Hazeleyed Everglades
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Joined 08-18-05, id: 490894, Profile Updated: 01-25-10
Author has written 24 stories for Young Adult, Life, General, Love, Historical, Romance, Fantasy, Politics, and Humor.

Recent Updates: (January 25, 2010) Everything is, as you can probably tell, on haitus. Completion for any incomplete stories will happen, but it might take, you know, twenty years or something.

I'm at college now, working my ass off as a literature major and churning out so much writing it makes my head spin. The chances of any of it being posted up here is slim to none. I'm working on getting published instead, and posting things of FP makes the whole first rights/copyrights/etc. thing very complicated. I'm always on the lookout for awesome new stories, though, so feel free to leave me a few suggestions! :)

(May 9, 2008) Well, I've taken my AP calc exam. One down, two to go. But believe it or not, folks, I haven't studied for my English Lang one because I've been writing the next Breaking and Entering chapter. Yep, that's right! I'm up to fourteen pages and can't quite see an end to the chapter yet. I am, however, anticipating an update by the end of this weekend. If not then, certainly by the end of this week. (Prom is next weekend, and there are not going to be any updates then. Obviously.) Keep the faith, lovelies! I'll get you another chapter!


Anyway-- female, university undergraduate, brown hair, hazel eyes, reader, writer, lover of all things ancient Egypt (and history in general), hater of all things math-and-numbers-related, etc. etc. You get the point.

Likes: reading, writing, hugs, soccer, warm fuzzies, humor, ice skating, archery, lying in the sun, summertime, movie nights, being happy, playing tag, ancient egypt, knowing random facts, anything fantasy, laughing, learning french, swimming, typing, dancing, playing in the rain, etc etc etc.

Dislikes: slow computers, being outclassed, doing hard math, migranes, spiders, eczema, akward silences, people who don't hold up their end, laziness, stupid people, annoying people, bad grammar, poor writing, bullies, crying, having to comfort people (not because I'm cruel, but because I'm so bad at it), spoiled people, idiot appliances.


For spoilers on DoaR, you can take a look at Robin's profile from modern times here:
http://fullmoonhidden.proboards27.com/index.cgi?board=chars&action=display&thread=1098673435

Straight as an Arrow has been published!! They (Teen Ink, the people who were nice enough to stick my story in their magazine) also stuck it up on the internet, so SaaA can also be found here:
http://teenink.com/Past/2006/January/19678.html


Quotes:

"These words I write keep me from total madness." -Charles Bukowski

"You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club." --Jack London

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." --Douglas Adams

"The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself." --Benjamin Franklin

"It's kind of fun to do the impossible." --Walt Disney

"Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot." --D. H. Lawrence

"The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once." --Albert Einstein

