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Joined 08-03-05, id: 488788
Author has written 12 stories for Sci-Fi, Life, General, Thriller, Fantasy, Humor, Humor, and Fantasy.
"I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe."

What I find to my liking:

listening to music
playing dominoes
Garfield comics
ice cream
theorizing/philosophizing/discussing things
my computer
my watch

What I find to my great dislike:

OOC characters
character bashing

Some of my favorite movies are:

The Tenth Kingdom
Pirates of the Caribbean
25th Hour

Favorite books of mine:

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (all 5 in the trilogy ) by Douglas Adams
The Homeward Bounders by Diana Wynne Jones
The Martian Chronicles by Ray Bradbury
Something Wicked This Way Comes by Ray Bradbury
Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris
Naked by David Sedaris
His Dark Materials Trilogy: The Golden Compass, The Subtle Knife, The Amber Spyglass by Philip Pullman
A Swiftly Tilting Planet by Madeline L'Engle

Favorite authors:

Douglas Adams
Douglas Preston/Lincoln Child
Diana Wynne Jones

Favorite bands/singers:

Nautilus Pompilius (Russian)
Lyube (Russian)
Mashina Vremeni (Russian) Time Mashine
Franz Ferdinand

A few favorite songs:

The World is Not Enough - Garbage
Planet Hell - Nightwish
Russian Lullaby - E-type
Solitary Angel - Blutengel
Kinslayer - Nightwish
The Siren - Nightwish
40' - Franz Ferdinand
Skovannie Odnoi Tsepyu - Nautilus Pompilius
Shar Tsveta Haki - Nautilus Pompilius
Devil & The Deep Dark Ocean - Nightwish

A computer game I deem worthy:

Prince of Persia: Warrior Within

Topics I love to debate:

the universe
and many other things

Favorite characters (from various places):

from books-
Aloysius Pendergast (from thriller novels by Douglas Preston/Lincoln Child)
Diogenes Pendergast (from thriller novels by Douglas Preston/Lincoln Child)
Eli Glinn (from thriller novels by Douglas Preston/Lincoln Child)

from anime/manga-
Majeh (from King of Hell)
K (from Gravitation)
Bulma Briefs (from DBZ)
Shuri (from Basara)
Noodles Python (from Planet Blood)

Favorite animes/mangas, in no particular order:

Vampire Game
Ranma 1/2
Yami no Matsuei
King of Hell
Angel Sanctuary
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Project Arms

Other animes/mangas that I've read or seen, and rather like, once again in no particular order:

Maisson Ikkoku
Eerie Queerie
Ayashi no Ceres
Alice 19th
Planet Blood
Demon Diary
Flame of Recca
Juvenile Orion
Tokyo Babylon
Battle Angel alita: Last Order
Excel Saga
Rurouni Kenshin

A few words I very much like (because of spelling/pronunciation/in general):


And a few more:


...Okay, so that turned out to be a bit more than "a few"... But oh well. Sometimes there's just something about words-

And then, a few quotes I like that I've actually heard:

“It is better to aim for the stars and miss than to aim for a pile of dung and hit.”
-juggler at Renaissance Faire

“You can look up for inspiration, down in desperation, but not side to side for information.”
-8th grade English teacher (before a test)

-To assume is to make an ass of u and me.

Quotes I like that I found online (throughout my lengthy humor-hunts ):

- I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

- Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.

- Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they’re killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? “Sweetheart, let’s make up. Have this deceased squirrel.”

- I intend to live forever - so far so good.

- Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

- As you slide down the banister of life, may your ass collect many splinters.

- To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

- Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

- He's not dead - he's electroencephalographically challenged!

- I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.

- Remember – it’s “Hi, how are you?” not “How high are you?”

- I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?

- Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

- "Grapefruit." I don't know about you, but if someone handed me an unfamiliar fruit that was yellow, sour, and the size of a cannonball, I don't believe I would say, "Well, it's rather like a grape, isn't it?"
~okay, this one was from a book...

- Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving," Little Timmy wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."

- Is justice a) eagle-eyed, b) sorta near-sighted, or c) blind as a bat?

- There are two kinds of pedestrians--the quick and the dead.

- Families are like fudge...mostly sweet with a few nuts.

- I like long walks, especially when taken by people who annoy me.

- Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

- They said you were a great asset. I told them they were off by two letters.

- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

- There are 3 kinds of people in this world...those you want things to happen, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened!

- "The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes."

- When lady say no, she mean maybe, when lady say maybe, she mean yes, when lady say yes, she no lady.

- Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.

- If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?

- And on the eighth day God said, "O.K. Murphy. You take over."

- You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...

- When I die, I want to go like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like all the passengers in his car.

- I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

- I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it.

- I am in shape. Round is a shape.

- Do not disturb. Already disturbed!

- At the end of the money I always have some month left.

...Hmmm... Perhaps that was a bit much...


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WMSmoker seeks Seclusion by PirateGrrl reviews
Slash Clyde doesn't discriminate; he hates everyone equally.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,582 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
Like Shadows by The Failed Poet reviews
Just another poem. -sweatdrop-
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2005
School Life by daedal reviews
A short poem about general life in school
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Complete
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Stasis reviews
And the universe subsides...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Complete
The Fate of a Universe
The motion of a certain universe goes awry - and all of the inhabitants, save two, are dead.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Published: 9/28/2005
Vision reviews
A short poem written in a half-delirious mood; fantasy setting.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/3/2005
Are you still mad at me? reviews
Drabble-piece; something I thought up on the spur of the moment.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/8/2005
Around the World reviews
A poem I wrote for school in seventh grade describing places around the world.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/7/2005
Laundry Fiasco reviews
A silly poem I wrote for school in seventh grade about a little girl who refused to do the laundry.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2005
Skewed reviews
A strange twice-recurring dream of mine.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/7/2005
Peculiarity reviews
A peculiar and rather disturbing dream that I once had...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/7/2005
Dreamscape reviews
What had been but a dream becomes a nightmarish reality.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2005
Death reviews
A slightly supernatural approach to death; just an idea.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/7/2005
Memento reviews
A contemplative poem about a time long lost.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/7/2005
A Cosmic Moment or The Birthing of a Time reviews
A single moment lasts an eternity - then shatters itself, giving rise to a new TIme.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2005