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Joined 08-11-05, id: 489875, Profile Updated: 01-11-13
Author has written 12 stories for Thriller, Romance, General, Young Adult, Love, Life, and General.

hey, ho, ho,
we're honorable men
and before we lose our tempers we will always count to ten.
on occasion there may be someone you have to execute
but when you're a professional pirate,
you don't have to wear a suit.
-muppet treasure island


i'm nineteen. i write because whatever's going on in my head is generally better at keeping my attention than whatever's happening around me. i love evolution, the human brain, walking around in graveyards, and chopin's ballade in a-flat. i'm a very happy atheist who spends a lot of time being thankful to causality. i'm studying cognitive science at a school in the middle of nowhere. my secret plans always seem to involve a lot more writing than i admit.

here are some books i recommend, because why not?

-fragile things, by neil gaiman

-the view from the seventh layer, by kevin brockmeyer

-the selfish gene, by richard dawkins

-the salmon of doubt, by douglas adams

-watership down, by richard adams


NOTE: i used to have my story Sophie, Sherlock and Me separated into three parts. this was silly of me. i recently compiled all of them into one story.

The Introspective Debate of Owen Brody by Dart Gray reviews
Brody's not gay. But then he kisses a boy. So he might be gay? No, Brody's not gay. But he loves this boy. So after much delaying, debating, and waiting, the answer comes clear...nothing is ever perfectly straight. It's slash.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,324 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
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Sophie, Sherlock, and Me reviews
emily, a precocious and shy teenage girl, finds her world turned upside down when sophie daniels joins the cross country team that emily manages. but what will emily's mother think of sophie? drama, romance, and of course, sherlock holmes references will ensue! some f/f. complete!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 65,565 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Complete
Everything Had Changed reviews
rachel, having been sucked in by a cult, is in serious trouble. will her sister's family be able to pull her back into real life? will their mother, in classic ruth samstone behavior, cause problems? a sequel, of sorts, to Sophie, Sherlock and Me. some f/f involved.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2013
Mollified reviews
Molly is crisp and sarcastic and she- oh my God, she might actually be falling in love. half of a one-shot, if that makes sense. f/f.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2011
a moment with jimmy and the colonel
i wish i could put the whole world on paper. writers can only scratch the surface.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Published: 7/9/2011
anxiety, part two
of the separation sort, but who knew? never thought about it, really. t for language
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Published: 6/16/2011
what doesn't kill me irritates me reviews
uncomfortable truths are best kept short. let me know if i got the words to flow right.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Complete
anxiety reviews
i never understood what she meant until now.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/10/2011
Red and Indigo reviews
Dave was tormented by nightmares. Maisie had secrets of her own.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,062 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Complete
legible reviews
it's the little things that make you fall in love. better read aloud.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Complete
This Is Better reviews
Mutual infatuation is a lot of fun. One-shot. Just messing around with some neat characters
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
nightmare
the only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up alone. sometimes i go in for rhyme over sense.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
lucky reviews
a very short little passage about luck. and when it leaves.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Complete