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Joined 08-12-05, id: 490080, Profile Updated: 11-29-08
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Maybe it's our free will misdirected or just a shameful pride, but we live our lives with the conviction that we stand at the center of the drama. Moments rarely come that put us outside ourselves, that divorce us from our egos and force us to see the larger picture, to recognize that the drama is in fact a tapestry and that each of us is but a thread in the vivid weave, yet each thread essential to the integrity of the cloth.. --Dean Koontz


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So I was Hit by a Car the Other Day by Lainiee reviews
Lucky had resigned himself to the life of an observer. The little brother. The best friend. The sidekick. But then life decided to kick him in the balls, and dumped his twitching body into his own crappy soap opera. And a sucky one at that.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 61 - Words: 318,866 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Complete
Still Waters by Myrika reviews
Spin-off to TSWAQ. Nicky Blake has been head over heels for Grant Darlington since she moved to River Valley. Q's meddling gets her the man of her dreams, but she's about to learn that 'Happily Ever After' isn't quite so simple. //DISCONTINUED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,179 - Reviews: 1943 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008
A New Sheriff in Town by Myrika reviews
There's a hurricane named Meg Blake about to hit River Valley Junior High. The only thing to do is to get out of the way. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
109 things to do at Mcdonalds! by BrokenHeartedAngel reviews
ok, i was really REALLY tired when i made this with like 20 other people..but this is so freeking funny! i had like 7 people fighting over this today trying to reead it...SO READ IT AND REVIEW IT! AND TRY NOT TO DIE OF LAUGHTER!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
Well the thing is by InspiredSpider reviews
a little moment between old flames it has a funny twist
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/9/2006
The Atom and the Eagle by cpeterstx reviews
What if Adolf Hitler won the Race for the A-Bomb? Can the Allies stop him in time?
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/6/2006
Everybody Hates Logan by Myrika reviews
Spin-off of Against All Odds. Logan Henderson has it all: looks, money, and brains. Or so that's what people think. His life's going down the drain, and he doesn't know how to stop it. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 3321 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Complete
The French Blue by Whitechapel reviews
The French Blue is a real diamond, with unusual violet coloring. It disappeared from France during the French Revolution, never to be seen again. Or not?
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/4/2005
A Good Friend Like Bob by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. One bright, sunny day, I learned that schizophrenia was contagious. Or, at least, that’s what it seemed like. - Yes, this is a One-shot!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 40 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Complete
The Other Side of the Mirror by Never Knows Best reviews
A girl who has been betrayed by everyone she's ever known; a boy who has lost everything he's ever loved; their first meeting is through a traumatizing kidnapping experience, but can these two strangers find hope in each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 83,903 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 2/20/2003 - Complete
Ode To My Shoe by Blayne reviews
I love my shoes. They're so broken and raggedy, and so many people have told me to throw them away, but they're just awesome. So I decided to write about them.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/25/2004
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3200 - Favs: 4,119 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
A Man Drenched In Blood by c0nquestri0n reviews
The story of Christ... it's touching. His grace. R & R
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/1/2004
A Cold Night by c0nquestri0n reviews
A poem about suffering in this world. And yet hope. R&R
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2004
Veiled Candle by Matthew James Current reviews
What sadness does to the mind.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/7/2004
Mute by My Works 87 reviews
An abstract look at what the world would be like if we had a limit on the amount of words we could speak. Short Story
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/3/2004
The Dubious Joys of Womanhood by Scribe Mozell reviews
Personal observations about the less pleasant side of being female, with a wry slant.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/23/2003
You don't look too good on Television by California Mountain girl reviews
You wouldn't believe how mad I am at these protestors. If you are a protestor and are easily insulted don't read. You can flame me all you want too.
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/27/2003
Love Sick Freaks by bookworm17 reviews
I wrote this a long time ago when all of my friends were dating someone and obsessing over it. I thought it was pretty funny, so I thought I'd post it. It's not really a story, I guess..but it should make you laugh (I think!) Btw, don't take this seriousl
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/7/2002
HoZay reviews
A no nonsense short about Ho-Zay and other transgender individuals. One-shot
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Complete