"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough." --Mario Andretti

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Samantha by Mystified reviews
Samantha is a normal college student, until her apartment falls victim to a bomb, and she's kidnapped by a very mysterious, very handsome stranger, whose intentions aren't all that clear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 97,227 - Reviews: 3201 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Complete
It Can Always Get Worse by Ollie May reviews
Spies, roommates, scars, MCATS, kisses, mafiosos. Trust me, it can ALWAYS get worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,017 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/21/2006
The Champagne Gang by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4044 - Favs: 3,254 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
They Call it a Cliché by angels and effects reviews
REMOVED. So he's my twin brother's best friend. The supposedly hot one who gets the girls while I hang out with the loud mouthed, all round idolized jocks of the school. Then he kisses me one night... wait, WHAT?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 4208 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Complete
Want, Take, Have by SouledChampion reviews
ON HIATUS WILL BE COMPLETED. David Weston: the arrogant playboy. Samantha Spade: the quiet, sarcastic one. They get along like fire and ice. But the person Sam detests most is the best man to show her what it feels like to love and be loved
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,375 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 8/8/2005
Moon River by pixy-dizzy reviews
Pen is not earth mother. And the boy is not gentle. But he is lovely and broken and if she could stop being a chickenshit she could call him up and ask him to take her to Casablanca. This is how the world begins.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,872 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
One Crowded Hour by Kendal reviews
She wanted to ignore him, but that was harder than it sounded. Especially when he kept popping up in the middle of her living room. Now if only he would stay where he belonged... like in the twenty second century. [Fin.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
W is for WHAT? by Lulai reviews
Marla needs no one. But when she rescues someone who needs her, will she have the strength to fight for not only his sanity, but his very soul? twenty and done!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,781 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Awkwardness by OneGirlAlone reviews
Because not every love story goes smoothly, the protagonist isn't always romantic, and sometimes a teenager doesn't really know how to act around members of the opposite sex.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Complete
Strong Enough to Break by mint chip house reviews
I threw up this morning. I just spewed my guts all over the floor after my mother told me.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2006
Little Brother by bjw reviews
Crying over the big toothy grin and stickouty hair...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
The V word by Lulai reviews
IT IS FINISHED! Normal? That word barely fits into Kate's vocabulary. She thought her life was the epitome of weird, that is, until a handsome stranger comes into her shop and tells her that she hasn't fed enough... Chapter nineteen and epilogue.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,964 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Complete
Hanging by pixy-dizzy reviews
[Rated for language, Short story] She's a typical bleeding heart, so when a suicidally depressed, foulmouthed, unpleasant mancreature shows up at her doorstep for shelter, it isn't like she has much choice but to take him in. Written entirely in dialogue
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
The Once in a Million Chance by satinsmoke reviews
We've all had enough of reading fictionpress stories and wishing WE could be the main characters. This is a story for the ordinary and yet no so ordinary: the die-hard romantics who might never find their Prince Charming, but have to keep hoping...R/R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,713 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 9/22/2005
Sorry, I'm by Sarrasanne reviews
This is what you get when you spend five minutes thinking about a weird conversation with some guy in upper sixth. It's got a twist (dun dun dun) and it's funny
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/12/2005
All 4 You by You Are So Last Summer reviews
Tyler Raileveu, badass player extraordinaire, does the unthinkable. He falls in love with the one girl he can't have, his best friend. Can he make the one girl who knows all the dirt about him, fall in love with him?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,984 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/13/2005 - Published: 1/15/2003 - Complete
For those who Weave the Tapestry by silivrenheled reviews
a reminder for those who live through others, etc. also, a little based off of the weaving of the wheel from the Wheel of Time
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/31/2005
Against All Odds by Myrika reviews
Raleigh Chase thinks guys are dogs. Her older brother's best friend Ryan Henderson claims that he can make any girl, including Raleigh, fall for him. Their bet's on for four months. Can they prove each other wrong? //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 6862 - Favs: 3,527 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Complete
Pirates by Owl-of-Artemis reviews
PG13 for future chappies. This was a dream I had. Drei is a loveable scoundrel, Elis a confused tsanila of Leontine. REVIEW PLEASE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,384 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/29/2005 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Complete
The Phone Call by My Works 87 reviews
A short, dark poem about one girl's suicide
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/18/2005
Some Crazy Censored Wants To Medicate Me by A Perfect Sonnet reviews
Me? Medication? Absolutely!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/9/2004
Weeding Dandelions by My Works 87 reviews
I can remember the first time I cussed. Short Story
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,814 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2004
Internet Junkie's Lament by JadeWing reviews
My parents are frightened, and this is why.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/25/2003
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Breaking and Entering reviews
Danielle came home early and surprised two burglars in her apartment. One of them is translucent and looks like he's been hosed down with glitter. The other one... holy cow, is he even human?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,482 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007
One in a Million
Kali is far from home, and surrounded by beautiful, angellike people. They want something from her, but all she can really feel is homesickness.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
Like Secrets reviews
[Oneshot, autobiographical. Names have been changed.] Caden stood Dakota up twice. After the second time, she decided that it was time to stand up for herself. It didn't occur to her until after she sent the email that she might never speak to him again.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Complete
Poems of a Modern Girl reviews
Poems brought together to create a teenage girl's views on life in general. Rating moved up for chapter 21.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 8/22/2005
Midnight Drive reviews
[Oneshot] Inspired by The Approaching Curve by Rise Against. Great band, great song sad story. The breaking point affects us all at one time or another... sometimes it causes a lasting effect, or leaves us underground.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Complete
The Mice Spirits
[Oneshot] Three years ago, Andais grieved for her husband and moved on. Now the young queen finds that he may not have had the opportunity to do the same...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Knight in Shining Armor reviews
A small blurb of real dialogue from different situations put together to create an amusing little story.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Ah, the Nations reviews
This silly stupid situation It interrupts my concentration Must be born from imprecation But no, it's all those lovely nations...
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
The Poppy Field
[Oneshot] I received a darling letter from Peter just this morning—apparently he is quite taken with a Monsieur Monet that has been visiting Madame Chappelle... Inspired by Monet's Poppies Near Argenteuil.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Tam Lin
[Oneshot] Janet only has one chance to rescue Tam from the clutches of the faerie and their Queen, and she's determined to get it right no matter what. Based on the old Scottish ballad.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
The Bastard Son
[Oneshot] Matteo is the late king’s bastard son. His half brother sits on a throne of gold and emeralds and presides over the funeral. He stands in the crowd, his face sad but his eyes dry. They are only seventeen when the dowager queen follows.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Complete
The Nuptial reviews
A fictionalized true story on the last moments of Antony and Cleopatra.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Complete
Arachnophobia reviews
Oneshot Kayla's patience is running short. It seems like Jason is always ducking out of something important. She thinks he's cheating on her, but he's determined to show her just how wrong she is.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Complete
La Réunion
[Oneshot] It was astounding, how much she hadn't realized how much she'd missed him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Complete
TRex in the Toilet
[Oneshot] Carmen's morning didn't start out so well, but a stolen breakfast just might cheer her up.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Complete
Boudicca reviews
[Oneshot] A brief look into Boudicca, Queen of the Iceni's, mind during her army's last battle against the Roman forces led by Seutonius. Fictionalized true story.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Complete
Time reviews
When yearning for a different ending, the heart sometimes says things that only other hearts can hear, or understand.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Complete
Death of a Robin reviews
[ON HOLD] Robin's life was nearly perfect, until she fell for a man on the run from a demon. Then, a week before the wedding, the unthinkable occurs and Robin's life as she knows it will come to a grinding halt.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,730 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 12/3/2005
The Voice in My Head reviews
A monster is unleashed each night at sundown, leaving havoc and pain in his wake.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Complete
Shakespeare in Love reviews
When Will's love leaves for the New World at the end of the movie Shakespeare in Love, what happens when her ship is lost at sea and she becomes stranded?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Complete
Wish Upon the Nothingness reviews
A take on the other path in Robert Frost's The Road Not Taken.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Complete
Forgive My Guilt reviews
A small child has no knowledge of how precious life really is, but it's only a matter of time before they find out the hard way.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Complete
DannyGurl75 reviews
[Oneshot] Shawna has a secret, and never meant for Daniel to find out. At least, not this way...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Complete
Straight as an Arrow reviews
[Oneshot, PUBLISHED in a literary magazine!] A young woman's life has grown harder through the years, and she's ready to give up on herself. What happens when a nameless stranger rekindles her belief in herself?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Complete