...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,424 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 8/9/2005
Take Two reviews
Between being paired with giraffe-boy at dance lessons, studying for math competitions, and avoiding her cute former lab partner, KT Braidsdell’s life is finally back on track. Until her mother decides to get remarried.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,796 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008
Love Or Something Like It reviews
It tastes terrible. Thirty seconds of life, described.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Complete
It's Gonna Be Okay reviews
Oneshot. Struggling with her brother's death, KT realizes it's gonna be okay with the help of friends, family, and Mariah Carey.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Complete
Tis a reviews
A ten? word alliteration about the weather. Yuck.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Complete
Nobody reviews
At what point does obsession become unhealthy? A girl follows her exboyfriend and his new girlfriend and discovers something that she isn't looking for.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Complete
Mission Status: FAILURE reviews
The work of the best friend’s girlfriend is never complete. From hiding the boyfriend’s best friend from unwanted exgirlfriends, to pulling off a performance that is definitely Emmystatus, KT miraculously finds times to make comments and sneak a bite of
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
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